A mouse gets drunk (Chinese Simplified)

A mouse was too big and said to the Cat:

Beijing Dialect: "Today, Ye is standing here. You have a try. Don't look at you. I'm in a hurry to take the Board brick Hai (one sound). You're pretty cute !"

Tianjin Dialect: "recently, I likes and likes it. You have moved me to the 4th place, and you have to look at the mud. I have to rush to pick up the drill bit and pat the Mud head !"

Shandong Dialect: "Today, Lao Tzu's nest stands to cover mud, mud to greet the nest from time to time, look at the mud palm pick, provoke Mao's nest to take a half head over your head !"

Shandong Weihai words: "Today, I will stand up for it, and I will try to catch up with the mud. Don't look at the pickaxe in the palm of your hand, and get a brick to hit your head !"

In Yantai, Shandong Province, the saying goes: "I am listening to all my friends (three voices), and I am afraid to pick up the seven sons and say four (two voices. You can see that your brother has got a bit of it !"

Weifang, Shandong Province: I am standing here today. You have a strange (sound). I'll try it. I'll see you too much, I took a brick and smashed your head. Hang (soft voice )!

In Northeast China: "I would like to introduce you to your uncle today. * Let me go to 4: 4. Don't look at you too long. You can (4) rush to give me a brick to kill you !"

The 2nd version of Northeast China Dialect: "Today, I just quit a place. If you dare to come up, you will be four or four. I saw your long zuang and I was in a hurry, I took the drill, Hai, And you headed!"

Dalian Dialect: "Today I am here to like things. Why are you so stupid? I am so angry that I got a bit Xie !"

Shaanxi Dialect: "Today, ELE. Me is standing here, and your baby group throws hunger. Guaranteed to see your baby with melon seeds beautiful, hungry bag ELE. me straight cat brick lost to you Saha !"

"Qingtian brain (one voice) occupies the (two voices) knife. This (two voices) harbayu. You give your mind (one voice) a bang (two voices) give a proper link. Watch the ball, do you know? You know, you know !"

Chengdu dialect, Sichuan: "Today, I am standing in this gap. If you touch me, I will tell you. Don't think that you are so arrogant. If you get too long, I will pick up a brick and solder your baby's skull and head up !"

Leshan, Sichuan: "Let me give it a try. Let's take a look at Lao Tzu's Rei hair. Let's take a look at how Lao Tzu cleans up you. Don't let it look at you and make me angry, I used a rock to weld it to you. Believe it or not !"

I don't know where it is in Sichuan: "Today, I'm standing here and it's collapsed. You are so hot, I am so busy, don't look at your doll head zuai, let's pick up Lao Tzu's hot-haired old man, Han to your doll brain Ko's head!"

Chongqing: "Today, I'm an old man at tdu dazhan. You can see it. Don't look at the size of your baby, and make a cat and the old man sweat a brick at the top of your baby's skull !"

Chongqing dialect version 2nd: "Today, I'm a little bit confused. If you touch me, I will tell you, don't think that your mother is so arrogant, I am too hairy to pick up bricks. Zhang, your baby's head is high!"

Chongqing dialect version 3rd: "I have told you that I have stood here today. I don't think you have enough time to get rid of the virus, lao Tzu gives you enough sweat to pour your brains!"

Chongqing dialect version 4th: "You have a batch of treasures, and the treasure will be old. I can't even change my mind today. You have asshole, let's take a look. don't look at your turtle. Let's get rid of Lao Tzu, and you'll just need to put a piece of rotten bricks in your hand to smoke your turtle!"

Shanghai Dialect: "Today's bad Wu is listed here, and Wu Sisi is watching the promise next to Nong. If you want to cut the harvest, you can see that you are hungry on an acre of sub-accounts. If you want to drop a book in the sigu port, Wu SA's family is up and Wu Nai's piece of beans * cutting color !"

In Zhenjiang, Jiangsu Province, the saying goes: "Today, even the lights are coming soon. Pong, I'll watch Nai, watch the table, watch the mud grow and stick, and play together with me, beware of occasional bricks * No dead mud, three moles!"

Jiangsu Zhenjiang dialect version 2nd: "even more leave station a piece of miles, Mud Dog even dead buckle, Fei AO buckle mud blocks big, than the acute happy even Zhe pick up a brick shake Mud head let !"

Yancheng, Jiangsu Province: "You are standing with grace, and you are looking forward to seeing your growth as big as you are, so I am eager to see you with a Sangu !"

Hai 'an, Jiangsu Province: "I guess it's worth your attention when I arrive at Qiu Zhan. Try it. Don't look at you. I am in a hurry to take the brick Se (fourth !"

Hangzhou City, Zhejiang Province: "I have a chat with Lao Tzu for the time being. If you try to see Lao Tzu, you can see that you have lost money. You can join the club, and you can still depend on the color of your bricks!"

Hangzhou dialect version 2nd: "I have stood up with a strong role in the field, and I will discuss it all over the world? Why are you not familiar with Lao Tzu? You're awesome. Let me try it! Are you confused? With Lao Tzu's stamp, it's still a brick set to your head !" (Old stick size ~~~!)

Wenzhou Dialect, Zhejiang Province: "NGI nigi le, Ni is like Dongen, Fai times you are difficult to cover, dei ABA juo Jia I times ABA BAILE judu dunni dulle !"

Wenzhou Dialect version 2nd: "Well, Dad Rao, give it to the nemen wall, and you can see it again, sorry, Dad, Rao axis, specializes in the GI header!"

Wenzhou Dialect version 3rd: "Give it to users. You can understand it as it is. Once again, you changed your attention, and forced your head to be selected !"

Zhejiang Dialect: "Do you want to answer this question? I am very fierce. I am bound by NO, 4, 4, and I am bound to my Ken. The cat sees no, sang, strong beans. I am so angry, I am fishing for a bit and killing Zen!"

Taizhou, Zhejiang Province: "Now, Bai jida, Ah, Ah (read ng, that is," you "in Mandarin). Why are you at the top of the industry? Smile, silver strong have to waste, white Oh (Zang) Fire cut oh the most (Brick) ah, ah, die !"

Shao Xing, Zhejiang: "Oh, it's just been changed to Goethe. It's called dongdongke. It's better than all of us. It's better than all of us !"

Anhui dialect: "I have stood here for the land now. If you have any ideas, I will do it for Lao Tzu. Don't look at your bones. I am so embarrassed to take you !"

Guangde, Anhui Province: ". When I arrive at Lao Tzu, I can't leave it anymore ~~ Let me try it out ~~ Table read sub-height ~ I am angry with Lao Tzu ~ You see, Lao Tzu doesn't make bricks to turn your head over !"

Bengbu, Anhui Province: "I am standing here. You have B to ask me to give it a try. Don't look at how old B you are, I am in a hurry. * I am using bricks to help you a small B!"

In Anqing, Anhui Province: "Let me know more about this. Let's take a look at John's son and son. The table shows that enzhan is a big man. I am in a hurry to take the block and compress it with the help of Bi !"

Wu Han, Hubei Province: "I'm sorry, I'm standing here. You try again and don't think you're a great country, I am in a hurry!"

Yang Xinghua, Hubei Province: "The Day of the tip is ELE. Me, sugar, ELE. ssike, Moke ngee paper, he, Bai Jie old branch, old paper, and he gave it to me !"

Yunmeng dialect of Hubei Province: "I am waiting for Luohe today. You Pang (four voices). I'll try it. Don't look at your big head, I am raking a brick to cover your skull!"

Hunan dialect: "Today, I'm standing in the middle of my life. You can try it. Don't look at you, so I can beat you with a brick !"

Hunan dialect version 2nd: "Xiaohua has a child. Today, I am going to beat the country. You'll try again later, let me beat you!"

Jiujiang Dialect, Jiangxi Province: "Even if it is true, it is falling to the ground. If it is true, what is the investigation of the yundun and Haji? Is it a bit more awesome than me? It is occasionally made of rivet, cut bricks and make s!"

The East Sichuan dialect of Yunnan Province: "I am the only one on the station. Do you hate me. Mao looks at you and makes me sweat at you !"

Guiyang, Guizhou: "I am standing at Zi point today. If you are Si, please try again !? Biao sees you as a big user. Let me make up my hair. I'll give you a brick, so gang will come here !"

Cantonese: "Today I am going to be a company. You're so depressed. Well, you're big enough to beat Nou !"

Cantonese version 2nd: "Today, I'm going to be an enterprise. You're so scared that I'm trying to scare the ladder. Well, you can beat me up, and I will just stack bricks and shoot you !"

Cantonese version 3rd: "I am focusing on enterprise systems. If you have enough pow, I will try it out. I thought you were a little big, and I am still an old brick car to death !"

Maoming, Guangdong: "Today I am going to be an enterprise! You can leave me alone! Well, you're a big guy. You can beat me, you can't beat me!

Yulin, Guangxi: "The root Day goose can return to the root Road, you meat shrimp goose body, some body you do big this, broken to me I throw you !"

Chong'an dialect, Fujian Province: "The Yua system has been used for dei outside ging Diu (today I am standing here). I will tell you a few tricks in the Yua system. (I'll try it when you move it) in the picture, niong will show duaI (don't look at you as a big man) hey Gi Kie, he fell north and Luo Jiajun hiou scolded him for being embarrassed (I am in a hurry to take a brick to your head !)"

Chaozhou Dialect: I am trying to get it out of the sky. You can try it out. Don't make it a big melon with wax. If you get it from me, you will get it in your head.