The relationship between men and women is so definite (no one has posted the story to share it)

First:
Call before going to bed.
He: I can't sleep.
Me: What do you want?
He: because you are not mine.
Me: Now you can rest assured ......

Second:
On a Friday morning, I woke up and sent a text message and chatted in bed. Suddenly I came up with a saying, "Be my girlfriend "! Silly ...... At this time, my teeth are not flushed! Now, it's three years ~ 

Third:
He drunk himself. I dragged him to taxi and asked him where he was so drunk that he had to drag him to my house and throw him to bed. I sat down on the sofa and watched TV all night. I ran into the room at dawn. He was still in that position last night. I guess he was really drunk. I decided not to wronged myself. Why did my girl go to bed? I climbed onto the open space beside him and waited for a sleep. But his ears heard the sound of thunder from his mattress, and the boy was sleeping!

Fourth:
Middle school student. He is the shift leader. During his graduation dinner, he took the microphone and talked a bunch of nonsense. Then he pulled me with his hand and said "be my girlfriend" in front of the teacher and classmates ", if I don't come to the station, and I really don't hate him, I am confused to agree.
After several days, I told me that I was pulling the wrong person and wanted to pull another mm (my friend and I), but I would be responsible for it. I had nothing to do with him. I have been married for 3 months now. 

Fifth:
How many times a year: Can I take care of you? I can't help it in 5th years. I sent a text message back: Okay. He immediately announced the world and informed almost all old students.
As a result, I received numerous mocking text messages in the middle of the night: they were two young people playing the first love!

Sixth:
I have always been a good friend. One year I was very panic in the face of Work crisis, so I complained to him via text message. Finally, I asked: If I have no job, can I have dinner with you? I didn't expect him to call immediately: Can I drink porridge? I said: OK. Then ......
Now we have been married for N years. 

Seventh:
The two men beat the game and lost their minds. They played the game for two people, thundered and used a computer.
I stood and played. At that time, I was very invested. I was tired of sitting for a long time.
"You are not tired standing, sit and play"
As a result, it was pulled to a leg.

Eighth:
What impressed me most was: I caught a cold. He took me to the rotating windmill, And the windmill was not fast. But when I got to the highest point, he took it and said to me: "Can you pass me your cold?"
He kissed me while I was staying ......

Ninth:
Junior high school students have never met each other for a long time after graduation. Once they had a reunion, they left QQ and chatted online. He: Why are you not looking for a boyfriend? Me :...... He: What kind of boys do you like? Me: just look at it. He: Do you think I'm pleasing to the eye? Me: very pleasing to the eye (of course, just a simple answer to his pleasing to the eye, not thinking so deep) He: So be my girlfriend! Me :...... He: half an hour later, you came out.
Half an hour later, he appeared downstairs in my house. As soon as he saw it, he was put in his arm and pressed to the wall with kiss. I was totally blind at the time, so I stared at him in a daze and it was just better ~~~~~~~~ 

Tenth:
We were originally colleagues. I was in a bad mood when I had a group meeting. I drank a lot of wine and got drunk. He lived near me. On the way back, I said to him: "I will never refuse a blind date any more. If I am so tired, simply marry ". Then he said, "Do you have to think about it first "? Let me talk about it now! Then he sent me home and said at the door that you are drunk. Wait until you are awake and then reply to me. The next day, he sent a text message in the upstairs office: "What did you think about what I said yesterday? I'm very serious. If you don't agree, forget it ." Then I replied: "Okay !" We started, and then I became his wife! 

11th:

Male: I want to find someone who loves me as my wife and a lover. Do you want to work part-time?
Female: ...... (SHY)
Male: Do not speak in the body language. Nod your head to agree. Shake your head to disagree. If you do not nod your head, you will not shake your head.
Female: · # ￥ % ...... -* (Leng, then violent)
Male: default?
Female: how did I know such a guy? (Crazy, final consent) (Haha ~ See the sweet amount ...)

12th:

Said one: BF and I were a high school student but never knew it... after graduation, I happened to work together. One day I had a sore throat and wanted ice cream, He: He has a sore throat. Me: Do you care about me! He: You have to speak to me... Me: No thanks... On the way home, he talked about their first moments ~ He is very vulnerable to being a child. I won't be able to beat him. Later, I said: kiss you.Then he kissed me )... It's almost three years ~ Okay, like a person ~(You are also very active ~)

13th:

I have been an alumnus with him for the past 12 years! I don't know anyone! Haha... later I met in the senior high school student record. He has already studied. My junior year...
The two rushed together with a sigh of relief. After a holiday, I went home to have a spicy mix. A month's chat records more than 600 pages... Two things...
One day, a message was sent, and he suddenly said you had K. O.
From then on, some people miss O (∩ _ ∩) O ...)

14th:

My classmate chased the girl in their class. The girl did not agree and said, "It disappears immediately in front of me ." Then the man opened the window and jumped out. (2 floor)As a result, the patient had a fracture and stayed in the hospital for one month. It becomes. (This one... is full !!!)

15th:

He taught me high numbers, asked me to carry back the formula, wrong back, to be punished, and then my first kiss was stolen... The first time I knew that I had to stick my tongue into someone else's mouth...(Simple doll ~ (* ^__ ^ *) Xi ...... But I am still very happy !!!)

16th:

She: Can you help me?
He: What are you doing?
She: Could you take my hand for me?
He: Well.
That's it... (Just a word ~ Strong !!!)

17th:

Male: Do you know how painful it is to stand in front of a person you like?
Female: (it's really pitiful ).....
Then I stretched out my hand ......
After March January ~Male: Do you know how painful it is to hold the hand of someone you like and not kiss her?
Female: (it's really a pity )........
Then it was kissed.
Finally together
Now two years (Yes !!!)

18th:

After the college entrance examination, he invited me to have a cold drink He: cold? Me: Cool! He: I will give you an understanding! He hugged me and kissed me ~ It has been two and a half years.

19th:

He and his classmates for four years have always been very cool buddies. After my birthday, he said he would give me a birthday gift, so he kissed me !!!!!! He also said that he used to wish his mom and dad a birthday in this way! Fainted !!!

20th:
When we were not together at the time, the two went together, and I always met the dog's poop. At the moment I was about to step on it, he pulled me away. Pull and hold hands ~ Now again, he watched me step on and laughed...

21st:
Every time he went out, he deliberately wore very few clothes. The dead weather in Ningxia is now cool. Then she said, "warm your hands !!! Now, I don't know what to do in the future ~

22nd:
My version (my boyfriend is a good student and I am poor at learning. We are at the same table)
He: study hard !!!
Me: Why?
He: I want to go to college with you ~
Me: Why?
He: I want to be with you ~
Me: Why?
He: I like you
We have been in college in the same city for five years.

23rd:
I sent a message: Make me a girlfriend
She hasn't returned for a long time.
I will continue: Say OK, or you will be killed!
She returned:--# Good 

24th:

(It is estimated that the man always calls her wife ~) At the nth time, I replied to him: Fuck you, don't be your wife, you fucking alien!
Two hours later, he asked me: What do I eat today?
I fainted (Haha ~)

25th:

Remember me: On a Saturday evening, I went out for dinner with him for the first time.
At dinner, he drank beer. Later, I had to go home.
When I got home downstairs, I asked at the door: "Can I be my girlfriend ." I said, "You are drunk ."

26th:
He: Have you thought about it?
Me: Let me think about it...
He: Just fine. If not, I will try another way...
Me:... you don't have to think about it!

27th:
She: You ran so badly. Do not accept me as an apprentice!
He: You are so stupid, forget it. It's almost the same to accept your wife ~

28th:
We are high school students. After the college entrance examination, he drove to my house every day for a boy and helped him catch up with me. At first there were three male, me, and another male's girlfriend in the car. I started playing with everyone. Later, I didn't know how to do it. There were fewer and fewer people on the bus, and I was the only one left. Later in the square, he always sat close to me and suddenly told me: Be my girlfriend! He kissed me without silence ~ It's almost three years ~ 

29th:

Send a text message to that day
I said: I like you a bit.
She :......
I said: Forget it. I don't want to stay up late ..
She: In fact, I slept for three hours in the afternoon and won't nap at night ..
I said, wife, let's have dinner tomorrow morning.
She: everything except soy milk strip ....
Until now ....

In fact, two people together are the greatest happiness ··

Don't always worry about small things ···

There will be a small crack in your feelings ···

Wishing that all lovers will eventually become a genus ··