20 feelings of girlfriends for male programmers

From: http://blog.csdn.net/qunluo/archive/2004/07/23/50161.aspx

Even my girlfriend said, this is what my girlfriend said last night. I think it is necessary for everyone to come and see it :):

If our children are girls
Then she will tell her

20 disadvantages of finding a computer expert as a husband
1. It is easy to die early because of radiation.
2. The probability of shoulder inflammation and cervical spondylosis = 100%
3. If you want to be taken to the streets with your husband as an elder and a younger generation
4. If you think your husband looks like your father when he is less than 25 years old
5. People who do professional computers are generally very lazy.
6. Because they are in contact with computers every day, many of them have no human taste. Mosquitoes will definitely bite you in summer.
7. Do not do housework. You can only buy things through electronic products.
8. There are a lot of questions about boys and girls, especially those on the Internet. It is estimated that one year after the birth of my own children, I am wondering if the children are really girls.
9. computer games and you have always been his favorites, and he cannot tell which one is his favorite.
10. I like to brag. Generally, people who study computer science are very arrogant and occasionally become small.ProgramKeep boasting in your ears and prevent otitis media.
11. Computer Science men think they are in love, making you insecure.
12. Smoking and drinking are required courses in their universities. They will not quit unless unexpected.
13. There are many excuses that are second only to scammers in all industries. Whatever you do, there will be various excuses waiting for you beforehand and afterwards.
14. Cynical: everyone is not as noble as they are in their eyes. In fact, they are just a few who have learned electronic technology and have a good understanding of chips.
15. You never expect them to whisper to you on your bed at night, because they will only communicate with the computer.
16. On Valentine's Day, you will not receive like roses, instead of e-cards.
17. If you are a vegetarian, please leave forever
18. Watching TV or watching movies is always a waste of time in their mouths.
19. If you want to attend a friend's party appropriately, you should find a handsome guy and persuade them that it is enough time for you to find another boyfriend.
20. When they look at your computer, the light will always be like a killer, and there will be no feeling of indifference.
Blacktea explanation

1. It is easy to die early because of radiation.
After earning enough money, keep away from any electronic equipment, buy fast land in the mountains, and build a beautiful house

2. The probability of shoulder inflammation and cervical spondylosis = 100%
Stick to bed every day without a pillow

3. If you want to be taken to the streets with your husband as an elder and a younger generation
Use an LCD or laptop

4. If you think your husband looks like your father when he is less than 25 years old
Stick to exercise and turn over on the table.

5. People who do professional computers are generally very lazy.
I will be happy to do housework if I have an artistic conception.

6. Because they are in contact with computers every day, many of them have no human taste. Mosquitoes will definitely bite you in summer.
The computer is a production tool and does not affect my other functions.

7. Do not do housework. You can only buy things through electronic products.
See article 5

8. There are a lot of questions about boys and girls, especially those on the Internet. It is estimated that one year after the birth of my own children, I am wondering if the children are really girls.
After three years of protection from electromagnetic radiation, the DNA has basically recovered to normal.

9. computer games and you have always been his favorites, and he cannot tell which one is his favorite.
I always hate games the most, and my wife ml attracts me more.

10. People who like to brag about computers are very arrogant. Occasionally, a small program will keep boasting in your ears to prevent otitis media.
Be ambitious and confident; otherwise, women will have to endure hardship.