[ERP] ERP implementation of the World without thieves version

Since the cattle and Feng gong in a certain spring night to open the "thief Company", although in the momentum of a fiercely fire, but poor management, had to replace the new CEO, by a big steal-called "Uncle Li" in charge. The Uncle Lee on the occasion of the 2005 lunar, make a surprise: The thief company also to implement erp! Here are some of the stories and dialogues that have been recorded, quite like the movie "No Thief", we all suspect they are copying.
The recognition and attitude of Uncle Lee as an advocate is very distinct.
At the beginning of the implementation, he was in the encouragement of everyone always love to say: this Time out (ERP project) One is the exercise team, the second is to examine the new, here I particularly praise two comrades, "willing to do" and "Dare to think." They have not only surpassed themselves, but also surpassed their predecessors. (The performance of the project depends on the two comrades!) The effect of the "Number One project" was highlighted, though not as a scene of worship in the temples of the film, but with applause. The strike is the consistent style of Uncle Li: "What is the most valuable ERP implementation?" "All the people of the Earth know--talent." This classic assertion is certainly another time to impress his subordinates, the only drawback is that because of the leader pronunciation of small deviation, the presence of consulting company consultants understand as "people and wealth", but the same is quite connotation of Oh!
In the company to feel the bright future, waiting for them is a tortuous road.
The first training, the lecturer came up to throw a big theory bluffing, the results can be imagined. He himself to find the steps to say: "Who do not understand, is not clear to me to stand out, you see no one to stand out here, there is no understanding." "None of the listeners felt that his words were" humorous ", and the numbness of expression and the attitude of the future forced him to continue to" break up, crumple up "...
Next, BPR (business process reengineering) can not get the understanding and approval of the relevant departments, IT manager issued the sigh of regret: I will heart to the moon, but the moon shines in the ditch. He who knows me is my heart, and I do not know what I beg. (sigh with regret, can do only continue to communicate, never use administrative orders!) And, of course, this is peaceful way! Sometimes IT managers maintain the order of the seminar, issuing a higher decibel: "Serious, serious, don't laugh, we are here for the system set up and quarrel!" "The result of the final argument is a complete one, and everyone agrees that the process and rules are the" discipline "of the system, and never wait until someone says" organized, undisciplined ". That way, it's only a matter of time before the project fails.
The data is gold, the application is the King
After the data preparation stage and the system goes online, knocking on the keyboard, recording data is always indispensable. Some consultants or IT pros sometimes say: "I'm the most annoying of you these system input (commonly known as knock list), a bit of technical content is not." This is extremely dangerous, it will shake the team in mutual trust! What is the point of losing the data program? You can't build a building without a brick!
The difficulty is constant, the disaster is always sudden, but we do not fall.
System virus violations lost data and can not be recovered, the IT manager face to the system administrator said: "I can responsibly tell you, Mister very angry, the consequences are very serious!" "What's more serious is the loss of confidence in rebuilding data, what is the most frightening thing about ERP projects?" "The people scattered, the team is not good to bring AH." Soon, the boss found himself as a relative but the ability of the general system administrator said: "Uncle, you have no prejudice, at most, is disciplining!" You also have to understand the difficulty of being a big brother, there is a penalty for reward! Uncle give you a thought (this job is lost) "Is this critical moment of the reward clearly make everyone re-tree confidence!
After the lesson, we have to ask the firewall: We need security, responsibility! Do you understand me? The good car (hidden good mail) must be good (no virus)?
Further reflection: He (System) why not fortification ah? Why can't he be hurt? With what? Is it because he is simple (no password or password stolen) Ah? Is he (user) stupid? Why do you (System administrator) want to make her stupid? Life (the existence of viruses and hackers) requires him to be smart. As a person, you do not let him know the truth of life (the importance of system security), that is deception.
After the wind and rain, there will always be rainbows
After several setbacks and repeated projects, can finally run on-line. Like the film in the journey of the plot ups and downs, but ultimately the evil is not pressure positive. Verify ERP implementation of a famous saying: "Not on the ERP is waiting to die, on the ERP is to find death", only to find the dead people will appreciate the taste of Phoenix Nirvana-not only survived, but also live out the real wonderful!
Contrary to the original, we ended up in a comedy.
Project manager fooled customers finally willing to end the project, his "associates" have a thumb, he said: "Serious, serious, we are robbing here (user) Ah!" "One" associates "more is an insatiable:" elder brother, wait, I also want to rob a color--late technical support can take care of me, did not see me and here Office most beautiful lady ' play a friend '! "(Version 2)
At this point, but also solemnly declare: all the ideas of this article are similar to the "World No Thief" DVD version (in order to reflect the meaning of the film name, I bought the original), must let those who make the script, film, do the screening to find some psychological balance it! Anyway, hope that the above words do not just bring us a smile, we in the implementation of the ERP fine product "Thief Road" can also have some reference!

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[ERP] ERP implementation of the World without thieves version