I heard these are the jokes that corporate executives must read.

People do their best

Jin zheshun has an old problem. One day to night, his head fell asleep. His father is a very powerful gender in Seoul. He once told his boss to take care of him more. He didn't want to do a good job with him, But Jin zheshun was not angry and worried about his boss.

No, the manager complained to the boss again: "I really can't help him, sitting in the office to sleep; call him to drive to sleep; ask him to be the head of the Security Department to sleep. Other people, I have fired him !"

The boss showed a thoughtful look: "I have already considered it. I just asked him to sell his pajamas and put a brand on him. I wrote: 'The quality of our pajamas is so good, even those who sell pajamas cannot stay awake! 'This is what we can do and make the best use of our resources !"

Absence

A clerk has been absent from work for two days. When he arrived at the company on the third day, the boss complained, "What have you been doing these two days ?"

The clerk replied, "I accidentally fell down the street from the third floor window ."

The boss angrily asked: "Will it take two days to fall down from the third floor ?"

Sorry

The company manager instructs each person to put a note in his/her salary bag: "Your salary is your secret. Please do not disclose it to anyone ."

An employee who was a beginner received several wages and frowned and wrote a sentence in his signature:

"I will never disclose it to anyone, because I am sorry to talk about this income just like you ."

Techniques for making money

Two friends met each other.

One person said, "Where did you get the money if you are so rich now ?"

The other said: "In simple terms, I have formed a partner with a rich man: he has money, and I have experience in making money ."

"What about later ?"

"Later I became rich, and he had the experience of making money ."

Two persons

One day, an old employee of a company took the courage to enter the manager's office: "Sir, I have been working for three people for over a decade, but I only pay for one person. I request a raise ."

The manager said, "That's good. I can raise your salary for you, but there is one condition: Please tell which two of you have done more work for them. I will fire them first ."