Do you remember what he said when he got his marriage certificate?

1. When I got my marriage certificate, it rained out. My husband looked at me and said, How many sisters shed tears.

2. My husband said, "you are mine. From now on, my monthly salary will be charged!

3. no longer need to drive without a license.

4. Take it home and show it to our son.

5. Let's explain it. Alas!

6. It is easy to go out of the city.

7. You may not have to accompany you every day.

8. Is it cheap to get married ......

9. Say "yes" to LP. Well, you are still in the right room. You will not be bullied in the future.

10. How can I replace my marriage certificate with this?

11. Based on this, assets can be evenly divided in the future.

12. I am not afraid of knocking at the door in the middle of the night ......

13. Finally, I got the verdict of "Wife-in-law.

14. My husband said: keep a little distance with me. Everyone is married and male. Who is responsible for anything?

15. I have a buddy who said: will the next divorce be handled here?

16. My husband said: I don't think there are many people married today!

17. I went to work. You should go back and think about how to celebrate.

18. I got my marriage certificate yesterday. He said, "We are a legal couple now. If you bully me, I can beat 110 ."

19. My husband said, you have finally succeeded! Dizzy, ah!

20. My husband said that if my marriage certificate is torn up, will it be unable to get married?

21. My husband did not say anything, but I said, "ah ?? How can I add a "married" to my account book '? In the future, isn't it possible to fill in an unmarried job !"

22. Said the husband: Let's have a porridge to celebrate.

23. My husband said, "How is it as easy as going to the business office to run a business? Can I leave ?" Me: "You can't leave directly. If you leave, you need to change the Green Book. Alas, When you quarrel, you can't say that you broke up. Breaking up is a divorce. It's terrible ." Finally, I decided to have a meal together.

24. We just got the certificate, and my husband rushed downstairs and ran out. I was angry, and he said, "I have been holding my breath and want to urinate ."

25. My husband said, "Go home and tell your mom not to go home at night.