It's a joke, it's a sad thing, it's a real smile, it's a sad thing

1. If a person commits me, he will give me three points. If a person commits me again, he will give me another shot. If a person commits me again, he will cut me apart.
2. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to move around in my world.
3. Easy to hide, and difficult to defend against.
4. I have never been down to my responsibilities, so I am still suffering from my mental strength and hard work.
5. Zhizi's hand is ugly, with tears in its face. The child will not go without me.
6. Red beans are not long for South China. They are long for my face!
7. I am confident that there will be a man who will come to this world for suffering from me.
8. travel to the West tells us that all monsters with backend servers are taken away and all those without backend servers are killed by a stick.
9. What are you unhappy about? Make everyone happy.
10. I like you so much. If you like me, I will die.
11. Although you have sprayed Ancient Dragon water on your body, I still can vaguely smell a scum.
12. I cursed you for buying instant noodles for a lifetime without a seasoning package.
13. How can I lose weight if I am not full.
14. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said, "This is okay. I said," This is really not ......
15. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
16. Lei Feng did a good job without leaving his name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
17. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me ?!
18. It is hard to extricate themselves, except for teeth and love.
19. When my life turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a rogue with higher education.

 

24. I was the passer-by you forgot when you turned around. Why can I spend some time with you?
25. During the intermittent depressed onset period, do not disturb, and do not contact acquaintances.
26. If there is no medical insurance or life insurance, do not be brave after dark ......
27. qinqi, calligraphy, and painting are not good. Laundry and cooking are too tired.
33. It's not difficult to be single. What's hard is to deal with people who want you to stop being single.
34. What is happiness? Happiness means you eat fish. I eat meat and watch others chew on the bones.
37. My advantage is: I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.
38. I was also an infatuated seed, and the result was a rain ...... Drowned.
39. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but it is better to enter the Earth to secure the love than the zombie Street.
40. If you are free to learn feng shui, it makes up for the regret that you cannot afford a good house before you die.
44. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.
47. Women have no talent, and I must be too wicked.
48. Zhuge Liang didn't bring any troops before going out of the mountains. Why do you want me to have work experience.
49. I have lived the same Erhu life with the hip-hop blues.
50. Ostrich happiness is just a pile of sand.
52. When I woke up, it was dark.
54. tianyao can be ground into a needle, but it can only be worn as a toothpick. The material is wrong and it is useless to work harder.
57. You need to figure out the scripts of your own life, not the sequels of your parents, not the predecessors of your children, but not those of your friends.
61. Teenagers are not arrogant and bold. I would like to ask where the old age came from.
64. In the next few decades, we will meet each other and send them to the Tornado. You will burn them into a pile, and I will not know anyone who will send them all to the countryside for fertilizer ~
65. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people. The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to be derailed. The beauty of women lies in the stupidity of no regrets. The beauty of men, lies in lying.
66. I thought I was decadent. I only learned today that I had been decommissioned.
67. Immaturity signs can sacrifice for the ideal, and the immaturity signs can live for the humble ideal.
71. I am shining in this beautiful moment as a god. Do not disturb anyone...
79. Life is like this. always occupies the absolute leadership position, when countless fools shout their own control of life, master the fate. but did not see, living in a higher sky. A mocking face is exposed.
83. I am not a fortune teller on the flyover. I cannot tell you so much about it.
84. The word "I love my brain twenty and my spinal cords have been around for decades. It is never necessary.
88. Once we thought we could die for love. In fact, love cannot die. It only takes a needle in the most painful place. Then we were crying, and we were tossing and turning. We had been ill for a long time, we are made of steel. You are not a wind, I am not a sand, and you will not be able to reach the end of the world, dry your tears, tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.
89. When I looked up at the stars with my friends, we burst into tears. He fell in love and I sprained my neck.