A fable that few people can understand

--- It is said that not many people can understand this fable, especially those who haven't found a boyfriend or girlfriend after the 80 s. Most people who can understand it are already husband, daughter, or mother, unfortunately, I have not found anyone who can understand my boyfriend or girlfriend after 80 .....
Princess Sunflower met the donkey on the bank of Hedong. The donkey is black, but his white mouth is white.
The princess wants to cross the river. The castle in Hexi has a prince waiting to marry her.
The river is not too deep, but she is wearing a beautiful wedding dress. She is afraid that the river will wet her dress.
The donkey said, "Do you want me to carry you over ?"
"Do you promise not to wet my dress ?"
"No ."
"That's enough. Thank you ,"
"What if he doesn't come ?"
"Then I will wait ."
For a long time, when no one came, the princess sat alone on the shore and sighed.
"No ." The princess refused, but quietly looked at the donkey.
"You want me to let you carry me over ." The princess replied.
"Who do you want to carry you in the past ?"
"The prince I want to marry ."
"I put you in the past, you kiss me, do you know that I cannot become a prince ?"
"Do you think you are a frog prince ?"
"I'm Prince meitao ."
"The donkey is a donkey, and the prince does not have to be reluctant ."
"Why don't you want me to help you cross the river ?"
"I'm afraid you will wet my wedding dress ."
"I don't think so ."
"Why not ?"
"Because now I want to carry you over ."
"Oh? Should I believe it ?"
"Why don't you believe it ?"
"I dare not believe anything you say ."
"Do you believe what I say ?"
"I don't believe what you said ."
"Do you believe what I said ?!"
"Should I believe it ?"
"Shouldn't you believe it ?"
"I believe in my own judgment ."
"Okay, let's take a look !"
......
The princess was speechless. When coolness strikes, the Princess gathers her clothes.
The donkey broke the silence: "cold ?"
"Cold ."
"Let me ride you across the river, no matter whether I wet your dress or not, I will give you three love sayings ."
"How can I repay you ?" Ask the princess.
"If your dress is not wet, take me home ."
The princess accepted the advice from the donkey.
The princess rode on his back. Before leaving, I solemnly said to her, "Remember that you cannot shed tears when I carry you, and your tears will make me overwhelmed ."
The princess said she remembered and solemnly said to the donkey, "remember not to wet my dress; otherwise, I will give up your burden immediately ."
The donkey walked in the river.
"Have you ever been a girl crossing the river ?" Ask the princess.
"Of course ." Replied calmly.
"Are their dresses wet ?"
"The first girl is wet, and the rest are wet ."
"Did the first girl take you home ?"
"No, otherwise I will not meet another girl ."
"It seems that you have met many girls ."
"You should have 15 or six ."
The princess smiled and said, "You are the first 30th donkeys who want to cross the river ."
"Haha ." Smile but speechless.
The Princess suddenly remembered the rumor of love promised by the donkey. The donkey promised to tell her the first sentence: "No matter men or women, they only love others when they first love, and they love themselves when they are in love ."
The donkey slowed down, and it was very stable. The princess was relieved and hugged the donkey's neck and felt warm.
"Do you like me to cross the river ?" Q.
"Yes ." The princess smiled and admitted.
"I also like to carry on with you like this, and hope to keep going like this ." The sound of a donkey is gloomy in warmth and sounds like a sigh.
From time to time, the words of the wind and the donkey kissed the princess's cheek, and the princess quietly fell asleep with a smile.
She had a princess's dream: she kissed the donkey and turned the donkey into a prince. From then on, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
When she woke up, she saw the Donkey still walking slowly and her dress was wet. I was so happy that I kissed my ass. Can I turn my ass into a prince?
No.
The original fairy tale is a fairy tale, and the donkey is not a prince, waiting to marry her prince in the castle of Hexi. She was stunned and thought, a drop of tears from the drop.
Tears fall on your ass.
As if suddenly burned, the donkey burst and burst, aroused waves.
The princess's dress is wet. "Why ?" Ask the princess.
"I told you ." There is no facial expression.
The princess also remembered what she said to the donkey.
As a result, she said nothing and went down from the back of the donkey, and went to the other side with water alone.
The donkey did not make any reservation or explanation, but also turned back and went straight to Hedong-there was another girl waiting for her to cross the river.
Thin young, thin beautiful, she also has a nice wedding dress.
"Love is the only one, but love is not the only one ." The donkey suddenly said, "This is the second rumor ."
The river was filled with tears, And the river was cold.
She finally walked to the other side, and her beautiful dress was completely wet.
She sat down on the shore with powerlessness and curled up and cried like a small animal.
Or cold.
A white rabbit came to her and said, "Princess, I will accompany you to cross the river next time ."
"Thank you," Princess put the White Rabbit in her arms: "No, now I just need some temperature ."
The donkey has traveled back to the East Coast.
The Princess suddenly remembered that there was still a rumor, but he did not say it, so he looked up and looked at Hexi: "Please tell me the last rumor, beautiful ass ."
The donkey gave her a cold look and said, "I love my love. Then she walked to the girl waiting for the crossing.
Do you understand? What do princesses, princes, rabbits, donkeys and three proverbs mean?