You cannot afford to learn computer science.

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Author: User

[What I saw in a friend's QQ space is that as for the original source, pure wild cannot be verified !]

You cannot afford to hurt your computer !!!!!!
I started computer learning six years ago !!!!!!
So I set foot on Nima to stay on the road !!!!!!

Who told Lao Tzu about computer science !!!!!!
Nima roadside beggars are all Program Clerk !!!!!!

Yes Code !!!!!!!!!
Who will tell me again that the computer is a master of Wang Dao? A keyboard is used to compress you, and a mouse line is used to hold you down !!!!

As soon as Nima went to college, he could not find his girlfriend !!!!!!
The ratio of male to female in the class is eight to one !!!!!!
Tatama army building festival is now !!!!!!
On November 8, there are still senior students to compete for what is known !!!
Undergraduate, postgraduate, and doctoral !!!!!!
You are rabbit, Madd senior student. You just like it !!!!
Return the grass !!!!!!
Wait for a year to welcome new customers. More than a dozen people with a piece of luggage will compete !!!!!!
You have to fight the fight !!! The girl cried out !!!!!!



I have been studying mathematics and physics for two years !!!!!!
Fourier !!!
Laplace !!!
Nima's two old French men are dead. Why are they not so worried !!!!!!
The code of the programming job must be copied in paper !!!
Assembly !!!!!!
Just a few hundred lines at will !!!!
It takes half an hour to copy a job !!!!!!
The course also needs an electrical board !!!!!
One board is inserted with more than one thousand lines and more than one thousand lines !!!!!!
It can be connected around the Earth in three and a half circles !!!!!!
Who should I talk about computer science !!!!!!


It's hard to learn computer science !!!!!!!!
My computer is broken. Have you repaired it !!!!!!!!!!
And Nima, who said that computer learning will repair the computer !!!!!!
I will buy a computer !!!!!!
For industrial Linux, do you know windows !!!!!!
I don't know windows either !!!!!!
Who requires the computer to be repaired !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will the special learning photoelectric light shine !!!!!!!!!!!
Will the energy experts generate electricity !!!!!!!!!!!!
Will the special chemistry course be self-defeating !!!!!!!!!!!!
Do students and maternity students get pregnant !!!!!!!!!!!!
You want to repair your computer when you are a champion, a man !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do not contact me for reinstalling the system !!!!!!
The employee helped the sister next door reinstall the operating system more than 10 times !!!
Dozens of times !!!!!! I haven't even reached this point in 10 times !!!!!!
You really want to reload it. You need to stay up all night for goth, And you have everything !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your family is repairing computers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You can't help stealing QQ !!!!!!
I also despise you for stealing QQ. Do you have any computers !!!!!!!!!!
Word won't be used to ask if you have it !!!!!!!!!!
Excel won't help you find it !!!!!!!!!
Why can't I copy Movie Music !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did I find out if my hair was poisoned !!!!!!!!!!!!
I learned computer science, not your sister's F1 !!!!!!!!!
You cannot ask me !!!!!!
Even if you buy a hard drive, forget it !!!!!!


A grammar book is a brick !!!!!!!!!!!
Each one is different !!!!!!!!!!
C, C ++, C #, MIPS, Java, SQL, JSP, ASP, PHP !!!!!!!!!!!
Every one of them can kill you !!!!!!!!!
All the special compilers are complete !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Learn a C, and the pointer will kill you !!!!!!!
I want to learn a compilation. There are dozens of registers. Nima is different from each other. You can't think about the number of commands !!!!!!!!!!!



Your brother is a CPU, and the value of life is to execute commands !!!!!!!!!!
You can write a database before learning SQL !!!!!!!!!
If Windows is useless, do you need to compile the Linux kernel !!!!!!!!!!
Have you heard of meego !!!!!!!!!!!!
Nima also came to the school to give a lecture last semester !!!!!!!!!!!!
We are also talking about the future !!!!!!!!!!
This semester is not special !!!!!!!!!!
No !!!!!!
You are not afraid of it !!!!!!!!!
I graduated from college a few years ago. Now I have to skip the building. Are you sure you want !!!!!!!!!!!!



Dare not find a job !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have bought more than a dozen interview books !!!
Every day, I am studying various companies !!!
You are almost paralyzed !!!!!!
Now, every company is learning Google Algorithm !!!!!!
Count as your sister !!!!!!
Only algorithms are available in Nima's products !!!!!!
Is it true that everyone in Nima is engaged in ACM !!!!!!
It's better to go to SM !!!!!!
Nnd interviewer, do you know the answer in advance !!!!!!
Have you done this !!!!!!
At the beginning of the company's speech, you need to be proficient in all kinds of products !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proficient in C and Java !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even if your sister could communicate with others, you may not be able to get along well with a computer !!!!!!!!
We are proficient in computer repair now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, we will roar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Finding a job is also a migrant worker !!!
It's conon !!!
Robin is the richest man. You have not yet made a down payment !!!!!!
Shame !!!!!!
Shame !!!!!!
I have no girlfriend after work !!!
The R & D department does not have a ratio of eight to one !!!!!!
The new mm was launched during school !!!!!!
MM started during school years has been dug into the corner !!!!!!
The slot is full of programmers. They are so anxious !!!!!!
Nima is the final developer of computer science. He is engaged in SLR and photography !!!!!!
Nima is not just engaged in MM !!!!!


The work pressure is huge !!!!!!
Yes !!!!!
With the heart of selling white powder, the money for selling Cabbage !!!
The application is under heavy pressure to go online, with hundreds of thousands of yuan in revenue every minute !!!
Nima's income belongs to the boss. You have to block it !!!!!!
Go to the company to solve online faults !!!
Stool constipation requires a notebook to prevent emergencies !!!
Receive hundreds of alert messages a day !!! Yes !!! Yes !!! Yes !!!!!!
In the case of an alarm message sent when ml was reached, the system was scared of illness. Who should I find to cry !!!!!!
Who are you looking !!!!!!



Do you know what a requirement is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just as refreshing as the chrysanthemum burst. Are there any things !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It hurts you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few days later, they will all be wings of angels !!!!!!!!!
Do you know what a document is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The document is just as refreshing as the self-palace. Are there any !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you have not started writing documents, you will be killed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Potholes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I was a young man of Literature and Art !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you heard of Computing Theory !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Limited status automation push-down automation Turing Machine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of machine did you ask me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's from someone else's YY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regularized-context-independent language recursion enumeration language !!!!!!!!!!!!
What language is it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have learned about downtime for half a day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You asked me why I couldn't fix it, someone proved you couldn't do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It turns out that you are not sure. Are you sure you have !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Every IT product and application you have used is the blood and tears of countless programmers !!!!!!!!!!

Every generation of computer learning paper is a walking beggar !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Runtime error go ***** yourself !!!!!!!!!! Yes !! Yes !!!
Every procedural ape has been replaced with a hand towel for the rest of his life !!! You cannot afford to hurt !!! Sorry !!!!!!!!!!!!

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