Tips for using a computer (I don't need to thank you for choosing ^_^)

I. Do not leave a floppy disk in a floppy disk when it is not used. Otherwise, the data in the floppy disk may leak out during a long period of time and may corrupt your floppy disk.
2: You need to often put some lubricating oil on the disk surface of the floppy disk (with better wax). This will make the floppy disk go faster and the access speed will be improved accordingly.
3. Fold the 5.25 "floppy disk and use it in the 3.5" floppy disk. What? How to restore? Stupid! Open it first, and then press it with an iron to make it a 5.25 disk.
4: do not put the floppy disk upside down or upside down into the soft drive. Otherwise, if the data is lost, the drive motor will be stuck, making it unable to work. If the floppy disk is full, you can take it for several minutes, so that the data will be compressed and there will be more space on the floppy disk. (Note: When dumping, you must block the opening to prevent data from being dumped .)
5. Want to upgrade cpu766? There is no need to spend money at all, just in the configuration file (config. In sys), add device = cpu766 + 234 to The Autoexec file. BAT) to add: CPU = 1000, you can increase your CPU to 1g. If Ram = 256 is added to the file, your memory is also upgraded.
6. Is the monitor too small? I will tell you how to cook it in boiling water for an hour. After softening, press it with a rolling pin to change the 15th percentile to 17th percentile. If you are not careful, your monitor will change to LCD.
7. You are advised not to enable your computer for a long time in the summer. Otherwise, some of your hardware will be turned into software. It doesn't matter, but it turns into hardware in winter.
8: is it easy to crash in summer? This is because it is too hot. You can open the back cover of the chassis and pour a basin of cold water.
9: Have you accidentally cleared the recycle bin? No problem. If I delete a part of the files on the hard disk, will the recycle bin be full again?
10: after a power failure, the computer can still work. You can first store the power on the hard disk when there is no power failure. After the power failure, just remove the power from the hard disk.
11: although the computer and the computer are siblings, the former is far less intelligent than the latter, because the computer is only illiterate and only knows the numbers 1 and 0, computers know both Chinese and foreign words.
12: Your computer should have at least two or more windows, because the two will be faster and more convenient.
13: periodically spray "Enemies" on a floppy disk to prevent insects and prevent floods and viruses.
Fourteen: the floppy disk should be stored in the refrigerator to keep the data fresh. If the disk is frozen, congratulations, you have another hard disk.
15th: the floppy disk is made of plastic. It becomes a hard disk after being frozen and becomes a CD after several days in the sun. Therefore, you must back up the disk before changing.
16: The machine cannot start? It's easy to find a dozen CNY in front of it. Or you can find a pretty girl.
17th: Put the kv300 on the computer chassis, and no virus can enter.