It is a buzzword of the "post 80" University Campus

It is a buzzword of the "post 80" University Campus

1. I will give birth to a son named "Hao Shuai". When someone else sees me, they will say "Hao Shuai Dad".
2. Work, step back, love, and step back.
3. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get others' wages.
4. Money is not a problem. The problem is no money!
5. If I get drunk, I will help the wall!
6. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I cannot find a way out.
7. Master, do you know? Brother Two's meat is more expensive than Master's meat.
8. If you want to eat more fish to make people smarter, you have to eat at least one pair of whale ......
9. When the water reaches the Qing Dynasty, there will be no fish, and when the people reach the base, they will be invincible.
10. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks quite a lot. It's not enough to use it.
11. My friends, please be famous soon, so that my memoirs will sell well.
12. A female is a bit hacked, and her boyfriend is too white. One day, after passing a tongue in the dormitory, she suddenly said to her, "You can't do this, you will have a zebra"
13. The old lady always treats handsome guys and money as dirt, and they always look at me like this.
14. Don't be lazy with me. I'm too lazy to compare with you.
15. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.
16. God said, "If there is light, I say that I am against it. From then on, there is darkness in the world ."
17. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I have finished speaking.
18. To be a person, you must be a person between Ox a and ox C.
19. My name is God, my little name is Jesus, and the English name is God. The Law number is like...
20. The tree should not be skin, no doubt, no doubt, the face of a person, the world is invincible.
21. It hurts a little.
22. In fact, I have always been very popular: When I was a child, I love people, and now I am a bitch.
23. Not afraid of tigers or teammates like pig
24. Take your own path and let others take a taxi (take the road of others and let others go nowhere)
25. The mouse carried the knife and looked for the cat all over the street
26. As long as you work hard, take it seriously.
27. Who is the fastest runner in Chinese? It's Cao (not Liu Xiang ). Because Cao and Cao
28. How far is your mind? How far is it?
29. Only in the long lines of the railway station can you truly realize that you are a "Dragon descendant ".
30. A lover eventually becomes a family member
31. Spring is coming, and a group of geese are heading north. They will be lined up with B and T ..
32. Lie down wherever you fall
33. tigers don't make sense. You treat me as Hello Kitty!
34. I have been here ~
35. The highest level of self-help: Help the wall into, help the wall out.
36. Lost...
37. I don't have any money, I don't have the right to do anything. You can contact me?
38. Take a newspaper and go to the toilet. I am a reader.
39. Google hundreds of times.
40. Women must be nice to themselves. Once exhausted, there will be other female spending your money, living in your room, sleeping in your husband, hitting your baby!
41. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face...
42. Grandpa came from his grandson ......
43. God, have you made summer cohabiting with Winter ?! This cool weather!
44. The birds are all big!
45. Be afraid of enemies like tigers, and be afraid of teammates like pig.
46. Summer is not good. When I am poor, I don't even have to drink anything in the northwest ......
47. as you go!
48. Being pregnant is like getting pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
49. Don't contact me if there is nothing to do, or if there is something to do with me.
50. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.