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Lesson 1
A man prepares to take a bath in the bathroom after his wife's bath. Then the doorbell rang.
The wife quickly wrapped herself in a bath towel and rushed to the door.
When she opened the door, neighbor Bob stood there.
Before she spoke, Bob said, "If you take the bath towel away, I will give you $800 ."
After thinking for a while, the woman took the bath towel and stood naked in front of Bob. A few seconds later Bob handed her $800 and left.
The woman wrapped her bath towel and went back to the house.
When she stepped into the bathroom, her husband asked her, "Who is it ?"
"It's neighbor Bob ." She replied.
"Oh," said the husband. "Did he mention I still owe me $800 ?"
Story implication:
Sharing important information with shareholders in the same boat will avoid unnecessary exposure.

Lesson 2
A salesman, a clerk, and their manager found an ancient oil lamp while walking for lunch.
They rubbed the oil lamp and an genie jumped out.
The genie said, "I can satisfy each of you ."
"First! First !" The clerk said, "I want to go to the Bahamas and drive a speedboat to isolate myself ."
Success! She flew away.
"It's me! This is me !" The salesman said, "I want to go to Hawaii, lie on the beach, have a private masseuse, freeze ice juice rum for free, and my favorite in my life ."
Success! He flew away.
"OK, it's up to you ." The genie told the manager.
The manager replied, "I want the two idiots to come back to work right after lunch !"
Story implication:
Always let your boss speak first.

Lesson 3
An e sat in a tall tree to rest and did nothing.
A bunny saw the e and asked him, "What can I do when I sit down like you ?"
Ying replied, "Okay, why not ."
As a result, the rabbit sat down on the ground below the e to rest. Suddenly, a fox appeared and threw it onto the rabbit to eat it.
Story implication:
To sit and do nothing, you must sit in a very, very high position.

Lesson 4
A bird flew to the south for winter. The sky is too cold. It freezes down and falls into a field.
When it was lying there, a cow came over and pulled a pile of shit on it.
Frozen birds lie in the dung pile and begin to feel warm.
The cow dung indeed warmed it up.
It is lying in the warm cow dung, very happy, and began to sing a song.
A passing cat heard the birds scream to see the truth.
Following the sound, it found the bird under the cow dung and quickly dragged it out to eat it.
Story implication:
(1) Not every one who gets shit on you is your enemy.
(2) Not every one who pulls you out of the dung is your friend.
(3) When you get stuck in a dung pile, you 'd better close your bird's mouth.

1) learn silence
Sometimes, you are misunderstood, and you do not want to argue, so choose silence. Not everyone needs to know you, so you don't think you need to speak to the whole world. But sometimes, you are misunderstood by your favorite person. You are sad that you do not want to argue, and you only have to choose silence. The world may not understand you, but he should understand. If he doesn't, what else can he say? There are often moments in his life that have no words at all. After all, not all right and wrong can be clearly listed, or even have no real right or wrong at all. If you don't want to talk about it, you can just say that silence is the best explanation.

(2) At least calm

When you fall into the bottom of your life, all the people around you tell you: Be strong and be happy. Strong is absolutely needed, but happy? In this case, I am afraid it is too embarrassing for you. After all, who will be happy when they fall into the dark? But at least it can be calm. Look at this matter calmly and handle other things that should be handled calmly. Calm, no happiness, No unhappiness.

(3) learning to bend over is an unexpected result for me.

If you disagree with others, it may lead to verbal conflicts, so you are unhappy, because you think others are malicious. Don't worry about it any more. Go home and clean the floor. With a piece of cloth, bend down, knees and ground, wipe every corner of the floor in front of you. Then I thought again about every sentence I had said in that conflict. Now, you find that you have something wrong, right? You're getting calm, aren't you? Sometimes you have to learn to bend over, because this action can make you humble. While working, you are also polishing your mind. Besides, you have a smooth floor. This is your second achievement.

(4) do not consider

You say that life is a long road with an infinite number of forks, always making choices. If you only choose to eat fried noodles or fried rice, it does not seem to have much impact. However, if you choose to read a subject, do a job, get married or don't get married, or have children, every choice has a profound impact, different choices must make a completely different life. You said that the unbearable feeling in life is that there is no chance to come back. If we do what we did at the beginning, we won't do anything now... this kind of simple muttering will not be much said. In fact, there is no really good or bad choice for every decision, as long as we regard life as ourselves. Unique creations do not frequently look back if different choices are made at the beginning.

(5) work hard, whether successful or not, at least once beautiful

Walking through the forest, you see a vine attached to the trunk, soft and solid mutual entanglement, you are touched by this quiet beautiful scene. Let happiness and belonging stop here. You want. I don't know what will happen in the future? Maybe the vine will be broken, the tree will fall, or the sky will be deserted, and the earth will be old. You want. So, please wait until now. The grid is eternal. If there is such a moment of quiet and beautiful in the future, the future may encounter all kinds of disasters, you will have been comforted and compensated.

(6) Keep simple

Because you think too much, you often complicate your life. Living in the present, you always remember the past, and worried about the future; stick to carrying the past, the future and the present, your life is only a piece of water. It is simply a kind of favor. Simply feel the changes in the weather with the skin, simply taste the grass fragrance after the rain with the nasal cavity, simply with the eyes of the distant mountains as a picture. Simply live in the present. It doesn't matter whether it is true or false. Since there is no right or not, you don't have to worry about it. If there is no true or false, you don't have to worry about it. Isn't it like dreaming? Yes. Simply think of your life as a dream.

(7) occasionally 'cheesy '...

Eat healthy food too much, and occasionally you want to chew on the duck tongue and the salted crispy chicken. I 've watched a series of famous masters, and sometimes you want to take a look at the series that can't be exhausted by tears. I have heard more classical music. Sometimes you want to sing popular songs that love him for one hundred years and hate him for 10 thousand years. You know that healthy food is meaningful to the health of your stomach and intestines. Master famous dramas are meaningful to cultivate temperament, and classical music is meaningful to the spirit of Ascension. However, occasionally you don't really want to keep yourself so active all the time. You don't need to be tied so tightly in your life. Occasional little indulgence is moral. Aura may be close to adults, but occasional cheesy will be more approachable.

(8) Don't waste controlling your emotions ~

Today, you are unhappy because someone stabbed you in the speech. You do not like to quarrel, so you leave; but you just leave, but did not leave the situation hurt by the person, so the more you want to get angry. The more angry you are, the less effort you have to pay attention to other things. The more important you are to handle, the more annoying you are, ignored. Because, you are only angry with one mind. It is a waste of yourself and a waste of emotion. After all, it takes effort to get angry. So, if you are smart, don't let your emotions take control of you. Before you get angry again, you may wish to gently remind yourself: "Don't waste it ."

(9) It's never better to seize the best time.

You once bought a favorite dress, but you are reluctant to wear it, and solemnly worship it in the closet. After a long time, when you see it again, you will find it outdated. So you missed it. You have also bought a beautiful cake, but you are reluctant to eat it, and solemnly worship it in the refrigerator. After a long time, when you see it again, you find that it has expired. So you missed it. There is no clothes on your body when you like it most, or a cake that you don't taste when you like it most, just like what you do when you don't want to do it most. Life also has a retention period. You should do what you want to do as early as possible. If you have simply put your wish in your heart, but have never implemented it, then the only result is to miss it, just like the outdated clothes, just like the expired cake.

(10) Occasional departure tracks

One time you took the train and planned to go to location a, but suddenly got off the ground B. Perhaps the unique place names have attracted you, or the occasional glance of the scenery has touched you. In short, you have changed the originally scheduled itinerary, then I experienced an unexpected trip. A is your original goal, but B is a small adventure. In retrospect, you said that it was an unforgettable derailment experience. Why is the same in many times in life? The only purpose is to fulfill the original itinerary. Only by leaving the preset track can you discover other scenery.

(11) quietly returning to calm ..

For a while, you were in a low mood, and you were too lazy to open the curtains and look out the sun. So of course you forgot to see it. The basin on the windowsill needs to drink water from Margaret every day. I don't know how long it will take. One day, you have a low mood and remember your Margaret. Oh, my God, poor flower. Is she still alive? You opened the curtain in a trembling manner, but you saw her shake in the wind. In the past few days, although you forgot to feed her to drink water, God did not forget to care for her with rain. Many things are carried out quietly beyond your sight, and they are arranged quietly. If you are born with all things, you don't have to worry about it.

 

 

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