A grassroots webmaster's expectations of a pretty girlfriend

Dear, today is our two 1 anniversary of the day, in addition to send you a new 512M memory as a gift, I would like to say a few words to you confidences.

I know you're beautiful, in the same age of girls are outstanding, 165 of the stature, exquisite face, concave-convex body, in fact, to tell the truth, every time I walk with you feel very face, and I also for I was sipilailian the bitter after six months and proud. But here are some of my little hopes:

1. Can not always let me accompany you when shopping

Forum in the development period, moderator's appointment and dismissal, column adjustment, data collection, all need time, every time you go to a shopping mall, even if you do not buy anything, you have to go for at least 3 hours, I do not know why you women so love shopping, if you will be the enthusiasm of shopping for top posts, I posted on the Forum on the day earlier than 10,000.

2. Don't ask some people what their real name is when you check my phone.

To tell you the truth, most of the contacts on my phone, except the net name, I really do not know what their real name, such as last time, the promotion of a customer service called "Miss you every day", I do publicity easy advertising just, write down her contact, is convenient to deal with the problem, you have to say that is my ambiguous object, I say not, You'll have to ask her what her real name is. Quote sentence popular on the internet: Unplug the network cable we don't know anyone. Still ambiguous?

3. You can not every time accompany me to the post office to pick up advertising fees when shouting: Why the money has become less? Did you take it!

Most of this money is for easy mailing, I'm not a fixed wage person, but I also don't hide money, what click AD CPC ah, registered advertising CPA Ah, I explain when you listen to MP3, I take the money when you suspect that I hid, this month more next month less, is very normal Ah, Do you expect netizens to do nothing, hundreds of millions of internet users in the country line up to my ads it? And advertising revenue is also related to the type of advertising ... This! When I explained, you went to see the crayon little new!

4. I don't really care if you take part in a beauty pageant, but can you put on the website's promotional shirt on the swimsuit link?

At first I was very opposed to your pageant, feel that their girlfriend to show the audience before the television is the desecration of my dignity, but one you like, and there is capital, and then, if you can in the swimsuit show when the upper body put on my new station of the promotional shirt, and then how is not the cost of advertising, you think?

5. Don't always ask me what mjj mean, please don't ask me: why don't you make money like graph King

MJJ is outdated that group of people's mantra, although I am also outdated, but with them is not a kind of people, your boyfriend I was integrity good youth, how can and MJJ class, and how many Chinese can have the king? He made the picture station started, I did not catch such a good time, and the king is so fat, you see me, thin a bit, but more handsome than the king.

6.google now less advertising clicks, so trouble you do not always ask: how the dollar has become less

Every month before the dollar, now only hundreds of yuan, although less, but at least it is an income, do not see the U.S. dollar to scold Americans, you are not the Taliban, why so much hatred.

7. Do not worship hackers

Do not believe that Hollywood blockbuster inside a few minutes to crack the password of those handsome men, the real majority of hackers, in addition to hanging dismount is secretly QQ number, said that they are the hackers are absolutely not hackers, and, I really hate in the horse after you have to quarrel: "There is a hacker invasion mody?" Introduce me to know "and so on."

Almost so, in fact, you are a good girl, I am also very happy you can choose me as your life depends on, I will do a good job, for the future of our happiness and strive!