Http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_476b4eec0100c19w.html? TJ = 1 Xiao Jin
My colleague recommended an online article to satirize the term "Real estate promotion. We may have seen some in the market, and I have collected some more. Let's explain it a little to ease the pressure in the economic downturn and ridicule my peers.
Remote location --------- stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city and enjoy a quiet life
Suburban towns --------- return to nature and enjoy the idyllic scenery
Close to downtown --------- busy city
Close to the foul water ditch ------- out-of-the-box water bank name, the upper hand on the water
Digging a pool ------- Oriental Venice, interpreting romantic Customs
Digging a gutter --------- hydrophilic mansion
Water Flow --------- stacked water landscape
High terrain ----------- wide view, overlooking the city
Low terrain --------- stacked table views, warm in winter and cold in summer
Exterior Paster ------- cross-region Style
The roof is round ------- Baroque style
The roof is sharp ------- Gothic style
The roof is flat ------- view terrace
Bad apartment type --------- personalized design, keeping up with fashion trends
Strange planning solution ----- break the tradition
Small floor spacing --------- close neighbor, harmonious and warm
See a sea-Invincible Sea View
The edge is a desert lawn-huge green, full of green eyes
There is a park on the edge-the house embraced by the park
There is a bank on the edge ----- close to the Central Business District
There is a neighborhood committee-the core landmark of the central government affairs area.
There is a school on the edge-a strong cultural and academic atmosphere
There is a clinic on the side ----- embrace health and enjoy life
There is a small supermarket on the edge --- busy downtown
There is a big supermarket on the edge --- busy
There is a large mall on the edge-adjacent to LV
Lack of commercial support for projects-pure residential communities
There is a five-star hotel on the edge-core area of the CBD
There is a four-star hotel on the edge-Rear CBD
Samsung hotel on the edge --- extensive CBD
Budget hotels on the edge-vibrant
There is a clubhouse ----------- supporting luxury houses, enjoying the elegance of the bankers Club
No club --------- simple life, new metropolis
Water Equipment ------- Green House
Centralized Heating ------- energy saving and environmental protection, leading the times
Underfloor heating --------- Korea's leading technology
Column radiator ------- Nordic style
No heating --------- free heating system, saving heating costs
With a fireplace --------- European style
No fireplace --------- self-built fireplace, flexible space layout
No elevator ------- bungalow
Elevator ----------- two ladders and two households (including stairs)
Door guard ------- housekeeping service
No security guard at the door ------- harmonious neighbors
Next to the subway line ------- first-line life
Close to subway exit ------- three-dimensional transportation
Many bus --------- transportation hub, sitting in the bustling city
No bus --------- private territory, sitting in appreciation Space
Far from the main road ------- all you can hear is "quiet"
Next to the main road ------- you can only go anywhere
Close to affordable housing --- the municipal conditions in the region will be improved soon
70/90 project -------- exquisite three residences, unlimited creativity
Non-70/90 project ------ noble community
Having a study ----------- having knowledge and the world
No study --------- network life
Made a model room ----- experiential marketing
Accumulated customers do not sell-Ready to go, debut
Price increases when there are more customers-highly sought after
Non-stop discounts ------- return to customers
Continue selling and discounts-return to society
The salesman explains every day --- receives the customer
Lead to explain to customers --- Product briefing
Customer online data query-all online comments to us
Internet access by industry insiders-municipal Adjustment