When I have the money. Full Version _ Classic net Pick

Source: Internet
Author: User
"When I have the money," I made two disgusting ads for women's supplies,
One at the National People's lunch time, one in the National people to eat dinner.
 
"When I'm rich," I shoot two of TV dramas,
I was in front of a normal person with the right to do, and then a front to do.
 
"When I have the money," Unicom sent me a piece of junk information, I return it 10, see who bothers who.
 
"When I'm rich," People call me on a landline, I use my phone to go back,
People call me on my cell phone, I press it and go back to the past.
 
"When I have Money", I surf the internet when the anger, evening bubble bar disguised as petty,
I want to be left as left wing, want to be right when the right wing.
 
"When I have money," I went to the streets as beggars during the day,
I'm going to send him a note when someone bows to me.
I went to the restaurant performers, who listened to my whole erhu I will give money to WHO
"When I have the money," I opened two companies, one I became a boss, I was an employee,
I want to fry the boss on the boss, want to fry employees to fry employees.
 
"When I have the money", my company please the image spokesperson please two, a best image generation
People, a worst image spokesperson, I want the best is the best, want the worst is the worst.
 
"When I have the money," I bought a car for two, a taxi, a bus,
I'd like to take a taxi and take a bus.
 
"When I have the money," I bought a house to buy two buildings, one to live, one to drop by,
I want to stay at home, I want to drop by.
 
"When I have the money," I decorated the toilet to decorate two, a men's room, a ladies ' room,
I want to go to the men's room on the men's room, want to go to the ladies Room on the ladies.
 
"When I have the money," I gave my wife a planned economy, a small pocket of money to engage in a market economy,
I want to implement socialism, to implement capitalism, to practise capitalism,
If we want to implement socialism with yst characteristics, we should carry out socialism with yst characteristics.
Want to stones on the stones.
 
"When I have the money," I engaged in the forum two, a own when the owner, a person as a moderator,
I want to delete posts on the deletion of posts, want to scold the owner scold the owner.
 
"When I have the money," I opened the site two, a call can not find the server, a call network too busy,
I told you not to find the server can not find the server, I call you too busy on the network too busy.
 
"When I have Money", I buy two pieces of CDs, a genuine, a copy of piracy,
I would like to use a genuine version, want to use piracy on the use of piracy.
 
"When I have the money," I bought a keyboard for two, a type, a foot massage,
I want to type, I can type and massage.

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