Playing Style _ interview classic _ nothing to laugh _ idle and bored

Source: Internet
Author: User

Female: Alas, are you still hiring? I just resigned a few days ago and I am looking for a job.

Male: Don't say, I am really recruiting for that project. It's similar to what you did before. An artist.

Female: Really? Hey, is it your interview. Let me take a backdoor and go straight to your company.

Male: Isn't that mean anything? That's just one sentence. But...

Female: Why? You can't help me.

Male: Can you help me? But...

Female: Oh, but what are you trying to do. What do you mean if you are not here.

Male: I wrote a love letter to you in my second year. Why did you give it to the teacher?

Female: Oh, how do you remember that. Don't you tell me? I did not hand in the mail. It was discovered by the teacher when I read the mail.

Male: I don't believe it. It's the most poisonous and female. Do you think I'm better at learning? Destroy me on purpose?

Female: Do you think you have an eye? Forget it, and you don't have to go through the backdoor. You will give me an interview opportunity and I will definitely be able to enter your company.

Male: Why are you so confident that my virgins have been handed over to the public. I will give you an interview opportunity, so it will be difficult for you.

Female: It's hard. I have changed dozens of jobs. What interview have I not met? Let me tell you this, I have never seen a difficult interview.

Male: not satisfied, right? Try now?

Female: Try it. I'm afraid you won't be able. Let's get started.

Male: Good, start. "Well, hello"

Female: Hello.

Male: Do you have a boyfriend?

Female: Why are you asking such a private question?

Male: you don't care. You can't care what the interviewer asks. The answer is over.

Female: Cheng, ask again.

Male: Do you have a boyfriend?

FEMALE: Yes.

Male: Is he local?

Female: No, he is outside China.

Male: Sorry, my company cannot use you.

Female: Why?

Male: you will not feel at ease working here for a long time. In addition, the company does not want to greatly increase the long-distance telephone fee because of you.

Female: I rely on it, abnormal. I understand. Come back, not just now.

Male: What should I do? You have been eliminated.

Female: let you come back. Do you hear me?

Male: Good, come back. "Hello"

Female: Hello

Male: Do you have a boyfriend?

Female: No.

Male: Have you ever chased boys you like?

Female: I tried it, but I didn't catch up with it.

Male: Are you going to chase boys again after work?

Female: I am going to work hard to avoid my personal problems.

Male: Sorry, this company cannot use you.

Female: Why?

Male: You have poor public relations and lack confidence.

Female: It won't be so embarrassing. Yes, I understand. Will you give me another chance?

Male: Give it to you again? I will not explain the issue of the love letter clearly, and I will not give you any chance for one hundred times.

Male: "Hello"

Female: Hello.

Male: Do you have a boyfriend?

FEMALE: Yes.

Male: local?

Female: Local

Male: handsome?

Female: not handsome.

Male: Sorry, this company cannot use you.

Female: He is not handsome, and I am not pretty. What do I have to do with the company?

Male: Don't forget that you are engaged in art. Can your aesthetic taste become true?

Female: I forgot about it. I still don't believe it. Come back!

Male: "Hello"

Female: Hello

Male: Do you have a boyfriend?

FEMALE: Yes.

Male: local?

Female: Local

Male: handsome?

Female: Shuai

Male: Is he your first love?

FEMALE: Yes.

Male: Sorry, this company cannot use you.

Female: Why?

Male: You lack the enterprising spirit you are constantly pursuing.

Female: Good. You're tough. Come back.

Male: "Hello"

Female: Hello

Male: Do you have a boyfriend?

FEMALE: Yes.

Male: local?

Female: Local

Male: handsome?

Female: Shuai

Male: Is he your first love?

Female: No. I have talked about it before.

Male: Sorry, this company cannot use you. Because you will change jobs soon.

Female: Alas, I said, do you have a girlfriend?

Male: No. Why?

Female: Why don't you be my boyfriend? In fact, I wanted to tell you this, but I am sorry to mention it all the time.

Male: Really? In fact, I have always liked you for so many years.

Female: Come on. I will talk about this topic later. The interview just now. Let's try again.

Male: Cheng. "Hello"

Female: Hello

Male: Do you have a boyfriend?

FEMALE: Yes.

Male: local?

Female: Local

Male: handsome?

Female: Shuai

Male: you can come to work tomorrow.

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