When my girlfriend gets angry with her boyfriend, it's really cool to send a text message to her boyfriend!

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When my girlfriend gets angry with her boyfriend, it's really cool to send a text message to her boyfriend!

MM: What's wrong with you?

GG :~~~~~~~~~~~

MM: Are you angry with me?

GG: we have already broken up and there is no need to get angry.

MM: Woo ~ When? Why don't I know?

GG :~~~~~~~~~~

MM: Come and check me out after work!

GG: we already broke up. Don't do this.

MM: Well, are we still friends?

GG: Yes.

MM: Do you still care about me as a friend?

GG: Yes, but it is a matter of concern and conflict!

MM: If I get sick, you will come to see me, right?

GG: Yes, but you are not ill!

MM: I will be ill. :) Don't come today. You must come tomorrow!

GG :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MM: I decided to take a bath in the cold water this evening, and I decided not to cover the quilt. Rest assured that I will catch a cold tomorrow. :)

GG :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MM: :( so depressed, I rushed for five minutes under the cold water. I didn't dry my body, nor cover my quilt. Why didn't I catch a cold?

GG :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MM: I want to continue !!

GG :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MM: report to the chief! I am beginning to have a headache. It is estimated that the cold will arrive at noon, and I will report to you at any time, so that you can keep up with the latest information.

GG :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MM: I finally caught a cold. I got 555555555555 cold and killed. This is the result of four cold showers. When will my body become so good?

GG: You pig !!!!!!! Are you sure you want to take a bath with cold water ?????

MM: Yes. You have to do it.

GG :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MM: I have a fever. What should I do ???

GG: I'm coming soon !!!!

MM: you are coming to see me tomorrow night!

GG: You are obedient. We are really separated. You have to take care of yourself.

MM: I know, but I'm ill !!

GG: get an injection at the hospital at regular intervals! Remember to take the medicine.

MM: The doctor said: people who are ill are very vulnerable. Family members should care more, but their mothers are not around. I can't tell my mother that she will worry. You should take care of me as a friend. My mother will thank you very much.

GG :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MM: The doctor also said: the patient should be optimistic, which helps the health of the body. But if you don't come with me, my mood suddenly fell to the bottom. Do you want me to die?

GG :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MM: The doctor said again: the patient needs to be taken care of by others, so as to have a good mental state! But I don't have anyone around me. I will suffer from depression.

GG :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MM: No, you can't ?????????

GG :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MM: whois ~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm so poor, no one hurts when I get sick. I don't take any medicine, I don't cover my quilt, and I'm so sick.

GG: Aunt ~~~~~~ I'm afraid of you. Well, I'll come and accompany you tomorrow !!! Baby, you must take the medicine on time.
 

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