Epiphany of humor and Philosophy

Architect
[Humor]
A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake.
"This is nonsense !" The architect replied, "let me have a look ."
When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train.
The architect just went to bed, and the lady's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "you're lying in my wife ."
What is the sub-bed ?"
The architect replied, "I said I was waiting for a train. Do you believe it ?"
[Epiphany]
Some words are true, but they seem to be false. Some words are false, but they are irrelevant.

Lure
[Humor]
A British gentleman shares a box with a French woman. The woman wants to seduce the British. When she is naked, she complains.
Cold on. The gentleman gave her his quilt, and she kept talking cold.
"How can I help you ?" Asked the gentleman in frustration.
"When I was a child, my mother always warmed me up with her own body ."
"Miss, I can't help it. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I ?"
[Epiphany]
A good man is a good man, and a man is a good man.

Spoon
[Humor]
Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter immediately brought him up.
As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I cannot drink this soup ."
The waiter gave him another soup. He still said, "Sorry, I can't drink it ."
The waiter had to call the manager.
The manager nodded to Mike with respect and said, "Sir, this dish is the best in our store and is favored by customers.
Welcome, do you ......"
"I mean, where is the spoon ?"
[Epiphany]
It is a good thing to make a mistake. But we often get rid of the correct ones and leave the wrong ones. The result is wrong.

Wear Error
[Humor]
In the dining room, a very humble man timidly touched another customer who was wearing a coat.
"Sorry, are you Mr. Pierre ?"
"No, I'm not ." The man replied.
"Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief. "I didn't make a mistake. I am him. You wore his coat ."
[Epiphany]
It is not easy to be justified. Straight people tend to speak in a humble manner. However, arrogant people are as strong as cows.

Power-back
[Humor]
A Scotland went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, so he sent a message to his father.
A telegram: "Do you know the address of Toma? Please note !"
On that day, he received an urgent call back: "Yes ."
[Epiphany]
When we finally find the most correct answer, we find that it is the most useless.

Sad story
[Humor]
Three people are on vacation in New York. They booked a suite on the fifth floor of a High-Rise Hotel.
One night, the elevator in the building failed and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall.
After discussion, they decided to walk back to the room on foot and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing and telling stories, in order to reduce
Tired.
The joke was told, and the song was sung. It was hard to climb to the fifth layer, and everyone felt exhausted.
"Well, Peter, let's tell a humorous story ."
Peter said: "The story is not long, but sad: I forgot the key to the room in the lobby ."
[Epiphany]
We are bitter, humorous, humorous, and happy.

Selling books
[Humor]
A famous writer is coming to the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and changed them into the writer's books. After the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy and asked, "Is your store only selling my own books ?"
"Of course not ." The bookstore boss replied, "other books are sold well and are sold out ."
[Epiphany]
"Flattering" is a strange word: You are flattering him, and you are insulting him.

Help
[Humor]
In the post office hall, an old lady approached a middle-aged man and politely said, "Sir, please help me in

Can I write an address on the letter ?"
"Of course ." Middle-aged people follow the requirements of the elderly.
"Thank you !" The old lady said, "Could you help me write a short sentence ?"
"Okay ." After being written in the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything to help ?"
"Well, there is another small thing ." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Help me add a word below: The words are scrawled,
Please forgive me ."
[Epiphany]
If you don't want to help, people will hate you for a week. If you don't do well, it's better .......

Desire
[Humor]
The business representative, administrative staff, and manager walked on the road for lunch and accidentally found an antique oil lamp.
They rubbed the oil lamp and an genie touched it out of a group of smog.
The genie said, "I usually give each person three wishes, so I will give each person one ."
"First! First !" The clerk rushed and said, "I want to go to the bahamas, drive a yacht, and enjoy myself ."
Success! She disappears
After the scare: "change me! Change me !" The business representative said: "I want to lie on the beach with my masseuse in Hawaii.
There are endless pinacoladas and the love of life ."
Success! He disappears
"Okay, now you are ready ." The genie told the manager
The manager said, "I only want the two of them to return to the office after lunch !"
　
[Epiphany]
Always let your boss speak first