11. "Dear, I... I'm pregnant... It's been three months, but you can rest assured that it's not yours. You don't have to take care of it ......"
12. We have a small disagreement: She wants me to change the dung to gold, and I want her to regard it as gold.
13. If you have been reading Chinese for 10 years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.
14. Lazy bed in the morning, I took 6 coins from my pocket: If I threw out all the six coins, I would go to class! Think for a long time, forget it. Don't take this risk ......
15. I spent 80 thousand yuan to buy a clay pot for the west Zhou Dynasty. Jack went to the "jian Bao" column for identification. Experts seriously said, "Which of the following is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This was last week !"
16. I can tolerate fake figures, fake faces, fake breasts, and fake buttocks !!! However, money cannot be fake !!!!
17. Shi died for Zhiji, while female was cosmetic.
18. When I grow up, I will marry Tang Miao. If I can play, I will eat him if I cannot play.
19. One Mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one father and one mother.
20. Never wait until everyone says you are ugly.
21. If a friend can sell out, I can make a small fortune if I have five items worth each.
22. Wedding notice: The requirements are as follows: A is active, B is female.
23. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.
24. You must take a proper meal to lose weight.
25. Shake and shake to the nehe bridge.
26. Destiny is responsible for shuffling, but we are playing cards!
27. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you a little farther away from me!
28. You are coming back soon. I cannot be fooled by myself!
29. Life is like song zude's mouth. You never know who the next unlucky person will be ~~~
30. fall down and cry again ~~~
31. In addition to teeth, there is love in the world.
32. A dinosaur went to the toilet when she passed the Xi'an Jiao Tong University. When she came out, she said, "555, I have never been married in my life ......"
33. Raw, easy. Active and easy. Life is not easy.
34. My cousin, more than 40 years old. Start-up: three years of continuous testing. Then I learned about the martial arts and sent a vector to the martial arts field. Change medical care, create a good recipe, take it, and take care of it.
35. I asked how worried I could be, just like a group of eunuchs going to qinglou ......
36. I have food, but I have nothing to eat ~~~
37. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
38. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When we were old, the mirror was even.
39. Are you blind? If you don't see such a large shield, you just need to throw the stone onto my head!
040. If something goes wrong, find the cause from yourself first. If you don't have constipation, you will blame the earth for no gravity.
41. Shoot your head to make decisions, shoot your chest, and shoot your ass.
42. We walked too fast, and our soul couldn't keep up ......
43. Do not be familiar with Earth people ~~~
44. As long as a girl starts from a virgin to a woman and succeeds, it is necessary for the boy to turn from a virgin to a man!
45. mixed up. My wife will change sooner or later!
46. When I was a child, I thought that I could save the whole world when I grew up ......
47. The rich guys are big masters! But even if you owe money!
48. I will never marry my mother, even if I am a hacker **.
49. Why should I stay asleep after my lifetime ......
50. I don't want to be a tailor for a cook. I'm not a good driver.
51. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, he finally killed all the students.
52. On a business trip to Xi'an, A Dalian old man blew about how good Dalian was. Then he said that the one hundred Anniversary of the city was held in the grand celebration of the event cloud, then I asked another person: "Is there any celebration for the one hundred anniversary of Xi'an City?" After a while, a few friends from Xi'an pushed out a sentence: "I remember when Xi'an was built in 600, we had a 'beacon drama zhuhou ......"
53. A diamond has a long history and goes bankrupt!
54. ** on campus, a bicycle ride may be a good guide, while a Mercedes-Benz may be a logistics ......
55. It's gold, it's always spent; it's a mirror, it's always reflected ......
56. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she has not passed level 4, and she does not accept the offer.
57. stars can be even more famous when they are taken away from each other, but my naked eyes are captured!
58. Looking at the beautiful mm, I had no way to talk about it. I picked a brick on the road and went forward. "Hey, this is yours ?"
59. When I was a child, my dream was not to be a scientist. I dreamed that I was a young master of the landlord's house. I had a family of good slaves and never learned any skills. I had nothing to take a group of slaves and went to the streets to play a good girl ......
60. Don't talk to me about your ideals. Quit!
61. Rose yours, chocolate yours, diamond yours. You, mine!
62. The so-called surprise is that you are waiting for the rabbit to come, followed by the wolf!
63. What is lucky? Happiness means cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats monsters!
64. The two farmers boast: "The chickens on our farm eat tea, and all the eggs are tea." "Well, the farm gave the chickens a wallet and asked them to put their poached eggs ."
65. The cockroaches are not afraid of the drug, but we can't even make any vitamins!
66. Don't blame the dog for being a stuffed bun!
67. The IQ of a man is second only to that of Einstein!
68. study hard for China! A pack of Chinese money ......
69. If you cannot put on a wedding dress for your woman, never stop you and unlock her clothes!
70. Don't think that wearing dirty clothes can be used as a stained witness; don't think that wearing wooden slippers can be used as a wooden witness ......
71. My career belongs to the country, my honors belong to the organization, my achievements are led, my salary is my wife, my property is my children, and my mistakes are my own.
72. The rebirth of Phoenix is the Nirvana, and the rebirth of pheasant is the corpse.
73. If I become a rogue one day, please tell others that I have never been so honest ......
74. Not only does Lao Tzu have a car, but he still owns it ......
75. A woman has countless QQ numbers only to tease a man. A man often uses a QQ number filled with various women ......
76. I accidentally saw the so-called contemporary female mate selection standard in the book: "There is a car and a house, and my parents are both dead ." Depressed. Then I wrote down the criteria for choosing my wife in my fantasies: "My family has over million assets, the best in beauty in the world, the gentle and sexiness of the sage, and my father-in-law's late stage of cancer ......"
77. Most people only do three things in their life: self-deception, deception, and deception.
78. Sleeping is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing art!
79. In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married!
80. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!
81. Thunder cannot hide its ears and steal the bell, so it cannot be changed without changing its case. It is not enough to worry about the case. This is the most loose thing. Why can't one house scan the sky invincible? The rain has been falling down on the west side of the East sunrise, looking at the moon, when the moon is there, if the chicken hair as an arrow, yundun with a knife to test, fengmanbi Lu chunguang, Wei rescue Zhao baokui, Very good bye, Bagua Lu binghua, a thousand miles together Juanjuan ......
82. A female's blog diary: A month or a day, get drunk and reach out and touch it. Both the mobile phone and the chastity are in bed!
83. Beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy, and cute virgins. Like a ghost, men are talking about it, but no one has ever seen it before ......
84. I remember my primary school teacher yelling at me: "I slapped you !" At that time, I wanted to smile but did not dare to smile. Now, you can laugh, but you won't laugh ......
85. If happiness is a cloud, if the pain is like a star. Then my life is really cloudification, with stars ......
86. contraceptive effect: if it fails, it becomes a "person ".
87. Being alone is a carnival of one person, and a carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.
88. The most tiring thing in the world is to watch your heartbroken and stick it up by yourself.
89. The miserable thing in life is that, after a bitter evening of sweet dreams, I woke up the next morning and couldn't remember it all!
90. My father asked me what I want to pursue in my life? I answered money and beauty, and my father beat me fiercely. I answered my career and love, and my father touched my head with appreciation.
91. Men are all good colors. A little more powerful color is called **, and a little more powerful is called a color ghost. A little more powerful is called a color magic. Especially strong, it becomes ** a color magic, it is called a human aesthetic artist.
92. I remember my girlfriend sent me a text message one day after graduation: "Let's break up !" Before I can feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, I made a mistake ." This can be completely sad ......
93. You are not allowed to urinate or urinate here.
94. When you look at beautiful women on the street, you can enjoy the beauty when you look at the street. When you look at the beauty, you can appreciate the beauty.
95. Baby, his mother. We have a lot to do in my life. Don't delay time playing hide and seek with me. Come on ~~~
96. Women like two flowers in their life: Rich flowers and best flowers!
97. One shot of popularity-described as a female artist ......
98. The unfair world lies in the fact that God says, "I want to shine !" So there is a day. The beauty said, "I want a diamond ring !" So she had a diamond ring. Rich man said: "I want a woman !" So he had a woman. I said, "I want to take a bath !" The water stops!
99. I really don't understand. Girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes to attract the boy's eyes, but what the boy wants to see is not dressed.
100 occasionally, you may feel great when you live a quiet life, but it will be miserable when you live a quiet life ......
101. Superman went out of work today. Who will wash his pants?
102. Give me 12 beautiful daughters. I will praise the Lord every day. After 20 years, these angels will bring me endless wealth.
103. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she did not pass level 4, and she did not accept it.
104. Look at a 39-year-old girl. He is currently proposing marriage.
105. In order to survive, dig deeper!
106. Hand in your washbasin! I want to wash my pants.
107. I gently took off your ** and then... Then... Take off my.
108. I have never heard of pork price increases before!
109. Advertisements can be viewed, but advertisements cannot be bought.
110. If you have money, you are the lord! But even if you owe money!
111. I don't care if you brush your teeth, but you tell me where my facial cleanser went!
112. Stars can be even more famous when they are taken away from each other!
113. Now, you must take a closer look, because there are too many male and female!
114. The mosquito is really angry after biting you, but more angry, it bit you, but you cannot find it
115. What does chicken mean? A: Two chickens
116. What do you think most about when you stand on the ground? I wanted to pee most at the time!
117. I used to ride a bicycle and hit the building! I knocked out a building, and I was knocked out by two big front teeth!
118. Someone asked me where ** the most, and I told him that there was a woman, and he went to the **, but the Nb went to the women's Channel team!
119. I am a very economical person. I never use paper, eat, and never use chopsticks, and have not washed my hands!
120. Pig is an animal, but it is also synonymous with fat people!
121. Children like day long night short, thieves like day short night long!
122. A man is born by his mother, and a demon is made by his mother!
123. Tell you not to force me. If you force me, I will pretend to be dead for you.
124. It used to be called "Tomb stealing". It's now called "archaeology!
125. When I saw a beauty, I first touched my pocket to see if I had any money! W
126. Is money important? I don't think it is important sometimes. I don't believe that I threw you into an uninhabited area. Ten days later, I took 1 million and a bowl of rice for you to choose. You will definitely choose rice!
127. The universe is so big that it is hard to imagine that the Earth is just a dust in the universe. Why am I suffering to lose a dime!
128. The stars are the stars, the moon is also the moon, but people have changed!
129. If I become a star one day, I will show it to you!
130. Not necessarily a superman, not a bird, or a plane.
131. When I go to school, I want to have a holiday every day. Now I have a complete holiday, and now I want to go to school again!
132. If you don't pull it, you can't blame the gravity of the earth. It may be your constipation!
133. The latest use of noodles is to be beaten by steamed buns!
134. Cowhide is not blown, But Ox B is!
135. The dog ignores Steamed Stuffed Bun because it is made of paper shells!
136. Zhu yuantao is my uncle. If you don't believe me, ask him!
137. Fake baby milk powder is not nutritious. It was better to eat grass at the beginning!
138. So I decided to sell my child urine to make money. My son is the money tree!
139. Out there, big man. At home, big man!
140. You may have diarrhea If You Don't vomit grape skins! You are a magician!
141. People are not afraid of death, but do not know how to live
142. Unexpectedly, attack the back!
143. There is a sun in the sky, there is a moon in the water, I don't know, which one is more round and which one is brighter, um, huh! This song is about a mental illness.
144. To avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married.
145. The prince and the frog prince love the princess!
146. The story of mengmu's three migration actually shows that she has a good son. If I change to me, it will be useless to move one hundred times!
147. Good horse with good saddle, old man with beautiful girl!
148. My future is not a dream. My future is a nightmare!
149. The sky is vast, and the wind blows the grass down to see the cattle and sheep shit!
150. The old man left the Yellow Crane Tower and sent a barrel of oil while leaving. The old man thought about it while leaving. This kid is really awesome.
151. The kitchen is in the afternoon, sweating room, who knows how to cook Chinese food, give it to your mother.
152. I think a fly lying on the glass has a bright future, but I cannot find a way out ......
153. I tried my best to close myself, just like my tight rock, to throw it farther!
154. The peacock tried to open the screen, but it was revealed **!
155. If one day I become a rogue, please tell others that I have never been so honest ......
156. Your child is dead.
157. I struggled to climb the top of the ladder, but found that the ladder was wrong ......
158. Today, you cannot beat me xxx (your own name), and it's hard to marry another girl tomorrow!
159. Summer is not good. When I am poor, I don't even have to drink anything in the northwest ......
160. Not only does Lao Tzu have a car, but he still owns it ......
161. When summer is over, girls can wear skirts, but they cannot cross their knees!
162. I am willing to stay lonely for three thousand years and immediately grow long, don't provoke frivolous women into the screen account a solution alone!
163. From heaven to hell, I pass the world!
164. People who are still playing QQ all day in this year, except for work, that is, people who do not love after work ......
165. Dark late at night, I suddenly wanted to learn, but when I found the candle, it was already bright ......
166. Looking at the beautiful mm, there was no way to talk about it. There was a brick on the road, picked it up and went forward. "Hey, this is yours ?"
167. Dad said to his subordinates, "I let you serve, not for fear ~
168. For people who do not understand anything, they do not understand anything ......
169. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care. My friends call it self-confidence.
170. Have you heard of a story from a pig or a pig?
171. If you want to be less hungry than **, you can win.
172. Money is lost, furniture is lost, and clothes are lost. Now I am going out like an Arab ......
173. My eyesight is very poor. For example, do I see the dingtalk on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't see it.
174. Are you blind? If you don't see such a large shield, you just need to throw the stone onto my head!
175. Your shooting score is really bad. If I were you, I would immediately **, just in case you would need more bullets.
176. Lack of social experience is what we mean by not doing.
177. It's just that money doesn't make people happy, so I still steal some jewelry, stamps, watches or something.
178. Tietong can be ground into a needle, but it can only be worn as a toothpick, the material is not correct, it is useless to try again.
179. When we were young, we often looked in the mirror; when we were old, the mirror was even.
180. These are not broken! It's my collection of antiques! Of course, if you do not like it, you can discard it.
181. Artificial Intelligence and natural stupidity cannot be compared-because we advocate pure natural.
182. I am different from you, because I am a person.
183. Are Animal species decreasing and human species increasing?
184. The early birds have insects, and the early worms are eaten by the birds!
185. It's always better if you buy me 10 cigarettes than once.
186. I argued with MM about whether a whale is a fish. Finally, I said, "I also have a personal character." Then she agreed that the whale is not a fish.
187. My friends, please be famous soon, so that my memoirs will sell well...
188. Never say never, never.
189. I really want to hear from your grandfather: Dad!
190. In your mind?
191. Reading and reading the cramps, wensi can collapse like urine.
192. People always make mistakes. Otherwise, the correct path is full.
193. When you see me, you will suddenly find out-it's also possible for Shuai to be so specific!
194. If I were a girl, I fell in love with me! 1
195. I drink water only pure water, milk only drink pure milk, so I am very simple...
196. Sometimes life is like being forced by Eunuch J-resistance is pain, not resistance or pain!
197. In Egypt, a man can marry four wives. How tired is it? It's better to be in China.
198. The Internet is like a prison. I stole a wallet and learned everything when I went out.
199. It was a good idea to get married in August 8.
200. Temporary impulse, descendant crisis
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