Who can laugh at Miss 1860?

Without the companionship of beautiful women, without the money to buy meals, the dormitory's friends are lonely and cool, bored. Cao daoda, the first man in the dormitory, does not know where to pick up his inspiration, he said that he wanted to call the famous China Mobile Communications 1860 manual service desk. No matter what the means, he was not allowed to swear, but he had to tease the lady at the service desk, I am a man. I can only summarize the content of their phone calls for everyone to smile.

First Competition: Cao daoda vs3323 operator (CaO daoda ** has a northeast accent)

Hello, what do you need help? The female operator speaks Mandarin in a gentle and standard manner.

Hello! Hello!

Hello!

Hello, operator? Is it my phone number?

Yes. What business do you need to consult? Sir

I said, do you want to pay for this call?

Your consulting services are free of charge and you are not charged for any fees!

Oh, no money! That's good! I am a man from East China and North China. I am away from business. Do you know!

Excuse me, do you have any business to consult?

Yes, of course! I want to get online! Do you think I can access the Internet!

Your mobile phone does not support Internet access!

Yes, yes. That's right. My mobile phone is expensive. It can be singing or colorful.

Which internet access function does it support? Is it WAP or GPRS?

G (count) P (fart) R (second) S (NAIS) What is it?

(There was silence over there. I thought the operator was helpless and depressed. Here, the boys were holding down their stomachs and blushing faces)

Hello! Waiter! Hello!

Sir, it is an Internet function. Without it, you cannot access the Internet. Not G (count) P (fart) R (fart) S (NEIS) is GPRS!

GPR (bytes) S (nasie?

RS

GPR (bytes) S (NAI Si)

R

Miss R (primary), don't correct it. I will read primary from school. What functions does this support?

Sir, I don't know, because I don't know what your mobile phone is. You can go to the Business Hall and our staff will activate it for you, bring your ID card

What! Why don't I meet you when I arrive?

Sir, we only have a service desk. No, no!

I have to pay six yuan for the fare so far. Could you tell me what I can do online first?

After you enable the Internet function, you can download ringtone pictures and play games!

What ?! You can also play games!

Yes!

Can I play CS?

(The other party was still in silence. It is estimated that the operator was laughing, but he didn't hear the sound, failed ......)

No! Do you have other services to consult?

Yes!

Please advise!

I just want to ask how to access the Internet!

(When the other party hangs up and does not hear the operator laugh, the contest ends in failure)

Second competition: Dong laosan vs1127 operator (familiar with laosan ** 1. Children's accent)

Hello, what business do you need help!

Hello, sister!

Hello, what do you need help!

Sister, I want to send a text message!

What's wrong with sending text messages?

I won't send it!

You can ask your mom and dad to send it to you!

No, I want my sister to send it to me! I sent a message to the girl in the next class. I cannot let my parents know, nor can my sister tell them!

(The other party is speechless and wants to laugh)

Sister, do you ignore me?

We cannot help you, because we are just consulting services!

You cannot teach me!

Do you know pinyin?

The Class A o e we just learned yesterday ...... I will read it, my sister.

(The other party hangs up again, and then hangs up. The second game continues to end with failure)

The third competition: the operator Wei laoba vs1021 (Wei Laogang started a male operator who was dizzy and hung up directly, then dialed 1021, finally, a girl spoke. Old Babu has a pure local dialect in Hebei and has never spoken Mandarin)

Hello, what do you need help?

Hello, how are you? Do you understand what you mean?

Yes, sir!

I couldn't understand what I just said!

Now, you can consult for any business!

What are the four (yes) standards?

Mr. (The operator is a little smiling and a little breathless). I can hear from you. Could you please tell me the business you want to consult?

Do you want to scale down the standard terms of location 4 (yes? Listening to Zhou (this) is awkward! I just want to ask, this text package is to touch (how) back to 4 (things) Ah!

The SMS package is a monthly SMS service after you handle it!

No more than four packages?

No! (The operator said with a smile) No!

Oh, no four. What about a bag carrying a local bag?

No!

They contract (say) text packets, text packets, and send text messages to a packet!

No!

I think about it and I want to give it a bag. I am about to take a holiday!

No!

How can I buy a monthly subscription!

You need to handle this. If you haven't done it, it doesn't matter. It's not for schoolbags!

Oh, no!

Do you have other services to consult?

Yes, I am stuck in these four dynamic locations. I am listening to the ground, so I can't access the internet!

It depends on your mobile phone support! Is there a GPRS function?

I don't know!

Take a look at your mobile phone manual!

I didn't believe it. I didn't contract (say) the name SU (book! I pulled the four (yes) Mobile phones and bought the old ones.

Then you can go to our business hall and bring your host ID card!

Oh, you have to go there, Niang! I am far away from this, and I cannot go to this village! If I want to pay for the Internet traffic, do I have to pay for it?

You don't need any money to activate this service. If you download the East Xi'an data traffic, you will be charged for 1 kb3!

What about KB 4?

This is a term that represents how much you download!

Oh, I still don't know! Why don't I activate it!

It's okay! Do you have any business to consult?

Yes. What about this phone card? 4. What about a home phone? 4. What about a home card?

(The Other Side burst into the keyboard sound, and sent a helpless laugh)

This problem is out of our service scope!

Oh, it's not in the scope! Then they told me that this mobile phone has Bluetooth 4 (4). How can we get back to 4 (things?

Bluetooth is a feature that comes with your mobile phone. It can transmit information!

Oh, you know, you have green teeth!

No, sir. If you do not have other services, please log on to the server. We only allow 10 minutes of call time. It is now 9 minutes 18 seconds. If you do not understand it, please call again later!

Oh, sorry, miss. Goodbye! Sweet smile! (Hanging)

(I finally laughed at it ......)