Summary of the various gods and monsters interviewed at the end of the year

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Author: User

In general, it is difficult to recruit at the end of the year. Generally, good people will wait for the year-end award. If there is no year-end Award, they will also wait for the spring recruitment season, I have met several special monsters in half a month.

 

No. 1, honest emperor.

First of all, I will not discuss the questions about education and abilities. I only need one question, so I can work. Without a diploma doesn't mean you are incapable, but buying a fake diploma is about credibility. The key is honesty, too frank. During the interview, he quietly told me, "In fact, I bought my diploma ". At this moment, I was shocked. Is there any credibility?

 

Second, attach to the Emperor.

Don't send me your resume every day, little sister. I swear I won't ask you to come for an interview. It's hard to find a job, but I should take a look at it at least before sending a group of resumes, I have forgotten it before.

 

Number 3: Emperor management.

I have two pen questions, which are very simple. I think I only need to writeProgramBoth questions have problems. But this guy did not write a word. Come on, let's talk.

Me: Why didn't I write the second question? Do you have any ideas?

Management Emperor: used by your companyAlgorithmAre there many? (This also requires algorithms? That is, to add the corresponding numbers in sequence as long as they are single digits, that is, the rules need to be discovered during Question review)

Me: Question 1?

Administrator: Sorry, I have no use of this. (I/O is useless, but I don't see any static keywords in the main function? Have you ever written Hello world ?)

I asked him what you are good at. He said B/S architecture software. I asked him something about B/S. He said the most recent company was C/S, I forgot about B/S. I asked him about c/s, such as winform, and it didn't seem to happen. He explained that I am more concerned with architecture and the company's softwareCodeAfter reading all of them, I asked you what the architecture of your software is. He said that you used WCF. I asked about the content of WCF. (I am not satisfied with the content of WCF. Try it out) he said it was only the simplest and did not have a deep understanding. I found that this guy was very good at the level. He was preparing for game over. He asked me how he said about him. I had to say, "Maybe you are not very concerned about other fields, he said, "Yes, my career plans need to be transferred to management.

 

Fourth, thinking about Emperor.

As I said above, I have made two simple questions. A big sister stayed for an hour and didn't do it. I didn't write a word. I told the front-end mm that I was doing "# % ...... ¥ ", Repeated n times, the front-end did not understand, let her wait, but I went to WC, the big sister went straight away, I 'd rather think about it for an hour and a half than wait for me for two minutes. When I come back, the front-end MM told me that she was doing "# % ...... I am confused, too. Is it true that I have entered the wrong resume? Go back and check it. Yes, proficient in ASP. NET, proficient in C #, proficient ......

 

No. 5: "Well," Emperor.

This is the great god who came here today. "Well," it is generally said by a Northerner, not on a formal occasion. Today, a friend from Hunan came to say "yes ", all the words like "good" are changed to "well". This is not the most shocking thing. The shock is that the pen questions are still not written. He said that he will and does not want to write code by hand, I just want to write a line of thinking, but I still don't want to write it. Okay, I'm done. You love writing or writing. This guy is from the south with a pure northeast accent in his plain Mandarin. "Well", "well", "well", I am very happy to hear it, sadly, I forgot that he refused to write code. I said you should write an SQL 2005 page. Then I closed my door and said, "I don't write code ", okay, let me tell you what I think. Well, is my hearing degraded? I didn't understand a word ~~.

 

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Some people say that I am insulted. Well, if you have bought a fake diploma, you will never send a group of resumes to read the company's requirements and send them to the Internet each day; the technology is terrible, but I want to switch to "management" all day. My resume is "proficient", but nothing actually happens. I sincerely say sorry, I have offended you from your weak self-esteem.

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