Dress code of a company in Shanghai

1. To reflect the company's social image of cool and cool, make the following rules for the company's employees to dress their instruments and treat others. All employees should follow the instructions.
　　
2. Male employees must wear formal attire from Monday to Thursday, that is, suits or Tang clothes. Note:
　　
After the suit is opened, you must open it; otherwise, you may have hidden bags; cuffs and trademarks must be cut; otherwise, migrant workers may be involved; the belt clips must be used without fading; otherwise, rural entrepreneurs may be suspected of being involved; cotton shirt trousers must not be exposed from cuffs or trousers, otherwise there is a deficiency of the body and kidney; Tang clothes must not use black silk materials, otherwise there are traitors, bandits suspect; color should not use red bottom black blessing word, this is inconsistent with the administrative level of our company.
　　
In addition, the man was found to have a good front door and fined five yuan each time.
　　
3. Women must wear suits, skirts, and trousers from Monday to Thursday, but note:
　　
The clothing size shall not be too tight; otherwise, the curve of the key parts will be too obvious, which will greatly affect the work efficiency of male employees. If it is born to be a devil and cannot be concealed, the securities Department will be responsible for reporting the work to the regulatory authority; only one or two shirts can be unlocked. To unlock three or more shirts, you must submit them to the Administrative Department and the human resources department for a signature. If the first button is less than 20 centimeters under the chin, the length of the skirt must be at least 100 centimeters long and at least 80 centimeters wide at the same time. The length of the skirt should not be less than 20 centimeters long (the size of the buttocks can be increased as appropriate ), violators will be responsible for reporting urgent and difficult matters to their superiors and functional organs. The upper limit is not set for the time being, but often falls down when walking in skirts, from January 1, February, the labor contract will not be renewed on the grounds of low IQ.
　　
In addition, the lady was found to have been zipper and loose her shirt or skirt, and she was also fined five yuan each time.
　　
4. You can wear casual clothes on Friday, but the following clothing is prohibited: military uniforms and police uniforms-no matter where you make them, do not scare other employees; hahan-Kochi and others-unless Japanese and Korean have reached the National Professional level 8; sacks-the Human Resources Department will issue a special living allowance of one RMB per month; installation-in order to prevent other employees from using the eye too hard, please send the master station at work.
　　
5. Do not specify hair styles in principle, but pay attention to the following items: the bald person is not allowed to apply wax; the long-haired person is not allowed to carry weeds, stems, broken leaves, and so on in the hair; the use of MoSi is not excessive, if this causes damage to the company's walls, broken glass and other accidents, you must pay compensation according to the price.
　　
6. Makeup problems:
　　
Do not Dye hair! (Except for white-haired ones)
Do not use cosmetics containing imported beef fat, wool and other ingredients. Safe Production is the first!
　　
Do not use false eyelashes! Otherwise, leaders cannot judge your thoughts from your eyes.
　　
Do not use inferior Foundation! Otherwise, the company's computer keyboard may be short-circuited due to dust.
　　
Do not use poor lipsticks! You need to experience the hardships of cleaning your aunt's tea cup.
　　
No makeup is allowed at any time if it is confirmed as a dinosaur or frog by the Human Resources Department! It's not your fault to look ugly, but it's not enough for disgusting people.
　　
7. Appearance:
　　
Keep smiling when leaders are there! To express a pleasant and energetic job.
　　
Keep smiling at colleagues! To demonstrate smooth cooperation and mutual support.
　　
Keep smiling when your superiors arrive! To avoid being impatient or annoying.
　　
Always smile when the customer comes! Until the payment is credited.
　　
Financial and tax auditors should always smile! It is absolutely impossible to show your conscience.
　　
Keep smiling when news media comes! To show the company's unprecedented unity and good operation.
　　
You should be in a hurry when dining! Indicates that the job will be restarted immediately.
　　
My brow should lock when I get off work! It means you will still consider working after you go home.
　　
In addition, do not make noises during meals, avoid dialects (including Shanghai dialect) when speaking, use English or other foreign languages as much as possible, and do not expose dirty words or make it too obvious to harm people, to show the elegant and civilized quality of employees.