Interesting Three Kingdoms

Interesting Three Kingdoms

Grass boat in --
Lu Su: "Can I borrow an arrow like this? Mr. Kong Ming ?"
Zhuge Liang: "Believe me ."
Lu Su: "But I still have some concerns ......"
Zhuge Liang: "No need ."
Lu Su: "But don't you think the boat is getting hotter and hotter ?"
Zhuge Liang: "This is a bit ...... Is there anything wrong ?"
Lu Su: "Yes, I am worried that the enemy will launch a rocket ......"
Zhuge Liang: "Hey !? Zi Jing ~~ Can you swim ~~~ I will not ~~~"

Soldiers: "thirsty ...... Thirsty ......"
Cao: "Let's stick to it for a while! I used to go to this place. I remember there was a nearby Merlin. Maybe it will be around again later ~~"
Soldiers: "Oh ~~~~ Have a plum blossom ~~~ Oh ~~~"
After half an hour --
Cao Ren: "The Lord! The expedition found a lot of water !"
Cao: "Have you heard this? Finally, there is water to drink ~~~"
Soldiers: "Don't go ...... Be sure to find Meizi ......"
One year later --
Cao * and his sons, who have been busy in the field for a day, are squatting in the sunset ......
Cao: "Hey, really, is it really a failure ?"
Cao Yu: "I have told you many times, so I don't blame you at all ......"


City bottom --
Sima Yi: "The music is messy! Kill the city and catch Zhuge Liang !"
City --
Qintong: "I have told you not to play the 'yellow Rose. Don't listen ......"
Jian Tong: "No way. The teacher is Yi Lian's fans ......"
Zhuge Liang: "Let's take the two of you down to the city and die ......"

Ii. History

Zhongjun account --
Zhuge Liang (with glasses, open the name book): "Zhang Yimou !"
Public Meeting: "……"
Zhuge Liang (helped glasses and carefully looked at the name book): "What is Zhang Yimou !"
Public Meeting: "……"
Wei Yan: "Military Division ...... It should be Zhang yide, right? It's Zhang yide ......"
Zhuge Liang: "......"
-- Zhuge Liang hated WEI Yan for his life and killed Ma Dai before his death.


Changbanpo --
Cao Hong: "Let's see you! The enemy will be killed again !"
Xia houyao: "Today is the seventh time. Isn't he tired ?"
Cao: "No ...... Are you sure you want to stop killing all my troops !?"
Zhao Yun, who fought in the chaos: "Zhang Fei, this dog day! Don't give me a map after my temple ~~~ Where is CHANGBA bridge ~~~~~"
-- Zhao Yun, Zi Zilong, No. liangya, shuzhong Wuhu.

Zhou Yu: "yuyu ~~~ He Shengliang ~~~~ Shengyu ~~~ He Shengliang ~~~"
Reader: "Are there any mistakes ~~~ As the governor of the three armies of Soochow, he would say something so small during his stay.
Words ?!"
Luo Guanzhong: "Small device ~~~~"
-- In some of the Three Kingdoms that have been lost, Zhou Yu shouted before the death-"18 years later ~~~ Lao Tzu is still a good guy ~~~"


Wuyiyuan --
Jiang Wei: "Teacher, I'm back! Today I bought three yuan a car of celery and four yuan, five fights of rice ......
Ah? Why is the room lit with seven lights? Nowadays, lighting oil is very expensive, and subsidies for grain and oil in the military do not include kerosene ~~...... What !? Three days and three nights! Are you sure you want to extinguish it? You are not busy !? Wow ~ You see the middle is so big ~~ Close it. Okay, you see, a light is already on ~~ :)
Oh, what did you say to me just now, teacher ?"
Stars ......

Cao: "chicken ribs! Chicken ribs !"
Yang Xiu: "Lai ~~ Hello ~~! Phase, which is slow to use ."
Cao: "pushing ...... Launch and kill !"

Cao Yu: "Cao Zhi! You will be killed in seven steps without making any poems! Hello, I heard it ~~ Standing ~~ Don't go ~~ Speak to you. You will be back ~~~"
-- A brother who is spoiled by his father often has no face.

Mink: "......"
Dong Zhuo: "......"
Lv bu: "I only want to hear from you the truth. Which one do you like more !?"
Mink: "......"
Dong Zhuo: "......"
Lv bu: "Answer me !"
Dong Zhuo: "It's really hard to decide ~~~~ Both of them love ~~~~"
Lv bu: "scum ~~~~!!"
-- According to the test, the first BL murder in Chinese history was born in the last year of the Eastern Han Dynasty ......

Reference-language-Free history

Zhang Fei: "old thieves are leaving !"
Yan: "eye-catching thief! !"
Police CAR: "Two thieves listen ~~~ You are already surrounded ~~~ Drop your weapons ......"

Sanjiangkou --
Sun shangxiang: "It's Ding Feng and Xu Sheng's team. It must be my brother who sent them to chase us! What should I do, husband ?"
Liu Bei: "Oh, when I left Jingzhou, the Military Division once gave three tips and used two. Now I should use the third
It's time, Zilong. Open the tip !"
Zhao Yun: "Yes. (Open) Oh? Is there a blue tights and a red cloak in it ?!"
Liu Bei: "Isn't it ......"
Zhao Yun: "What about text lines ...... 'Become Superman, you can withdraw from the enemy '......"
-- Liu Bei returned to Jingzhou and moved to Zhuge Liang in exile ......

Liu Bei: "Yun Chang, let me introduce you. This is my great benefactor, Liu an. When I was down, he killed him.
My wife cut me up ."
Liu an: "Nothing ......"
Guan Yu: "But why does his house have pig ......"
Liu Bei: "Have you forgotten? I am a customer ~~~~"
Guan Yu: "..."
-- Guan Yu and Liu Bei cut the robe and cut off the meaning ......

Unique and true-looking hero

Jiang Dongwu houfu --
Liu Bei: "When the emperor is on, the thick soil is down. If Liu Bei can return to Jingzhou, he will become a overlord.
~~~"
"Ka !" Shi broken --
Sun Quan: "What are you doing ?"
Liu Bei: "Well ...... Oh, I asked Tian, if I could break Cao xinghan and cut down Shi. Sure enough,
Hahahaha ~~~~"
Sun Quan: "Let me install my grandson! It's okay to cut down the rockery in our house !?"

SOLDIER: "report ~~~ General Guan will win the flag and return !"
Liu Bei: "brave enough! ......"
Zhang Fei: "There are two! Codoon, codoon ......"
Guan Yu: "Eldest Brother, I am back ~~~~"
Liu Bei: "Well, sorry, I have eaten up lunch with my third brother ^ ;;"
Guan Yu: "-_-BB ......"
One year later, before hu Zhiguan --
Li Ru: "Thank you! A red-faced man broke into the army to cut down General Hua's first class and ran like a fly !"
Dong Zhuo: "Hey !! So cool !?"
Allied camp --
Liu Bei: "the recent growth of the cloud has become faster and faster ......"
Zhang Fei: "Well, the wine is warm ......"
Guan Yu ~~~ Codoon ~~~"

Sima Hui: "Ah !"
Liu Bei: "Sir, what's wrong ?"
Sima Hui: "the mount of a gentleman is like the Lu' of the legendary fierce horse. If you do not give up, you will suffer in the future ."
Liu Bei: "Thank you for reminding me, but I don't believe it ."
Liu Bei's departure --
Nyingchi: "Hey, what have you done with the white horse ~~~"
Sima Hui: "Don't worry ~~"
Zhao Yun: "Is someone at home? Have you seen my master ......"
Sima Hui: "Why? General, your mount seems like the fierce horse in the legend ......"