Office white-collar classic "photo" is funny but real

1: the person who feels best-the employee in the Finance Department

I don't ask for help. Everyone asks for me! As a result, these shit guys seem to be the savior of every day, just like the parent of other employees! Super ox! 100% ox! I have never seen any poor financial services when I live so big. In fact, this group of people in the company are colleagues who do not dare to offend, but are even the most despised and the worst interpersonal relationship. Of course, I have observed that it is also the highest divorce rate.

2: employees of the Human Resources Department are the most ambitious people in chengfu.

The daily work is to calculate how to make a proposal with the minimum price in exchange for the maximum return to the boss, looking at who is not pleasing to the eye, he finds ways to calculate how to assign his shoes to the Birdman in terms of assessment and salary and bonus distribution.

3: persons with the highest IQ and the worst eq-R & D department employees

He is a man of great technical skills. When I took the stage to speak for three minutes, I couldn't come up with a single sentence, and I told the leaders that I had to get a clue. A group of pseudo-intellectual who are best managed by an enterprise can be exploited at will, basically not resisting, or never resist.

4: employees in the sales department

The wealth of bosses is the source of a group of bosses who are most pleased with. This group of bosses is actually the most shameless group with the worst reputation but the most harmonious interpersonal relationship in the company. I came to the company every day and tried to call the front-end. I made a phone call with my friends and started thinking about finding an excuse to visit the customer. In fact, I slept at home in the afternoon, in the evening, you will start the crazy and best-performing life of the day. However, despite being shameless, the company has the best affinity for others because of its exquisite appearance.

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Every day, I pretend to be a grandson in front of my boss, and I pretend to be honest in front of my colleagues. I never participate in politics in any office of the company. Honestly, I am a pub and a scalper, ignoring the hard work of the world. In fact, this group of people is the most sensitive, greedy, and does not take the company's interests as one thing. It's a normal thing to watch the pot in a bowl. Do you think they are really honest, really not greedy? Boss, try to cut his salary by half. Do you think he is not doing anything? Haha, wages, for them, Mao Yu, although since then there are more complaints.

6: The least idle and least self-motivated people ---- front-end

A telephone, a printer, a fax, an e-brain, a table, and a small pile of money are all about work. Chat on QQ every day 75% of the time, 15% of the time pondering evening activities secretly mirror makeup, squeeze acne, 5% of the time at work, 5% of the time in the spread of gossip. In the evening, the girls who arrive at the hall will go around, except for 15% being student mm and 10% being migrant workers. The rest are basically these clerks, even if they are not, but it must have been.

7: employees of the Administration Department

Every day, I am tired like a pig crawling tree. I have the most trivial matters, the least credit, and the most criticism. So I have the most complaints, and I am most keen to spread gossip because I am not recognized, this group is most malformed. The manager of the Administration Department showed the most obvious performance. The Administrative Assistant and clerks said that they were the best targets of their abuse and venting.
 
8: drivers are the most worried and kind people.

If you have offended them, the driver will tell you that the car is about to be repaired when you apply to dispatch a car in a rush. From then on, you complain about it, in less than half a day, it will be passed to the boss's ears ............ This is nothing, and the most unbearable thing is that the company's gasoline is sold out, and it collates with the car repair center to get kickbacks. When it is idle, it is an excuse to repair a car and go out to accompany the female fellow villagers, there are many things about zookeeper.

9: The most silkworm-old employee ---- customer service employee

To be polite to customers, to be polite to colleagues, to be polite to customers. To be polite, you can only be a dumb man with Huanglian... to put it bluntly, the whole sandwich biscuit> comment: 2 words-you have done it.

10: the most elegant but suffering-of course, the boss has a group of employees who are hard to deal with, an unpredictable external market, and internal coordination and management that are constantly being managed and managed, there may be some canary outside.