How to pick up a girl

Love and career are two pillars of men. Even if your career succeeds, if you cannot find the girl you really like, What is the purpose?

 

Question: I quietly followed her. Just as I quietly followed her, I moved my mouth and didn't spend a piece of RMB-Xu Zhimo

Bus stops

 

"Miss, you have stepped on my foot ."

 

"No, I am so far away from you ."

 

"I mean, If you accidentally put your feet on my feet, you just step on my feet ."

 

"Neurology !"

 

"Wow, Miss has a good eyesight. I do have a history of neurology. I usually see a pretty girl ."

 

"You guys always say that, boring words deliberately attract the attention of girls, as if they thought they were very handsome ."

 

"Miss, you are wrong. I never thought I was handsome, but I was very handsome ."

 

"Don't be so disgusting. Okay, I want to vomit ."

 

"Can I ask you a question before you vomit ?"

 

"Have a fart ".

 

"Why do you mean your conscience to deny my handsome guy ?"

 

"Rolling ......"

Public Car

 

"Why are you again ?"

 

"Sometimes I am everywhere ."

 

"Do you know that you are very annoying? If you don't sit in many places, you may want to sit next to me ."

 

"Miss, you know, I just sat down in an empty position, and there was just you next to the empty position, that's all ."

 

"There is an empty position in front. Why don't you go ?"

 

"Oh, I understand. You wanted to watch my ass, or I used my ass to watch you ?"

 

 

"Rolling ......"

 

Get off the bus

 

"Why did you get off again ?"

 

"It's not because of you! I like hanging out ."

 

"I tell you about sexual harassment. Which unit do you belong ?"

 

"Do you mean Jin, Jiao er, Newton ?"

 

"Are you familiar with me? Sorry, I don't catch a cold !"

 

"Yes, we are not familiar at all. We are like two green strawberries with branches, sour ."

 

"I have read a few times and learned a few things from Tang Miao. Do you think you are humorous ?"

 

"Humor is born to blame. You blame my mom. By the way, my father ......"

 

"Neural !"

 

"Your mom is nervous !"

 

"Your mom is nervous !"

 

"You see that you are clearly your mom, but you have to say it's my mom. You don't want ......"

 

"Roll me ......"

KFC Portal

 

"No, why am I so unlucky to meet you ."

 

"I also found out that I think the sins of my predecessors must be very heavy"

 

"Make it clear! Be careful when you hit it !"

 

"You dare, I will call it ."

 

"What is it ?"

 

"It's not rude, but not rape ."

 

"Do you think someone will take care of you ?"

 

"No. I just returned ."

 

"Tian LA, you have a rogue like this. It's really blind to God !"

 

"Well, yes, or there will be no so-called elites in the world ."

 

"……"

 

KFC

 

"Don't talk. I'm tired of talking to you !"

 

"I haven't said that yet. Is it true ?"

 

"I told you to stop talking. It's just like a fly. It's disgusting ."

 

"Oh, I could have played such a big role. It's really amazing. I can work as a part-time employee ?"

 

"What ?"

 

"Go to the hospital to help people wash their stomachs ."

 

"You have no solutions. Please go back and cook later ."

 

"Before I die, I have no requirements. I just want to say a few words to you, and I am afraid that you will not agree. Do you promise ?"

 

"Let's just say, you can consider reasonable requirements ."

 

"Will you ask me for this KFC ?"

 

"Go to death ......"

Output KFC

 

"Do you have no girlfriend? A person hangs out on a day of the week ?"

 

"I have no girlfriend, but I have a female friend. Why do you want to ask ?"

 

"Nothing, care about your life-long events, isn't it good ?"

 

"Okay, why not? You are like a person I love ."

 

"Who ?"

 

"My mom, she always liked to ask this question ."

 

"If it weren't for so many people on the street, I really wanted to beat you ."

 

"I am not afraid of others seeing you and hitting me. What are you afraid? What about you? Don't you accompany your boyfriend ?"

 

"Don't worry about it !"

 

"Oh, I understand. My boyfriend abandoned me and beat me to find a psychological balance ,"

 

"The mouth is full of Ivory! I don't want to find it !"

 

"Think about me. I have a loss !~"

 

"Please stop disgusting me ."

 

"I can act as your actress unconditionally. If you need a boyfriend, call ***********"

 

"Let's talk about it later ."

 

"Tell me your phone number, okay ?"

 

"Let's talk about it later. Bother me! I scolded you ."

 

"Okay, then you will send a message to scold me ."

 

......

 

Home

 

"Strange, I really want to send a message to scold him ."

 

"Oh, it's strange that she scolded me without sending a message ."

 

"It's finished. Do I really like that rogue ?"

 

"Hey hey, she doesn't like me, this rogue, so it's finished ."

 

About Niu:

 

The ideal girl bubble character should not only be satisfied with the success of the bubble, but also be presented at the cost of the girl bubble-heige 2

 

A person who can spend no money to get a girl is really a powerful person-Ba 'er fried Shell

 

The value of a person should be determined by the number of girls he takes, rather than the number of whoring him.

 

Getting a girl is not a pleasure, but a very heavy job-leaving a child

 

It's an excuse for those who have no tricks to get a girl without spending money-Luo Qian

 

Don't sigh ...... Sigh as a weak man-Gorky