Customers in hell: wonderful experiences of designers and programmers

This post is excerpted from the clientsfromhell website, where netizens (designers and programmers do not cry) share a variety of wonderful stories and best stories about sputation.

The story is about to begin.

01. Story 1

Background: My school wants an online transcript. I provided them with a solution with a price of 200 € (very low, so it would be much faster to work on basic databases ). They waited for a month, and then ......

Customer: Can you show us how to do this?

Me: No problem. When do you want to show it? By the way, I would like to remind you that my offer is 200 €.

Customer: Khan. You have incorrect understanding. We want you to show it to him, and then he can do it for free.

By the way, we are an Information Technology College. When all the programmers were asked if they could do this for free, they laughed.

 

02. Story 2

I think the prompt "Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage" is in red, and the background is gray and looks better.

// Note: if you do not know "Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage", click here to see the figure.

 

03. Story 3

Customer: everything looks good. Can you upload things to our server?

Me: No problem. I will invoice you later. After I receive the final payment, I will immediately launch the website.

Three days have passed, and the customer has nothing to do ......

Customer: Hi, brother. Why is the website not launched yet?

Me: I have sent you the invoice and I have not received the money. As soon as I receive the money, I will go online.

Two days have passed, and the customer has nothing to do ......

Customer: We reviewed the website you developed and we think it has not met our expectations. According to our contract, do you want to launch the website immediately or refund us.

Me: I don't remember the terms in the contract. I have already made a website for you at half price. In addition, if you are not satisfied with the quality, why did you say it looks good before? Why did you urge me to launch the website?

After several weeks of silence, the customer finally paid the final payment and I launched the website.

 

04. Story 4

A religious group asked me to provide illustrations for their brochure. They liked (illustrations) very much, and I sent the invoice to them.

I have received the money two months later. Then I called them, and their manager said they had prayed to God for my invoice, and God told them that they could use the money ......

After a few minutes, I called them again and told him that I had told God that you should pay for me.

Then they sent me a check.

 

05. Story 5

Customer: Hi, I just asked a friend of mine. He said that Hotmail is used for your website.

I: Sorry, I didn't understand what you mean.

Customer: You used Hotmail to develop my website.

Me: We can't do it, and no one can do it. Hotmail is a free email service provided by Microsoft, not a development environment.

Customer: My friend is a computer expert. He is very certain.

Me: Are you friends there?

Customer: In

Me: Can I have a chat with him?

Friend: You use hotmail to serve websites for my friends.

Me: That's not the case, sir. How do you see the Hotmail we use.

Friend: All webpages on the website end with. html.

 

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