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In the recent battle with the rats, I found out I couldn't beat him, it was too fast.

Ah, is this a blog? Am I altman?

Hello, what is your photo of the product Taobao account number, we will check for you later

Brother bought is not a thing, is happy

Romance only, not reservation love

If you have a pear, put it in the fridge, it will turn into a frozen pear.

"Husband my cell phone to lose the toilet how to do?" The husband returns: "is the excrement to send me the message?"

This time to get up a total of 5 minutes, you have defeated the national 88% students, dormitory and a classmate get up failed, is starting, next door dormitory all freezes!

Opportunity is like a thief, come to the time silently, go when the side know loss mixed weight.

The failure of the celebrity is like this: Before going out, people do not know who he is, known after he did not understand who he is.

It's too hot! To prevent me from being scorched on my back in bed, every one hours, I have to turn my face to sleep.

In a daze this matter, if do well is called deep. If you don't do well, you are likely to fall asleep.

Even if we live in the gutter, we still have the right to look up at the stars.

Time is really precious, for example, I was slow for a second, the toilet was robbed by someone else.

The Statue of Liberty holding the torch in one hand, is telling us to insist on studying when the power is cut off?

I haven't eaten for a few days, and everyone looks like a pancake.

People in the promise-I said no money will not pay!

Not to the Great Wall is not a hero, to the Great Wall a sweat.

I want to keep a lot of little yellow people to write my homework.

Wolves Walk the world, eat meat dog line world: eat excrement

Don't take me as a joke to please others.

I'm not saying you don't want a face, I mean you're not the only one who doesn't face it.

Nothing is forever, nothing long, find an excuse, anyone can go first.

When I was young, I knew good people were ridiculed.

How do I work every day a worm, work a worm it!

Girl, if you can't get it, you can ruin it.

The past is the ashes of memory, and the future is the illusion projected by people.

Perhaps now let go, is the most thoughtful move, because love me you should not have difficulties.

Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is absolutely impossible.

I'd rather be a woman in a man's heap than a woman's brain.

The more people you like, the less they know what to say.

I know my emotions can't infect you, so I buyanbuyu.

You're a mouth and a daisy with only one rectum attached.

Spring sleep don't feel xiao, yawn door to find, night can't sleep, daytime wake up.

Acne, an elderly more than 700 million, acne can be linked to the Earth two times

Said the cheap can not bring out the essence of your cheap, you have a cheap can not use to describe

Don't take your fake version of Mona Lisa Smile at me, my stomach can't stand your toss

I'm a man with no brains, no one to stay by my side to guide me.

I'm going to lean into a bolt of lightning to brighten up all the wretched dead fats.

Why do you have more nonsense than Hunan TV ads?

Got Hall, got the kitchen, killed the Trojan, turned over the fence

Others laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others senile dementia.

There's a lot of spice in your prestige.

Yesterday I put Baidu to kill, before dying he asked me why to kill him, I just sneer at a: you know too much

There is a one-dollar coin in the flower bed, but the sign on the edge of the flower bed says "Step into the flower bed, the fine ternary!" is really embarrassing.

The two kinds of people in the world are the most terrible, one is not money, and the other is not fatal.

The meaning of your existence is meaningless, and the price you live is endless emptiness.

The joke amused me very much. Words of words moved me very calm.

Why do you have to stab me when you see my signature?

Life is like an EKG, if it's fairly flat, then hang up.

In the story of their own gold house, but every time I read, I didn't even open the door.

Even women are like clothes, and some women are the brands you can't afford to wear.

My biggest wish is to suspend my salary.

English is not good because I am a love of the people!

Don't be obsessed with papaya, papaya breast is just a legend

A chrysanthemum first to then snatch out such as Dragon.

If you are well, it is sunny. Look at the weather, you are hung up.

Mother said: Even if jealous also want to pretend, and drank soy-like, can not let others despise.

The judge asked: Why print counterfeit money? Convict: You can't print real bills.

It's bad and right, it's your fault to break the weather.

You lied to me, I don't believe it.

The one who picks up my money and doesn't give it back to me, you can't pee in your life and suffocate you!

Others laugh at me too lewd I laugh at others not open

Alarm clock call me up in the morning better give me a good reason or I'll pretend to be dead.

Don't call me when I'm asleep, because I'm very sleepy.

Foreigners always like to pick up the Chinese used condoms, processing, chewing a chew in the mouth.

Lovers of the past Valentine's Day, there are enemies of Detective Dee.

You're not a plastic bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

Five-year primary school, eight years old in the first grade not repeat why are you graduating at 13? What did you do that year?

You're my beauty, but the trash is your destiny.

When I was a kid, I grew up to go to work, died and went to heaven.

I always wonder why I was born on Earth this day I understand that the earth needs me

Without health insurance and life insurance, don't do it after dark.

I looked at you more than yesterday and now my eyes are sore.

Do I look like such a spineless person? A lollipop wants to kill me? At least two of them will do.

I hope one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill press CTRL + C, and then Non-stop Ctrl + V.

A man like you can live up to two episodes in a TV play.

-My life turned out to be black and white, but I met you, 's finger licking

The school water is not water for two days/the next day I found a lot of girls in the class don't know.

Chance is like a thief, he comes silent, when he goes, you lose badly.

You're a dick in the cock, no room, no car, no watch!

The ticket was too hard to buy, so I had to get in the car and buy a ticket!

Hey, classmate, have you ever seen a dinosaur? You just take a look in the mirror and you know it!

You dress up like this, in the end what is dissatisfied with the world.

The child said: "Grandpa, you can sing a little star" grandfather: "Yes" children: "You sing to me to listen to" Grandpa: "The sky of the stars miserable Beidou Ah!!!"

I just want to push you to the wall and kiss you so hard that you'll hit a concussion.

In winter, the most annoying is to take off the naked just jumped into the warmth of the quilt wrapped tightly only found that the NI lamp incredibly did not shut!

Dry wood meets the fire, it is called Ming Sao, wet firewood meets small flames, that is stuffy Sao.

Thrown out of the bricks, not necessarily can lead to jade, it is likely to hit people.

A woman can't see through her heart because the meat is too thick on her chest!

The public search you hit Baidu, suddenly looking back you are in Sogou.

Brother is not a horse, but it is not a common donkey.

Rich second generation everyone love, poor second generation lonely intolerable.

The life is the parents to give, treasures the point, the road is oneself to walk, careful point.

Reality raped the past, leaving the bastard called memories

Do not use your common people's identity, and I tell the story of the underworld

My character good parents no trouble!

Not in the silence of the bad, in the silence of Metamorphosis, laugh rookie not laugh Rogue. Beauty must be

If I was born 80 years old, and slowly grow up to 18 years old, life will be more happy and endless.

There are only rich and handsome men, generally can not accompany you to the end.

When truth is still on the shoe, a lie can travel halfway around the world.

First shy, then fear death. A man who has lived completely is ready to die at any moment.

Every day to let oneself handsome awake, as a handsome boy, my handsome is you can not look directly pain.

Life is like squatting, sometimes you work hard, but it turns out to be a fart.

I have trouble finding the police, no one is looking for me.

Words are people say, fart is a person put, talk and fart like, are just a breath.

Middle School There are zeixin did not 贼胆, the university has 贼胆 not zeixin, now Zeixin 贼胆 have, but the thief did not

Ever since I had a toilet seat, my mother never worried about me dropping the toilet.

A person happy two a person lives three people is a life-and-death

Dust to dust, to Earth, wave farewell 250