You have a lung on me!

Source: Internet
Author: User

In fact, it was last year, but I have never encountered such a crazy bus scene, so I think about it again and again:

One day in March December, the sky was surprisingly clear, and recently I am working in Hongqiao, so we need to get to the end of Huaihai west road from the end of the 572 Changli community and then transfer to two stations 72 and then take a very long journey -- (it's really good to be young)

It is necessary to explain the 572 route: When I first arrived in Pudong, 572 was the above line; I do not know when it began to extend 572 to sanlin city, that is to say, there are two types of 572, one is from the Changli community to Huaihai West Road, the other is from sanlin city to Huaihai west road; the two types of 572 are roughly equivalent, but 572 of sanlin went through the Changli community and continued to drive to sanlin city.
Then, with the development of Kangqiao property, the third kind of vehicles emerged: Kangqiao to Huaihai west road; the three vehicles all ended with Huaihai West Road; among them, the Changli community station of sanlin city is different from the other two. Therefore, I often see 572 of passengers still confused while looking at the street card while asking the seller, and the seller is not happy to explain, let me drop a sentence and let you finish the work. It seems like this is a secret of martial arts ~~~

Back to the truth:
After arriving at Huaihai West Road Station, I only need to cross the road and transfer to the 72-way bus on the opposite side. Then I can arrive at the office within 15 minutes on the two noisy stations;
Good luck that day, all the way to the green light; although 5 minutes later than usual, but early arrived at the station for a quarter of an hour, so it was very determined;
Just now, when I turned 572 to Huaihai West Road, I watched a 72 car turn out from the fart of Huaihai West Road. Fortunately, there was plenty of time, and there was no panic and the pace was not chaotic;

Based on past experience, 72 channels 5 ~ I only need to arrive at the office within 30 minutes, even though I could barely afford to walk. I didn't expect the second 72 car to arrive when I was about to cross the road; just to steal happiness suddenly found that the green lights on the left side of Huaihai West Road flash, a moment of countless motor vehicles rushed to the ground, had to immediately become a zombie, which server guard accidentally misunderstands my actions and leads to the tragedy of turning people upside down.
 
Before the smoke swept away, I looked up and found 72 roads had flown into the station. My life was to cherish and seize the opportunity. The constant infusion of success and learning has made me instinctively choose not to give up;
So I tried to kill the road with scales and smashes. I was glad that my mother had bought a large number of insurance policies for me;
I don't want 72 taillights to flash, and there are obvious signs of "Slaughter" Customers fleeing-I immediately put out a claw fan to pray that the rear view will find it;
What we get is the black smoke.
Drivers seem to be afraid that I will catch up with them and start to escape at a speed ten times higher than usual. Suddenly I think of the "man" who was thrown into the deep ocean by the social giant wheel in the miserable world-lonely, despair and helplessness
 
My heart broke, and the bright sunshine seemed to have lost its color immediately,

What surprised me was that when I looked back, the third 72 was coming;
What's more, this car is empty and there are not a few people. Is this car a blessing to the blind?
When I pick up my clothes and smile again, start a Wonderful Life and pull out the traffic card behind my ass;
The car drove past me calmly-yes, not taking away any clouds!
My whole person is like being hacked !!!
In fact, my actions at that time should be a pinch of myself: either I still dream on 572, or I think of other cars as 72 in my sleep;
I should have caught it twice, because the car was parked at the intersection, a red light!

Chase or not ?! This is a problem!
It is hard to say when the fourth vehicle will arrive at 72 in this case. Even if the driver catches up with him, he cannot open the door!
Don't catch up with me. In case everything goes wrong and the fourth car doesn't show up any more, then the glorious image I never arrive late will not be ruined!
Just as I was hesitating, a beautiful girl passed by me with Liu Xiang's flight -- setting off numerous spring lights -- she arrived at the 72 front door -- she went up!
-- What are you waiting? I ....
When I started my calf nerves and prepared to drive the one hundred-plus catties of water and human flesh, the intersection was a flash, a green light!
The unfriendly fart escaped at a 10 times faster startup speed!
Let me beat you!
 
The story has an ending:
I waited for 20 minutes before seeing a 72 car and missed 3 911 cars. Then I got onto the fourth 911 car;
After arriving at the destination, I sat down for one more stop, so that when I arrived at the office, it was 30 minutes later than usual;
The first thing I want to do when I arrive at the office is to open the skylight and give a middle finger to God;
Later, because it was too short to reach the skylight ~~~

(Good Friend: Music beer, 72 driver a B C, 572 driver A, 911 driver abcdefg ...)

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