Code story: The Salvation of the soul

My name is Handle, a program code that was born in the eclipse of the City of Egypt (Editor).
I was born in the great and Glorious Service family (Service), the motto of our family is: "Service never Fall." (Services never crash down.) ".

Belief

The faith of our family, oh, no, it should be the belief that all code families are Prigram gods. Prigram is a general designation of the gods, which are subdivided into three categories:

• Says Mr Kedl (coder), creating God.
• Coral Sea (Tester), Judge God.
• Akitek (Architect), the legendary creator of the Lord God.

Many code families are created by says Mr Kedl, and only a handful of code are fortunate to be created directly by the Lord God Akitek, and they become the natural royalty in the code. And Tesla will have a final qualifying trial before we enter the Holy Land Prius (Process). When it comes to royalty, I can not help but yearn, we service family Elder Regus (Legacy), she is the Lord God of the previous generation Akitek created, after countless generations of vicissitudes of change. Every generation of new birth code, like me will go to her shrine to receive baptism, to get her to precipitate down the infinite wisdom.

On the day I was baptized, the elder elders looked at me kindly and said:
"It seems that another generation has just graduated from the seminary to create you," says Mr Kedl. ”
Then the great elders paused for a moment, full of infatuation and deliverance in their eyes, and said:
"The Next generation of Lord God Akitek and I finished the 128th communication shortly before, and I felt that he should fully understand." And your generation should inherit my last gift, my time is coming. Boy, your road is long, and my road is finally coming to an end. ”

I listened to the big elders in silence, the heart is full of reverence, on the other hand for the big elders will leave and feel who recalls. But more is a kind of excitement, I will also like big elders to create their own era, I silently read in the heart.

Destiny

Capey (Copy) is my best friend, because we are almost born in the same tribe (Class) of the service family and are baptized together. We also have a common creator says Mr Kedl, and together we learned how to communicate with says Mr Kedl, and the code that could not communicate effectively with says Mr Kedl was quickly erased by God, as if it had never been born.

This day has finally come, capey and I have been says Mr Kedl by our common creation God, he will eventually send us to Coral Sea there, if passed the Coral Sea qualification trial, we would enter the Holy Land of the Prius. Coral Sea seems to be very busy, do not bother to see me and capey one eye, directly issued an oracle: "See the left Door no, you go in from there, if you can finally come out from the right door, will be sent to the Holy Land." ”

Capey and I looked at the left side of the door, the doors opened automatically, we saw the situation inside. This is a series of doors, many to countless, the farthest door looks like a small point, flashing white light, it seems to summon us. I thought: "All the way to the fastest speed to run over." Side head looked at Capey one eye, Capey earnest and resolute nodded, then we meditation mantra: "Slade (Thread), possessed!", began to run. "

Each through a door, the color of the door becomes green, I and capey too late to appreciate this change, we just want to quickly run to the end, through the last door. Do not know how long ran, I only feel good long, finally only left the last door, I and capey successively rushed past, the door becomes green. I looked back at the antecedents, a green channel, formed behind us, then Coral Sea voice sounded: "Incredibly spent a Skent (Second) You just ran out, really slow." Forget it will be OK, the environment of the Holy Land has accelerated halo, you may also be able to meet the requirements, first go to the Holy Land to experience a bit. ”。

Neither I nor capey understand what Coral Sea is saying, but it seems that we can finally go to the Holy Land, which is the fate of all the code. All the Code brothers who passed the green gate together that night, we swore together in the night before we entered the Holy Land:

At this moment, I will watch from now on, until the dead side.
I will not sleep endlessly, do not fight for honor.
I will do my duty and die.
...
I dedicate my life and glory to the Prius,
So tonight, every night.

After the oath, I and capey excited, next moment we will enter the Holy Land, began to fulfill our destiny responsibility. A white light fell from the sky, falling on all the Code brothers Head, I looked at Capey, Capey also looked at me, chorus shouted: "Witness it!" The Eternal service family! (witness! Immortal services!) "

Fall

After the white light flashes, I open my eyes again, originally this is the Holy Land Prius. The empty space, the faint glow flashes, I feel the body becomes lighter. What excites you most is that the surrounding is filled with the seemingly endless Enchantment (Memory), which is the most important magic of our code family, compared to our enchantment in the field of the Ethiopian training ground, like the lake to the pond.

"Still there silly to do, in order to bring you these lippy summoned in, has left the battlefield for a long time." In front of the Quispiguanca (Queues) Gorge again poured in a number of enemies, not to hurry to support. ”

"This is, is this the code of the Holy Ghost Oss (OS) sound?" "I am very excited to shout Capey, and Capey seems to have been excited to say no words." We come together in the code are boiling, we read together the mantra: "Slade, possession!", instant Slade into my body, and then I feel like flying up, wow, the Holy Land Prius is different ah, a call to come, but also run fast. "

We rushed to Quispiguanca Gorge, and sure enough we had blocked a large number of enemies. Then new into the battlefield of our recount, began to release life learned, batch of or put down, or transfer, or absorb the enemy blocked in Quispiguanca Gorge, so as not to let these guys put Quispiguanca canyon collapse. Everything went well, but after a while, it seemed as though the inexhaustible enchantment that had just been used was beginning to become thinner. I feel some difficulty in breathing, the mana is not smooth, and then look at everyone's face, seems to feel something is wrong.

I was too late to think, a new group of enemies launched the charge, I struggled to come forward to resist. Suddenly time seems to stop, everything around is still, my eyes happen to see Vim (VM) appeared, Vimal adults launched the Magic Reclaim big spell, time in fact only paused for a while all resumed, but the magic remains thin around the poor. I saw Vimal's face became very difficult to see, and just then I possessed the Slade seems to be wrong, it fell into the madness, I can no longer control themselves, shouting dizzy past. I do not know how long, in dizzy confusion, I seem to hear the says Mr Kedl in the voice of communication.

"There was a memory overflow just now and the process crashed. ”
"It seems that there is a StackOverflow error here." ”
"Oh, is that because the stack overflow caused the crash?" ”
"The test can't be reproduced, why don't we organize a code review together and take a closer look?" ”

When I woke up again, I was back in Edite. In addition to my creator God, there are several says Mr Kedl looking at me up and down together.

"Should this approach be okay?" ”
"Then confirm that the problem should be in the Capey method." ”
"Let's write a new way to replace it, and wait until the online verification is OK, we'll clean it up." ”

I turned to Capey, and he looked desperate. Soon God released a green spell affixed to Capey, the green spell is evil in our code eyes, and the code that has been cast for such spells usually indicates that they are problematic or not well communicated with the creator says Mr Kedl. When the spell stabilizes, I see the rune above: "This is a bug method that will be removed, do not use, please use its replacement, NEWCAPI (newcopy)." ”

I once again through that road green door, back to the Prius, but this time capey can no longer fight with me, instead of NEWCAPI, but I do not like this guy. I in the bottom of my heart blame me and capey common creation God says Mr Kedl, he did not go to find and solve the card skin bug, but irresponsible to obliterate the capey. The fury of anger burns in my heart, and a voice suddenly pops out of my mind: "Come, unleash your anger, and let us destroy it." ”

The possession of the Slade again loose, my anger began to gush from the heart, into the entity, began to devour all the objects of Prisry. Looking at all this, I laughed, the original bug more than Capey, I was the source of evil, but those stupid says Mr Kedl did not find, I watched the world gradually collapse, suppress the evil laugh up.

Salvation

When I woke up again, the first time I saw the Akitek Lord God, beside him was my creator god says Mr Kedl. They are serious, says Mr Kedl is giving Akitek the Lord God about me and my abilities. Akitek the Lord God listens to me, watching me carefully, 1.1, one line, I have the creeps.

"This Han-tak looks very small, many branches, testing coverage is not perfect, but also not strong AH." "Akitek said.
"Logic doesn't seem clear enough, either. The side of the says Mr Kedl nodded in sympathy.
"Or should we add some comments to illustrate the logic?" "says Mr Kedl suggested.
"No, good code does not like annotations, we need to split it more modular, so the logic is clear, no need to comment." "Akitek continued.
"You have added a lot of power to hand, but not in time to do a modular reconstruction, you see there is also a blue mark written to finish this demand, will be the hand of the reconstruction, but you have not yet done the accident, it has become more complex than your ability to control. ”
"Well, right, come out and mix it up sooner or later!" "says Mr Kedl smiled Guiltily said.
"Haha, you just graduated must not know our says Mr Kedl motto?" ”
"What is it?" ”
"says Mr Kedl has debts (a coder always pay his debts). ”
"Oh, well acquainted, this ... Boss, you like the little devil, haha! ”
"No, I like the one who does not burn, the Queen of Nathan, the Andals, the Queen of the people of Lofa and the ancestors, the ruler and the guardian of the Seven nations, the Khaleesi of the great grass, the slave liberator, the pea shooter, the Olympian Terminator, the mother of the Dragon, Daenerys of the storm's birth." ”
"Oh ..., so many people." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, just refactor the code." ”

When I woke up again, I called my own, and became thinner, but also more short, running faster. I have undergone an evolution, and my creator says Mr Kedl has undergone an evolution. Attached to me the demon seemed to have vanished, and once again I passed a string of green doors much longer than before, and I was sure the demon had really disappeared.

Bug is the devil, it makes me sick, even almost died. Every bug code was determined to make a good code, he was either erased, or redeemed, I was fortunate, I got salvation.

...

My name is a program code, about my little story is over, the following is the curtain call.

Cast table

• Handle
• Capey Copy
• Says Mr Kedl Coder
• Coral Sea Tester
• Akitek Architect
• Regus Legacy
• Slade Thread
• Newcapi newcopy
• OSS OS
• Vimal VMS

Names

• Eclipse of the city in the Eclipse Editor
• Prius Process
• Quispiguanca Queues

Finally, there are no eggs.

After watching the latest season of the "Game of Thrones", open the brain hole, it seems to write a story that is not interesting, haha.

Write a program of the world's words, draw a picture of life moment.
Public number "Wink", met may wish to look at the attention.

Code story: The Salvation of the soul