Funny words about the Three Kingdoms

I like to see the Three Kingdoms and regions from an early age. See this articleArticleIt's really classic!

Wei Yan
I envy Huang Zhong, and the arrow is accurate. If I want to have half of his arrow, Cao will lose more than just two front teeth. Huang Zhong
I envy Xia houyao, and I accidentally got an arrow in my shoulder nest, so my eyes would not turn around. Xia houyu
I envy Guan Yu, and my arrows are the eyes of my eyes. I suddenly changed my eyes to a disabled person, and the treatment was not good. He was shot in his arm every time, and it would be nice to keep him for a few days. Guan Yu
I envy Zhao Yun, and I have never been an arrow in my life. The Archer sees that he does not dare to archery. (Cao Yu: no arrows allowed) Zhao Yun
I envy Zhang Fei, who is Liu Bei's real attention system. Zhang Fei
I envy Zhuge Liang, and I am all working in front of him. He gave me a tip and went to the back to enjoy happiness. Zhuge Liang
I envy zhou Yu, and my wife is beautiful, unlike my wife ...... Zhou Yu
I envy Sima Yi, And I can't make Zhuge Liang a whole. I finally killed Zhuge Liang, unlike I was killed by Zhuge Liang ...... Sima Yi
I envy guo jia, and Cao is listening to him and reusing him. Just don't listen to me, don't use me again, and let me raise a horse. Guo jia
I envy Xu shu. I thought about how to develop my own ideas. I am tired and tired. How nice is Xu Shu? I don't offer a plan for my life. It's so comfortable to eat and don't work. Xu Shu
I envy Yang Xiu, that is, dare to confront Cao and eat the snacks of Cao; find the fault of Cao; expose the evil of Cao, I only dare to secretly Yin Cao. Yang Xiu
I envy mi Heng, and he becomes a curse all day, and Ma Xiang does not dare to do anything about him. I just said, "chicken ribs ......" It was chopped by the hacker. Mi Heng
I envy XU Yu. Everyone is naked in public. I was scolded as unspeaking, civilized, and rogue. He was praised as a hero. Xu Wei
I envy dianwei. No matter how hard I work, Cao Xiaoxiang always misses him, and his name is always in front of me. Dianwei
I envy Cao. He can mix up with women in the tent, and I want to guard him out. Cao
I envy Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhao Yun! Why did you just follow him? Liu Bei
I envy Sun Quan, and my father and brother have left him with a huge heritage. There are rich people in the house. It's like I started from scratch, and there is nothing left in my house. Sun Quan
I envy Cao, where there are more troops, and millions of troops are still available. They burned him 0.83 million, and there are hundreds of thousands of spare parts in the house. It is like I can only bring tens of thousands of troops out of war. Cao
I envy Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhao Yun! Why did you just follow him? Liu Bei
I envy Sun Quan, and my father and brother have left him with a huge heritage ......