[Zz] What is the difference between God and xueba?

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Author: User

What God and xueba have in common is that the points of accumulation are extremely high, which is also their main feature, or basic feature. However, they are quite different.

Call ordinary people: What are you doing?

Play

What to play?

Shopping/singing K/playing games/watching movies/sleeping /...

Call xueba: What are you doing?

Learning

What do you learn?

Mathematics

Call God: What are you doing?

Play

What to play?

Mathematics

During the course of study Overlord's review, there will be books and notes like a mountain, a cup of coffee, a headset, a pillow, and swimming in the ocean of knowledge.

When God reviewed, there was only one book in front, a little white paper for drafting, a pen, and no more.

Before the exam, ordinary people go to bed after reviewing two points.

Xueba has been studying for two times but continues to read books.

Generally, the system will wash and sleep around.

Chat with ordinary people. We can always join in and chat with each other.

Students chat, we can't get in touch, and we feel inferior.

God... Due to the limited number of Gods around, we seldom see two gods together, and even if they are together, they will not speak. I think there may be brainwaves between gods.

Xueba often tells people how many notes they still haven't read. It's very bad. If it's over

God generally does not discuss learning issues with non-gods.

A: Are you going to have a barbecue?

B: Good !!

Xueba: No, there are still ** not looked at, and ** not handed in...

God: (staring at the edge of the sky for three seconds, looking back) barbecue?

A: (started sweating) Well...

God: (stare at the sky for three seconds again, look back) or... Forget it...

When students take a good test, they will feel depressed when they take the test, and everyone will not dare to provoke it.

No joys and sorrows

Ordinary people like to go to church

Xueba insists on attending school

Observer

I have a strong master, and the GPA is not inferior to my God. But if I have any questions, I am not confident. I always feel that I may be wrong. I ran to ask God.

If you don't know what to do, you can leave the question aside. He knows that there are only two possibilities: one is that the question is wrong, and the other is that the question is wrong.

At the end of the test week, xueba went out to have a big drink with everyone.

God went back to the dormitory to see potatoes or YouTube, and washed and slept around.

Ordinary people can become masters after they work hard.

Xueba strives to become a fighter in xueba

God has no difference in hard work.

Ordinary people who want to become masters can become masters.

Ordinary people who want to become gods eventually become masters

When we expose the essence of God and schoolmaster in person, schoolmaster will deny that he is a schoolmaster.

God does not hold us

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PS: I want to surpass god !!

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