White-collar joke 6 is a holiday. Everybody laughs.

Cappuccino

About netizens in Oriental Plaza one day
MM met, don't want to show too much, about Starbucks.

And so on
Mm, I don't think it's appropriate to buy anything. I just need to order coffee at the counter.

The waiter asked: What do you want?

I didn't bring glasses on that day, and the CAFE lights were dim. I tried to watch the price card, but I still couldn't see it.
........
Let's just say:
: "Cannot see clearly!
"
Attendant:
"Okay, cappuccino!
"
So I got the first cup at Starbucks.
Cappuccino .........

Cainiao

A young man just came to work in the company and stood in front of the shredder with a document,

Then the boss's secretary said after seeing it:
"It's a cainiao, and it won't even be used.
"
I grabbed the file, put it in the machine, and pressed the power.
Soon the file was chopped.

Then the young man said:
"Thank you!
But where does the copy come from?
"
Female Secretary:
..........

Personnel Department

One day, Director Zhang of the personnel department was transferred to another department. A friend called him and the result was received by someone else --

"Is Director Zhang there ﹖
"
"Sorry! He is no longer in personnel!
"
My friend said:
"What! When did this happen? I called him the day before yesterday. How can I be lost?
"

Go a head

A company manager asks the Secretary to submit a document to the boss,
"Report to the boss. There will be a batch of orders in Europe next month. I think the company needs to bring people to a meeting with them.
"
The boss just signed the official documents:
"Go
After receiving the ticket, the head manager immediately instructs his subordinates to buy a machine and plan the trip. Then, the manager prepares his luggage. On the day of departure, he was blocked by the Secretary.

Secretary:
"What are you doing?
"
Manager:
"Go to Europe for a meeting!
"
Secretary:
"Does the boss agree?
"
Manager:
"The boss didn't tell me
Go a head?
"
Secretary:
"Have you ever been in the company for so long? Do you still know the boss's degree of English? The boss means: head off!
"

Shift substitution

Miss Feng was seriously ill and went to the hospital. her colleagues from the company went to the hospital to explore the disease,
"During this period of time I asked for leave, I must have exhausted the substitute staff. Sorry.
". She apologized. A male colleague replied:
"Okay, everybody shared your work. I was in charge of reading the newspaper. Miss Zhang called and chatted. Miss Li was in charge of flirting with the general manager ......
"

Discount bass

A brother prefers to eat fish.

Walmart's bass
9 bucks a pound. If it's dead, put it on ice.
7 blocks and 2 blocks, same fresh

When a senior got off work, he rushed to buy it. He was often bought.

A brother waited before the fish tank. Sometimes they don't die for a long time.

A brother uses the net to get the fish and uses his hand to knock on the fish's head.

The waiter really couldn't stand it anymore. Come and say to the brother:

"Mr. passed out, not counting
......"