I am a motherboard, reprinted

I am a motherboard, working on a desktop computer. I implanted Intel's i845d chipset in my brain at the factory, so we call it 845. I am the most qualified member in the office. In addition to finishing my job, I am also responsible for arranging office locations for each new colleague and delivering messages to them in my daily life, it has been a long time, and I am a model nanny. No wonder my name is motherboard. The best colleague with me is the bios, which was also soldered to me at the factory, although some people think that he is just an accessory to me, but I always treat him as my most intimate and loyal friend. Every time I receive a power-on request, I simply turn on the power, and other things are handed over to the BIOS. BIOS has a good affinity in the office. Every day, I am enthusiastic to ask my colleagues for help. He reports to me for handling all the headaches, A new employee joins or is absent from work. The BIOS is very good and almost never gets sick. Unlike the big hard disk, It is infected with a virus. However, in October 26 this year, the BIOS brother got a strange disease, which frightened everyone. The master secretly told me that the disease is equivalent to the human SARS virus and put all people on a long vacation, the BIOS was finally delivered to the hospital and diagnosed as CIH virus infection. It took half a month to cure the virus and changed the blood of thousands of CC attacks.

The twin sisters of nanqiao North Bridge were also friends with me when they left the factory, girls, pretty well-behaved and eloquent. So I asked them to send messages to colleagues. Nanqiao is responsible for communicating with I/O interfaces and IDE devices, while beiqiao is responsible for communicating with CPU, memory, and video card. My work was much easier when they were around me, but our tacit relationship was so jealous of the innovative sound card that we joined later. He often moaned from the ancient poem: "Dongfeng is different from Zhou Lang, and tongque locks erqiao in spring. ", As a matter of fact, I know that my host only likes to listen to popular songs, and it is impossible to let the innovative sound card play this kind of stuff. He belongs to work for private work.

My friends also have sound cards and video cards. They are all integrated into me, but my host seems not satisfied with them. They just pushed a dedicated video card to the work area of The AGP office, the north-south bridge and I were not doing well for my brother, so I joined hands and intentionally lost some of the data on the TV card, the result is, of course, the beauty video card is fired and our video card continues to work. Next, the host added an innovative sound card in the PCI office area. This time, we did not dare to drive him away, fearing that the host would fire us all with anger. However, due to the special relationship between the sound card and me, I was not fired, and I don't have to work every day. I can say that I have a smile with other colleagues, so I am lucky because of this, become the happiest person in the office.

Intel's CPU is the busiest and most messy office. They all say that his family is smart, but their names are uncreative. His grandfather is Pentium 2, his father is called Pentium 3, and he is called Pentium 4. I heard that the names of his mother's generations are also quite earthy, and all of them are called sai Yang. I jokingly said to him: "In the future, don't call your son Pentium 5. You see that the children of AMD's family are good at Dragon and Thunderbird ". The CPU giggled and replied, "Well, my niece's name is special. I helped her pick it up, called Tula ". Although the CPU is very enthusiastic, it often gets dirty around the North Bridge. For this reason, the clean North Bridge keeps complaining to me about the CPU sweat and the dust that keeps shaking out, which makes her unbearable.

In addition to suggesting that the host change the CPU into a coolermaster pure copper fan, there is no other way. After all, people are the most fortunate employees of the host, when the host introduced his machine configuration to his friends, he always showed off the CPU. I really couldn't figure out why humans are so hypocritical. I didn't mention this loyal motherboard. Is it my fault that it is cheap!

I didn't want to talk about other people's privacy, but since mu zimei published his love diary, the social ethos has completely changed. Even the hard drives in our office published their first love stories online, the memory is exposed to the public, and your diary is exposed. In this case, let me talk about our big hard drive love events: in fact, the big hard drive and the IBM laptop hard drive have no way to catch my eye, because the data they exchange will eventually be carried out through the north-south bridge, it is actually under my control. I didn't agree when I first came to the IBM laptop hard drive. When my office was too small, I asked my host to change the room bigger. He just didn't agree, later, the IBM laptop hard drive was just a temporary employee. I had to leave a place close to the corner for a week; 2. After such a long period of time, all colleagues and hard drives have a good relationship with each other. If you are afraid that you will not be able to adapt to new colleagues, there will be conflicts in exchange of ideas. Another reason is, the IBM laptop hard drive's two brothers, ibm40g and ibm60g, who have been developing in China, often threw away data and refused to work without reason. They also refused to apologize to Chinese users, I think the IBM family has done too much as it is 5/6 American. But to be honest, the new IBM laptop hard drive is quite satisfactory. She has a cache of 2 m, 7200 RPM per second, and is very quiet and elegant, no wonder the hard drive is getting fond of her.

My colleagues were very optimistic about this pair, but one day, the monitor told everyone an amazing news: "The Internet says that the IBM laptop hard drive will be married to Hitachi hard drive as a cool "! The big hard drive is angry. He finds the IBM laptop hard drive and asks if it is true. What kind of Japan does she like. The IBM laptop hard drive was stunned and cried and said, "My heart will always be yours. The next day, the big hard drive woke up from its sleep and looked at the empty data lines around it and sighed for the day: "Hey, Japanese, I don't want to wear your day together !", Since then, the hard drive is unhappy, slow and slow, and immersed in bitter and sweet memories all day. We advise him to cheer up and focus on his career and never be troubled by his feelings, but the hard drive is just a wry smile: "Love, you have never experienced it and will never be clear ", no one of us has ever been in love, but we have to face each other. On a stormy night, the keyboard suddenly told me a bad news: the host asked to format the big hard disk. I felt the situation was serious, indicating that the display prompted the host to "youwilllosealldataon hard disk, proceedwithformat? (Y/n) ", the owner muttered:" Faint, how to get Chinese this time ", and resolutely pressed 'y '.

An unknown warning came to my mind. Instead of notifying beiqiao this time, I personally found the hard drive: "I know, it's hard to forget a person, but you cannot live in your memory forever, forget her. It may be better to erase that memory ". Big hard drive sighs up the sky: "No, I can't do it. Good brother, please help me with my last favor. In the future, don't transmit signals to the data cable of my IBM laptop hard drive, there was tears from her parting on the data line, and I hoped to be buried or discarded along with the data line she used ......".

230 milliseconds later, the host saw the last work report on the screen:

... Track0bad, diskunusable ......