Man's Day (Classic)-continued

May 23
I accidentally saw the so-called contemporary female mate selection standard in the book: There is a car and a house, and my parents are both dead.
Depressed. Then write down the criteria for choosing a wife in fantasies:
Home property over million, the world's first beauty, xianhui gentle and sexy, father-in-law late cancer ......
July 17
The rebirth of Phoenix is Nirvana, while the rebirth of pheasant is the corpse.
July 11
Life, you can't throw on a tree. You have to die several times on several trees nearby.
August 18
I discovered that the way to attract a man is to keep him inaccessible; the opposite is to keep her satisfied.
September 8
The miserable thing in life is that I had worked so hard to have a wonderful evening. I woke up the next morning and couldn't remember it all!
May 19
The unfair world lies in:
God said: I want to shine! -- So there is a day.
The beauty said: I want a diamond ring! -- So she had a diamond ring.
Rich man said: I want a woman! -- So he has a woman.
I said: I want to take a bath! -- The water stops!
May 8
After dinner, smoke and enjoy on the balcony, and suddenly see a flash in the night sky, the heart is excited: meteor! So I made a wish ......
After six or seven wishes were made, I blinked and the smoke was exhausted. Then I threw my hand out of the balcony and suddenly heard the voice of a girl in the building: "Wow! Meteor! Wishing ......"
March 22
I remember one day after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a text message: "Let's break up !"
Before I can feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, I made a mistake ."
This can be completely sad ......
August 15
Wild Cat: where to go and where to go to bed.
Wild dogs: What to catch and what to eat.
Wild Man: see one person in love.
March 17
When you look at beautiful women in the street, you can enjoy the beauty when you look at the street.
April 17
My friend said, "my girlfriend and I have a gap. I will give it to her. She says it's salty. She will give it to me. I say it's sour ......"
After thinking for a long time, I finally understood.
September 6
My father asked me what I want to do in my life?
I answered the question of money and beauty. my father beat me fiercely;
I answered my career and love, and my father touched my head with appreciation.

May 17
Scientific proof: inferior condoms are prone to rectal cancer.
May 17
Xianghe bishui is cool, water is cool, summer is long, summer is cool, and the cool breeze is cool.

September 9
Chastity varies from person to person. For example, a girl is praised as a virgin, but a boy is also laughed at as a virgin.
October 31
Some people say that when my girlfriend is buried underground in spring, many girlfriends will be harvested in the fall.
My friend believed and did it. He buried his girlfriend in the ground in spring. In the fall, he was buried in the ground by Uncle police ......
February 27
In the face of difficulties: Are you afraid of death or living?
In the face of danger: Are you afraid of living or dying?
This is Einstein's theory of relativity ......
February 27
Girls care about the happiness of the next half of life; boys care about the happiness of the lower half ......
February 27
If my life can be like a movie, I must make a rough cut, cut the section that I went to school when I was a teenager into subtitles, and cut the section that I learned when I was a young man into a close-up, cut the successful fragments of the middle-aged and old ages into the whole story ......
October 28
Today, I met a female netizen named "Young Girl". The nickname is holding a rose, and she looks at the appointment location. Seeing a female holding a rose as a leader, she escaped and connected to the Internet at night, ask the other party: Why did your mom meet a netizen for you? ...... Since then, I am quietly lying in her blacklist.
October 28
I really don't understand. Girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes to attract the boy's eyes, but what the boy wants to see is not dressed.
December 31
In general, life-long one hundred is just a wish, but it is very easy for people to live one thousand two hundred years old, that is, you must bid your teeth and stick to months ......
May 17
Everyone is an angel falling in the sky, but some are landing in good condition, some are landing in front of the ground, and some are unlucky. When they fall, they ride directly on the railing of the wall ......
February 10
I finally came back alive!
I just met a netizen who looks like a flower or a disfigured version. Can you imagine it ......
February 10
I like to give my life to fate: When I wake up in the morning, I will throw a coin. If the front is facing up, I will continue to sleep; if the back is facing up, I will lie in bed watching TV. If the coin is set up after it falls into the ground, I will get up and tidy up the house.
February 22
Life-preserving lies in motion, and life-creating also lies in motion. The difference is that the bed is down.
February 10
I slowly discovered that talents are goblin! Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a goblin, you may be able to have a barbecue!
June 12
Brutal person-no need to find someone to kill.
Romantic people-nothing to find a beautiful girl to sleep.
Wealthy people -- they have nothing to do with buying a new car.
I -- it's okay to smoke a cigarette head ......
June 12
When I was a young man for a while, I always wanted to show my own tough side, so I wanted to get a tattoo. The reason why I didn't implement it was: I 've been hesitating to make it better, or Iron Arm a tong Mu is good.
March 11
Men are all good colors. A little more powerful color is called a color Wolf, and a little more powerful is called a color ghost. A little more powerful is called a color magic, especially a strong one, which becomes a changing color magic. The color is the ultimate, known as a human aesthetic artist.
March 11
Don't go out in rainy days. Although the rain is not poisonous, the wet body is small, and the gonorrhea is big.
March 11
I changed her from a girl to a woman; she changed me from a boy to a boy... poor.
March 11
If happiness is a cloud, if the pain is like stars.
Then my life is really cloudification, with stars ......
-- An excerpt from the realibao log, January 1, March 11
What a man says about inner beauty refers to the inside of the bra, not the heart.
March 11
I am degraded, and now I still can't swim, you know before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimming ......
July 21
People should learn to find some small happiness on their own, such as going to the street to see the beautiful women who don't belong to themselves, and going to the bank to see the money that doesn't belong to themselves, go to the auto show and check out sports cars that do not belong to you. Then look for a beggar in the street and tell yourself: It doesn't matter. Those just did not belong to him ......

July 21
It has been raining for the past few days. I guess the Emperor Yu is crying. It must be because his marriage with his mother-in-law is not happy. There are two possibilities for this unhappiness. One is that the mother-in-law has left, one is that the queen mother refused to leave ......

September 23
My sister asked me, "What is kissing like ?" I told her with a smile: "silly girl, say: Pig ~~~ when kissing ~~~"
My brother asked me, "What is kissing ?" I said, "kissing? Open your mouth and stick your tongue ."

September 23
Menstrual Blood is the uterus crying for loneliness, and the dream is the capsule in tears for suppression. This shows that men have tears and don't play easily ......

September 23
Is it cruel for a female to eat a worm after mating? But some women swallow countless descendants while mating ......
February 18
Lie on your back tonight, sit up tomorrow morning, lie down tomorrow night, and support the day after tomorrow ~~~ Exercise is sometimes so simple.

June 20
When I was a child, I often heard people commit suicide due to high life pressure. At that time, I knew how to die, but I didn't understand what pressure is. Now I have grown up, and I know what pressure is, I don't understand why there are so many people living ......

June 20
God gave me a pair of eyes and showed me the world of life. God gave me another pair of hands and asked me to work hard to earn money. God gave me another mouth, let me use it to curse God's unfairness ......

June 20
Regardless of the height of the station, a woman can only wet the land under her feet; a man is so powerful that the station is higher and the urine is farther away!
June 20
Beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy, and cute virgins, like ghosts, men are talking about it, but no one has ever seen it with their own eyes ......