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[1] The two sisters took to the streets with their mother and met an aunt she knew. Aunt kindly asked her mother: How cute are your two children, big sister or younger brother?
[2] A friend received "Are you dead ?" Q: Why ?" Again, "no dead! Then I curse you !" You are furious, but you can see another big Joy. It turns out that "I want you to be so happy, so happy to death, so happy to death !"
[3] I decided to give you a gift: Please sit in front of the desk, put a notebook on the desk, and then put your chin on the book. This is what I sent you with a notebook! No giggle!
[4] when a woman changes her cell phone, some colleagues in the company change her cell phone: A man changes her cell phone. This is nothing more than having to change her wife.
[5] discharge on Monday. Tuesday. "First kiss" on Wednesday ". Thursday. Beautiful lie on Friday. On Saturday, the romantic "kiss goodbye ". Sunday, rotation.
[6] Xiao Cai, you only need to guess how much money is in my pocket, and I will give you all the 90 yuan. When Mr. Cai heard it, he said, "Let me give it a try. I guess ...... You have 70 RMB!
[7] Two counterfeited banknotes with a nominal value of 15 yuan were accidentally created, and the two decided to spend the money in a remote mountainous area. When they bought a 15 yuan sugar gourd, they cried, and the farmers found them two 7 yuan.
[8] Liu Qiang took his fiancee Liu Fang to dinner at home. After introducing Liu Fang, his daughter-in-law said, "Hey, you can't be nice with Aunt Liu Fang! Liu Qiang asked: Why? The young lady said, "You are all surnamed Liu. It is in love with your surname!
[9] a leader from the Education Bureau came to the school to inspect the class exercises. After that, the PE teacher declared that he was "disband", but he was in a hurry and forgot his words. He shouted for a long time: retreat!
[10] Zhang Sanhe and Li Siou are both guards. At noon, Zhang sanlai is on duty, and Li Si is on duty for dinner. James suddenly said, "Wait, I want to have a diarrhea! Li Si answer: let's pull it. After pulling it, I'll eat it!
[11] If I am a fox and you are a hunter, will you chase me? If I am tea, you are boiling water, will you soak me? If I am a car and you are a driver, will you drive me? If you are the money, I am the passbook, And I will definitely take your money.
[12] Michael Jacob found that the mouse only went to the neighbor's house to use the mouse clip, and he was reluctant to give up his bread. He put the food advertisement sheet on the clip and went to bed. Unexpectedly, I went there early the next day and put only a picture of the mouse in the clip!
[13] when a new recruit became a duty officer for the first time, he was very nervous. At in the morning, he started the bed Bell and found that he had been an hour earlier than the specified time. He shouted: Get up, get up and urinate and go to bed!
[14] A man raises a house and a cat, so He discards the cat. However, this cat did not succeed after several attempts. The man abandoned the cat while driving the car one day. He called his wife that night: Is the cat home? Wife and day: back. Male shouted: Let it answer the phone. I'm lost!
[15] One day, a tiger chased a crab and chased the Crab and disappeared. The tiger looked back and found a spider on the tree. The Tiger smiled and said, don't think you are on the Internet, I don't know you!
[16] The elephant put its stool in the center of the road, and an ant was passing by. It looked up and looked at the top of the misty cloud.
[17] Your Eyes blinked, and I died, and your eyes blinked again, and I live, and your eyes kept blinking, so I am dead !!
[18] A parrot is always full of foul words and never changes. When the master was in a hurry, he turned it into the refrigerator. When the master was removed, he apologized to the master and asked with caution: Can you tell me what the chicken did wrong?
[19] pandatv: our grandparents wear glasses, so they are called pandatv; Kangaroo: there is no money in the pocket, and the bag is bigger than a kangaroo; bee: the fly is different from us in taste. Fish: I am not going to go to the Internet cafe!
[20] A and B are quite civilized. When they got on the bus, a accidentally stepped on B. A sincerely apologized: Sorry! B: Thank you! A said with a smile: No thanks, this is the right thing!
[21] Someone broke his foot after practicing skydiving. The doctor asked: What did you do? Is the parachute unsafe? This person looks innocent. A: security is safe, but it doesn't rain the day after tomorrow. I just put it away!
[22] When I came back, Tang Miao asked me what was going on. He said, "I asked people if they want to get jelly." Wukong asked me what to say, "Tomorrow's tomorrow, will you still send me crystal love?
[23] Female drew an apple on the blackboard and asked, "What is this, children ?" The children answered in unison: "ass !" The female cried and ran out of the classroom and complained to the principal: "The children laugh at people ." The headmaster entered the classroom and said with a serious face: "How do you make the teacher cry? Ah! I drew an ass on the blackboard !"
[24] Fool's entire people's declaration: it should be a strange task, a powerful destruction, a patent, and a stunt. The whole person depends on heaven, and is regarded as fate! In short, we are absolutely upset!
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[26] One day, the bull packed up the monkey and the donkey next to him asked the bull with an uncertain question: What are you doing with it! The bull was furious: The fool learned how to look like a person, carrying a bucket to squeeze my wife's milk!
[27] yam from Henan province has a strong skill. Men cannot afford it when they eat women, and women cannot afford it when they eat men. What about men and women? The bed is unbearable! Someone asked: why are there not so many good things ?... No.
[28] Husband and wife tease their son: What are their parents? Er: Mom! Dad asked: What's wrong with Dad? Er: You don't want to hug me in the park! Angry wife! I went on to say, "Hello, Mom! You are afraid of my fear when you are on a business trip. You need an uncle to go to bed.
[29] Notice on jumping from a building: the seventh floor, the sixth floor, the fifth floor, the fourth floor, the third floor, the third floor, the second floor, the first floor.
[30] when talking about great people, I will think of Marx. When talking about talented people, I will think of Tang bohu. When talking about heroes, I will think of ***. When talking about dummies, I will think of you!