This is the best and the worst time ." When he wrote this sentence, he never imagined that this seemingly ordinary text would become a future name. The times are contradictory, just like the development of society.
Ten years ago, no one would associate geek with the word "sexiness. But now, when the other side of the ocean shouted "smart is the new sexy", we realized that intelligence is actually a deeper attraction. Coupled with the impact of the myth of Internet entrepreneurship, geek turned to be the darling of the girl's eyes. It seems that every line of code written is not the book of heaven in the eyes of ordinary people, but a golden hill accumulated with letters. As a result, geek turned out to be the envy of ordinary people.
But codenong is not equal to geek after all. How can we move from codenong to geek? That requires continuous efforts. But it is too troublesome. Is there any way to save trouble? Just copy it! However, it is not a simple task to pretend to be a geek. You cannot pretend to be a good choice, but it does not play a positive role. Now that everyone has this need, as a "Pack 13 hacker" who understands geeks, we certainly need to teach everyone how to package themselves into a geek.
1. Dress
People, clothes, horse, and saddle, and West Lake Scenery with foreign films. If you want to impress people with geek as soon as you contact others, you must wear a geek. Have you ever seen Zuckerberg dress up on a movie social network? By the way, it's random! Geek is the most annoying thing about formal attire. You need to establish a belief that my mind has no extra space to imagine how to mix clothes. My brain is born to change the world. Therefore, you are dressed in exactly the way you like, and do not deliberately modify it to please people. It is best to have a "nose" temperament. Be sure to make your clothes express a message, that is, "I am smarter than you, and I am more free than you ." If you print a line of code on your shirt, do you think it's okay to walk on the street?
2. Conversation
Now, by dressing, you have been packaged into an embroidered pillow. The next thing you need to do is to change your meaning. Don't expose the stuffing with just one mouth. You need to understand the technical terms, but more importantly, you need to know about the major events in the circle. For example, if you pay attention to the self-media on Weibo, visit zhihu, and write down the comments to meet your needs. On some occasions, you can talk about the influence of Baidu's purchase of 91, which fully demonstrates that you are not only a dead House focused on technology, but also very concerned about business, all of a sudden, your position in geek has increased. When I was eating with Tom and my sister, I had a few cold technical words in my mouth from time to time and beat them. They couldn't help but stare at you, this does not immediately open the gap between you and others.
3. Equipment
The next step is to arm yourself with equipment to completely scare the people who do not know the story, so that they can only look up on you in the future. Let's talk about portable devices first. A mobile phone is of course essential. The key is to select the system. IOS: Don't tease me. How can a professional geek use the same system as a roadside girl. Android can be selected, but remember to install the native system. If someone asks you why, just smile with a slight smile. You don't need to explain anything. Of course, the smaller the system is, the better. You can buy an HP WebOS system mobile phone. You just need to emphasize that this is the most suitable mobile internet mobile phone, it fully demonstrates your determination to embrace the mobile Internet wave.
In addition, I carry an original English version book, for example, iOS hacker's handbook, which is repeated from time to time. At the same time, you have to look at the underlying books, and never look at "in-depth exploration of C ++ object models" or "Advanced Programming in UNIX environments". That's what programmers read, it's not what geek should look. Speaking of this, by the way, it is important to remember that geek is more advanced than programmers because you focus on technology for fun, not to make money. The principle of technical implementation you are concerned about is not the result of technical implementation.
4. Circle
Finally, the most important thing is to try to mix it into the geeks. The saying goes, it's not that you are close to the dark people of Zhu. If you mix up with these people every day, first you can observe them at close distance to better imitate them. Second, you may actually become a geek. It looks pretty good, but do you know how to mix in this circle? I will tell you two ways: online and offline participation.
First, pay attention to geek park on Weibo, so that you can comfort yourself as a geek at least, and then actively participate in various offline geek activities.
What? You don't know where to go to geek? A mobile app called the wire pulling activity becomes an app, which updates geek activities across the country every day. You just need to pick one that you are interested in every day. If you are too lazy to attend such activities, you can also open the live section of this application and remember the points mentioned in the live broadcast, "I was invited to the XX salon yesterday. As a result, the idea raised by XX really coincides with me." Remember, you must create an atmosphere where you participate in salons every week to show your position in the circle.
5. Last
I believe that through the above four steps, even if you are a code farmer who has just entered the industry for half a year, you can pretend to be a good geek. In the future, you can change your opening remarks to "I am a geek and I am called XX in the circle. I write code from Monday to Friday to guide new people and participate in community activities on weekends, share my experience with others. As for the future, I haven't thought about it yet. It's my technology level. Oh, isn't Zuckerberg an ordinary geek ?......" Then smile deeply, and hide the power and name.
At the end of this article, I will end with the following letters: EOF. (You don't know what these three letters mean? If you really don't know, I advise you not to pretend to be a geek. Take a good look at the basics, really, for you)