[Good News] the programmer's wife said... Those programmers taught me

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I used to joke with my friends that in this era, there are two kinds of people whose wives should be respected. The first is the military elder brother-in-law, which is not controversial, and the second is like me, programmer's wife. Of course, this joke is half a joke and half a joke. I spent my undergraduate course in a lab with big white bracelets covering plants, animals, organic chemistry, and inorganic chemistry, under the microscope, I painted a horizontal slice for the three-segment peach, and found the three nerves of the worm with the help of a pin and an anatomical scissors. I smelled the hydrogen sulfide gas with a bad egg smell ......

Yes, you all guessed it. I am really a science girl who looks average and looks straight away. When I saw people, I began to habitually popularize science: they are actually different from the butterfly and the butterfly, the ghost and the ghost, and the cabbage and the radish are actually in the Cross flower family, the city flower in Hong Kong is not a bauhinia, It is a horseshoe, and, in addition, the learning name of the Carnation is actually better, called the stone bamboo ......

No one appreciates me.

Because no one cares what I'm talking about. Yes, what I said is useless at all. It is better for others to pay attention to Science Squirrels on Weibo. They said that girls should dress up and marry a good husband. They said that girls should read Zhang Xiaoyu and Yi Shu more. They said that girls should learn more gifts and yoga. They said that if you don't know anything, you should learn how to cook. They said that the girls in science are Bonne and have no sentiment. How can they choose a double degree in liberal arts?

-- Why?

-- Why ?! Don't you want to marry a good husband ?!

-- Oh.

In fact, although I have not read Zhang Xiaoying and Yi Shu, I have read San Mao, Zhang Ailing, Yan Geling, Yang Zhe, Xi Murong, Bing Xin, Anne Baby, Qi jinnian, and Wang Anyi, I have read "floating", I have read "Anna Karina niina", and I have read "Sophie's world"... It is not only the fresh literature and the healing system that can interpret a female. Isn't it true that serious literature cannot interpret a female?

Although I have never learned etiquette, I started to register for street dance in my freshman year. Is it worth pity that only girls who have learned etiquette can be pity, and a girl wearing a duck hat and dancing street dance should be despised collectively?

......

Yes, you are smarter than me. I know that I will meet a boy who looks at me.

He told me that you are very special. Well, you don't need to change it ......

I suddenly felt that his surroundings were like the glory of Jesus.

He is a programmer.

Of course, I do not deny that I have been praised by some male who have aesthetic problems since I was a child, maybe they know that BAI fumei will not give mercy, poor looks like me should be able to enhance their confidence. However, no one ever said this to me:

You are special.

It is a pity that the blue ray is a negative term, or I would really like to describe the mood when I heard this sentence.

Then, I became the wife of a programmer. I continue to give him a variety of knowledge, he has always looked at me with great interest, even if I am arrogant, he will not think of me. I even encouraged him to feel that he was doing well the next day.

Until one day, I saw the small black window and various white characters jumping on the small black window.

-- What does this mean?

-- This indicates creating a directory. This indicates entering this directory. This indicates viewing the list content of this directory ......

-- Oh ...... Let me wash you an apple ......

Later, we had two computers in one room and we didn't know what to do with each other.

Later, I told you to teach me how to learn programming.

Later, he told me a website named "stupid way to learn Python", telling me that he often watches cnbeta, love fan er, addiction technology, and gossip encyclopedia, tell me that he uses Google Reader and Gmail to tell me what a single core is, what a dual core is, what a bug is, and tell me that the firmware is not a solid-state hardware but software, he gave me his cell phone, then helped me brush the machine, sent it to my iPod Touch, then helped me jailbreak, installed Ubuntu on my computer ......

He won't let me film on my cell phone and took the time to explain why I didn't need. He promised me to buy a protective shell for his mobile phone only a few times after he fell.

He often popularized the importance of privacy and told me to back up my various files in time.

Later, I accompanied him to watch "big bang of Life", "Walking Dead", and "biochemical crisis"...

Later, I accompanied him to Huaqiang north, to visit museums, and to work overtime with him ......

Later, I got a graduate student. We got married and separated the two places.

I started learning PHP, learning html, learning Java, learning Dreamweaver, learning PS ......

Then I began to popularize computer knowledge to girls around me, buy computers with them, pick up mobile phones, and tell them not to film mobile phones ......

Later, I met many, many, and many programmers. From my teachers to classmates, from my friends to friends, from books I read.

I learned a lot from them.

I know Steve Jobs, why Less is more, why is user experience so important, and why stay hunger stay foolish.

I know Steve Krug, why is it called bread chips, and why don't make me think webpages.

I also know Norman, Norman, and Norman. I know that it is not my fault to make things easy to use, but the design problem.

......

I understand the humor of programmers.

See a different world.

I really started to recognize myself from the bottom of my heart, because of him.

This is what a good man brought me.

The so-called independence means not asking too much from others, but complaining too much.

Unfortunately, I failed to bring him anything different.

So I remembered Zhang weijian's very old song:

"I have nothing, it's just a bit noisy. If you feel lonely, I will bring you a lot of fun ......"

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