Funny life experiences

In December 12, 1983, I was born into an ordinary workers' family. I was 1-5 years old and did not know who I was, but what I did. I was forced by my mom and dad to send my factory to Class 2, Grade 1, primary school, I started my reading career in my children's song "I went to school, I don't get late every day, birds send me, early in the morning, why are you carrying your schoolbag ....
　　
First-year elementary school: I took my pants off in front of my female students. My female said, "It's not terrible to be a hooligans. It's just afraid that the hooligans have no culture! So you have to study hard and strive to be "cultural, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, talented !"
Grade 2: Head of female! The teacher's quote: "Don't beat her, Don't scold her, and torture her with feelings! It is the highest level for girls. You must strive to improve your taste"
Grade 3: touch the girl's face, and my face is caught by the girl!
The teacher's quote: "Love is precious, and the price of life is higher. It's not afraid of burning firewood! Remember to cherish your life and stay away from beautiful women !"
Fourth-grade primary school: female students are rejected and their learning scores are declining!
The teacher's quote: "There are ten million Chinese children. If you can't change one, you just don't find a spring flower. The whole spring still belongs to you. Don't be discouraged. You have to fight and defeat, and fight and defeat !"
Grade 5 of primary school: no girl is involved! The instructor's quote: "boys are not rogue and are not properly developed. You are still being played by girls, indicating that you are more promising than normal boys.
In the sixth grade of elementary school, the 38th students in the current grade of the factory primary school were delivered to the South Street Middle School in the county seat (40 people graduated) and started their middle school career.
In the first grade of junior high school, I met Jin Yong, Gu Long, and other senior masters. I think of myself as the leading man in the book every day. There is a pure relationship between men and women with mm in the book.
In the second grade of junior high school, I came back to reality and noticed the beauty in the class (which has the aesthetic ability). But the original, shy, and evil thoughts in my mind have sprouted.
The third grade of junior high school really realized the true meaning of the great man's grandfather's sentence "study well, think about it every day" (the eight words are true, and the broken man is not involved ).... Fortunately, I took my heart away in time, and my handsome face was saved. Crazy study, admitted to the county 3rd High School (this county is three High School, the first two are the focus .....)
In the first year of high school, I wrote a love letter for 1st times to a girl who had been in the class for a long time and felt that she was also interested in me .. Unfortunately, just as I was scared and sweet as a deer, the class teacher called me to the office and took out the love letter from the drawer .......
In the second grade of high school, I chose a liberal arts class with a ratio of between girls and boys, but none of my girls care about me ....
In the third year of high school, I was told by my brother koumo Heng Fei next door about my college life. On the seventh day, I picked up my books and began to go crazy again. I vowed to go to college and "work hard and study hard. the construction of the building is nothing more than "(the ghost thinks this way, the University can freely fall in love, illegal cohabitation ..... And so on ....
It is undeniable that I am a genius. Although I have not been admitted to 1st or 2nd volunteers (I entered 1st for Tsinghua, 2nd for Peking University, and scored 3 places ), however, I received an admission notice from XX Agricultural University. So I took my luggage, jumped onto the train, and came to my dream college campus. When I started my college career, I wanted to be a successful man, because the successful man was blind JB busy during the day and JB was busy at night. The failed man had nothing to worry about during the day, and nothing to do with birds at night. So, I want to be a successful man.
In front of a nude painting at the art exhibition on the big 1 station, I kept telling myself: "This is art, and I am doing aesthetics ." However, the outstanding performance of a certain part of the body betrayed me.
My favorite personal names are flowers and flowers, and those who like me are terrible .. So I said, "Stay up all night, get online, go to bed as soon as you enter the classroom, and make a phone call to go home. I don't want to spend any money ".
Big 3, with only one monk left in the dormitory, I finally had a formal girlfriend. In a sweet love, she wanted me to reveal my soul, and I want her to be naked .......... (It's true that a man is loving others and a woman is loving)
My grandmother is still in the countryside. After I went back to college, my grandmother always said to me, "There are several places in the House, and this yard. These chickens and pig are all for you ". At that time, I laughed at my grandmother. However, seeing this year's employment situation and graduate and doctoral students throughout the street, I finally realized my grandmother's foresight and painstaking efforts in holding a diploma and resume, I almost got nothing from the recruitment center where I squeezed my head. I took a human 3 round trip and asked me, "Are you a graduate of XX Agricultural University this year?" I said, "it's a coincidence that I am a graduate of XX Agricultural University 88 and pointed to an old man with leather shoes on the side of the road:" That old brother was earlier than 77 ". I almost did not plant it in three rounds.
When I got home, I watched my laid-off father repair his bicycle in the street. The laid-off mother was selling fruit. My father smoked inferior cigarettes and his hands were full of oil, my mother's wrinkles have climbed her face and her hair is white. I have been serious for 1st times over the past 23 years and looked at my parents carefully. Suddenly, I had the urge to cry. "Over the years, they have lived like this, and poisoning and deceiving me to read that damn university. And I ....... (People always regret the scars, but at this time the game rules have changed, so is life ). I threw my four years of youth in exchange for a red notebook in the corner and rolled up my sleeves to help my father with carts. From now on, I began to pay off my debts.