QA Jokes----Miscellaneous Thinking

QA Engineer walked into the bar, asked for a glass of beer, 0 beers, 999999999 beers, a lizard, 1 beers, a SFDELJKNESV, the bartender calmly, and the QA Engineer was satisfied. Next, a customer came to the same bar, asked where the toilet was, and the bar burst into flames, and the whole building collapsed. The customer feedback this question to the customer service staff, get the reply is: re-enter a bar.

• The QA tests the boundary value, the RMS value, the various outliers, the focus is the most important function of the bar-order.
• The customer does not obey the rules, do not follow the requirements of the work, into the bar do not drink to ask the toilet.
• The customer service is very professional, we improved the bar, re-enter the good, this time completely can go to the toilet.

Actually, what? What to do in real life if the following happens?

QA walked into the bar, asked the waiter where the toilet, the waiter after listening to the boss: you pay the quality of service inspectors regardless of our main business, to the toilet; At this time the boss will have two kinds: 1. Toilets are also part of our service, you go back. Then go to the QA: you have to have a plan to test our bar, our bar is ready to open, you have 1 days to test, whatever you do, remember to tell me if I can open AH! As long as you say no, I will not open, but I do not profit your wages ... 2. What? Fucking Take my money and do this? Change one!!! Then the QA response: 1. Only 1 days? You have to ask about the wine first. 2. This bar has a safety hazard and cannot be opened!! Then the QA died because no gold coins were frozen hungry. 3. OK, I'll just follow the boss's instructions, hmm. Bar service is good, absolutely can open!!!

What about customers? A narrow escape, and try again? The bar is so much, it's better to change one.!!!!!!!

Hehe, do not know what they are writing.

QA Jokes----Miscellaneous Thinking