When a man has a girlfriend

1. Before I had a girlfriend, I could save half of my salary and spend half of my salary. After I had a girlfriend, I had to spend the other half, sometimes I had to borrow foreign debts.

2. Before I had a girlfriend, I only washed my clothes once a week. After I had a girlfriend, I washed my clothes three times a week, and twice I washed my girlfriend.

3. Before I had a girlfriend, I had only two meals a day (no breakfast). After I had a girlfriend, we had three meals a day and sometimes had to have supper.

4. Before I had a girlfriend, I occasionally cleaned the house. After I had a girlfriend, I cleaned the house almost every day.

5. Before I had a girlfriend, I went to bed on my own. After I had a girlfriend, the two of us went to bed. Sometimes we had to fold them to bed.

6. Before I had a girlfriend, I used a box of heated water to take a bath for myself. After I had a girlfriend, I often took a bath for two people. I could only use cold water if the hot water was not enough.

7. Before I have a girlfriend, I only buy toilet paper. After I have a girlfriend, I buy toilet paper and sanitary napkin.

8. Before I had a girlfriend, I only went to the men's counter to sell clothes. After I had a girlfriend, I often went to the lady's counter to buy underwear briefs.

9. Before I have a girlfriend, I can enjoy it quietly. After I have a girlfriend, we can discuss and watch it. Sometimes, to prove who is right, lab is required.

10. Before I had a girlfriend, I asked my brothers to go swimming with their pp GF: After I had a girlfriend, I only asked them to go skating. (Why are they all me ?)

11. Before I had a girlfriend, I had a pair of parents for support. After I had a girlfriend, I had to take care of two parents, especially her parents. I was more filial than my parents.

12. People call me pig heads before I have a girlfriend. When I have a girlfriend, people will run when they see me ~」

13. Before I had a girlfriend, I was never late for work. I was a learning PACER for the praise of the organization's leaders. After I had a girlfriend, I often went late and left early. It was a member of the Standing Committee criticized by the leaders at the regular meeting on Monday.

14. Before I had a girlfriend, I bought a pair of "Hongta Mountain" and "Lu". After I had a girlfriend, I occasionally buy "Ji Qing" and "***", and I often use her "Moore" to enjoy smoking.

15. Before I had a girlfriend, I went out for dinner and drank two yuan of Snow Beer. After I had a girlfriend, we went out for dinner and ordered 30 yuan of "dream like" juice.

16. Before I had a girlfriend, I had to spend; after I had a girlfriend, I spent women's day with her.

17. Before I had a girlfriend, I rode a "contest" with someone else and when I had a girlfriend, I rode "permanent" to make it worse, And she watched the night market.

18. Before I had a girlfriend, I had something to do with my friends. When I had a girlfriend, I had something to do with my friends.

19. Before I had a girlfriend, I only had a rough understanding of the physiological knowledge of men and women. After I had a girlfriend, I learned about the "meniso", "Hymen", "Menopause", and so on.

20. Before I had a girlfriend, I thought that female high-pitched singers were trained hard to perform on stage. After I had a girlfriend, I thought women were born high-pitched singers, especially in bed.

21. Before I had a girlfriend, I walked in the street and looked at the couple with envy. After I had a girlfriend, we walked down the street and looked at it with envy by a group of bachelors.

22. Before I had a girlfriend, I often played Mahjong and played csgames all night with my friends until dawn. After I had a girlfriend, we often went to bed on time.

23. Before I had a girlfriend, I had a black and beautiful hair, and Yushu lingfeng. After I had a girlfriend, I gave my hair to my girlfriend. She ordered me to shave my hair just a few feet, for fear that I would like to make a big move 」.

24. before having a girlfriend, the little boy with the same mouth met me and called my brother. After having a girlfriend, the little boy saw us and called my uncle and her sister. (Small and Medium-sized ~ Me !)

25. Before I had a girlfriend, I only remembered my own birthday. After I had a girlfriend, I had to remember her and her parents' birthday. As a result, I forgot my birthday.