If I'm your girlfriend... I saw myself! Haha

 

If I am your boyfriend, I will be on your left when crossing the road, and the car will hit me first.

If I am your boyfriend, I will let you shake your hands like a child. From time to time, I will turn to 360 degrees, watching you smile;

If I were your boyfriend, I would pick a dress and a necklace for you to let every boy see you drool;

If I were your boyfriend, I would help you wash your clothes with a clumsy hand. Even though I have caught your clothes in other colors, you should also encourage me to use the carved card for strong Decontamination;

If I were your boyfriend, I would suddenly disappear when I went shopping and give you a bunch of red roses unexpectedly;

If I am your boyfriend, I will give you a fight after the quarrel. Although I have not much meat, you can beat me with a stick if you are afraid of pain, but don't beat me, it can be left for the next time;

If I were your boyfriend, I would give up on you and always make you better;

If I were your boyfriend, I would give you many cute and stupid nicknames;

If I am your boyfriend, I will give you a face in front of your sisters, be a real hard work;

If I were your boyfriend, I would let everyone know that you are a wonderful girl;

If I were your boyfriend, I would just pretend to be stupid in front of you. Learning beans makes you happy;

If I were your boyfriend, I would not let your parents know when I called you, saving him from asking questions;

If I were your boyfriend, I would want you to buy me the biggest ring, hold you in your arms, and look at your happy smile;

If I were your boyfriend, I would remember a song because of you. In the future, wherever I go, hearing that song will stop me and remind me of you;

If I am your boyfriend and I know that we are doomed to be together for a long time, I will miss you forever until the day when we get old;

If I am your boyfriend and I will soon die, I will not let you leave you sadly;

If I am your boyfriend, I will die behind you, because I don't want to make you sad, and I will slowly grow old in my deep thoughts on you;

If I were your boyfriend, I would like to have an afterlife and make me your boyfriend again.