Evolution of programmers seen on the Internet-from students to CEOs

Source: Internet
Author: User

From: http://www.blogjava.net/flyingbug/archive/2006/05/18/46862.html

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Programmer evolution-from students to CEOs

Wang Yonggang http://www.contextfree.net/
Translated from Omri's computer humor page
Http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il /~ Omri/humor/
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Middle School

10 print "Hello World"
20 end
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Freshman

Program Hello (input, output)
Begin
Writeln ('Hello World ')
End.
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Senior Students

(Defun hello
(Print
(Cons 'Hello (list 'World ))))
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Junior programmers

# Include <stdio. h>
Void main (void)
{
Char * message [] = {"Hello", "World "};
Int I;

For (I = 0; I <2; ++ I)
Printf ("% s", message);
Printf ("/N ");
}
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Programming

# Include <iostream. h>
# Include <string. h>

Class string
{
PRIVATE:
Int size;
Char * PTR;

Public:
String (): size (0), PTR (New char ('/0 ')){}

String (const string & S): size (S. Size)
{
PTR = new char [size + 1];
Strcpy (ptr, s. ptr );
}

~ String ()
{
Delete [] ptr;
}

Friend ostream & operator <(ostream &, const string &);
String & operator = (const char *);
};

Ostream & operator <(ostream & stream, const string & s)
{
Return (stream <s. ptr );
}

String & string: operator = (const char * chrs)
{
If (this! = & Chrs)
{
Delete [] ptr;
Size = strlen (chrs );
Ptr = new char [size + 1];
Strcpy (ptr, chrs );
}
Return (* this );
}

Int main ()
{
String str;

Str = "Hello World ";
Cout <str <end

Return (0 );
}
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Programming Skills

[
Uuid (2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
Library LHello
{
// Bring in the master library
Importlib ("actimp. tlb ");
Importlib ("actexp. tlb ");

// Bring in my interfaces
# Include "pshlo. idl"

[
Uuid (2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
Cotype THello
{
Interface IHello;
Interface IPersistFile;
};
};

[
Exe,
Uuid (2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
Module CHelloLib
{

// Some code related header files
Importheader (<windows. h> );
Importheader (<ole2.h> );
Importheader (<partition T. hxx> );
Importheader ("pshlo. h ");
Importheader ("shlo. hxx ");
Importheader ("mycls. hxx ");

// Needed typelibs
Importlib ("actimp. TLB ");
Importlib ("actexp. TLB ");
Importlib ("thlo. TLB ");

[
UUID (2573f891-cfee-101a-9a9f-00aa00342820 ),
Aggregatable
]
Coclass chello
{
Cotype thello;
};
};

# Include "ipfix. hxx"

Extern HANDLE hEvent;

Class CHello: public CHelloBase
{
Public:
IPFIX (CLSID_CHello );

CHello (IUnknown * pUnk );
~ CHello ();

HRESULT _ stdcall PrintSz (LPWSTR pwszString );

Private:
Static int cObjRef;
};

# Include <windows. h>
# Include <ole2.h>
# Include <stdio. h>
# Include <stdlib. h>
# Include "thlo. h"
# Include "pshlo. h"
# Include "shlo. hxx"
# Include "mycls. hxx"

Int CHello: cObjRef = 0;

CHello: CHello (IUnknown * pUnk): CHelloBase (pUnk)
{
CObjRef ++;
Return;
}

HRESULT _ stdcall CHello: PrintSz (LPWSTR pwszString)
{
Printf ("% ws/n", pwszString );
Return (ResultFromScode (S_ OK ));
}

CHello ::~ CHello (void)
{

// When the object count goes to zero, stop the server
CObjRef --;
If (cObjRef = 0)
PulseEvent (hEvent );

Return;
}

# Include <windows. h>
# Include <ole2.h>
# Include "pshlo. h"
# Include "shlo. hxx"
# Include "mycls. hxx"

HANDLE hEvent;

Int _ cdecl main (
Int argc,
Char * argv []
){
ULONG ulRef;
DWORD dwRegistration;
CHelloCF * pCF = new CHelloCF ();

HEvent = CreateEvent (NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL );

// Initialize the OLE libraries
CoInitializeEx (NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED );

CoRegisterClassObject (CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, & dwRegistration );

// Wait on an event to stop
WaitForSingleObject (hEvent, INFINITE );

// Revoke and release the class object
CoRevokeClassObject (dwRegistration );
UlRef = pCF-> Release ();

// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize ();

Return (0 );
}

Extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
Extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

CLSID CLSID_CHello = {/* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F891,
0 xCFEE,
0x101A,
{0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20}
};

UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = {/* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F890,
0 xCFEE,
0x101A,
{0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20}
};

# Include <windows. h>
# Include <ole2.h>
# Include <stdlib. h>
# Include <string. h>
# Include <stdio. h>
# Include "pshlo. h"
# Include "shlo. hxx"
# Include "clsid. h"

Int _ cdecl main (
Int argc,
Char * argv []
){
HRESULT hRslt;
IHello * pHello;
ULONG ulCnt;
IMoniker * pmk;
WCHAR wcsT [_ MAX_PATH];
WCHAR wcsPath [2 * _ MAX_PATH];

// Get object path
WcsPath [0] = '/0 ';
WcsT [0] = '/0 ';
If (argc> 1 ){
Mbstowcs (wcsPath, argv [1], strlen (argv [1]) + 1 );
Wcsupr (wcsPath );
}
Else {
Fprintf (stderr, "Object path must be specified/n ");
Return (1 );
}

// Get print string
If (argc> 2)
Mbstowcs (wcsT, argv [2], strlen (argv [2]) + 1 );
Else
Wcscpy (wcsT, L "Hello World ");

Printf ("Linking to object % ws/n", wcsPath );
Printf ("Text String % ws/n", wcsT );

// Initialize the OLE libraries
HRslt = CoInitializeEx (NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED );

If (SUCCEEDED (hRslt )){

HRslt = CreateFileMoniker (wcsPath, & pmk );
If (SUCCEEDED (hRslt ))
HRslt = BindMoniker (pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **) & pHello );

If (SUCCEEDED (hRslt )){

// Print a string out
PHello-> PrintSz (wcsT );

Sleep (2000 );
UlCnt = pHello-> Release ();
}
Else
Printf ("Failure to connect, status: % lx", hRslt );

// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize ();
}

Return (0 );
}
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Hacker Initial Stage

#! /Usr/local/bin/perl
$ Msg = "Hello, world./n ";
If ($ # argv> = 0 ){
While (defined ($ Arg = shift (@ argv ))){
$ Outfilename = $ ARG;
Open (file, ">". $ outfilename) | die "can't write $ Arg: $! /N ";
Print (File $ MSG );
Close (File) | die "can't close $ Arg: $! /N ";
}
} Else {
Print ($ MSG );
}
1;
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Successful hacker

# Include <stdio. h>
# Define s "Hello, world/N"
Main () {exit (printf (S) = strlen (s )? 0: 1 );}
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Hacker

% CC-o a. out ~ /Src/MISC/HW. c
% A. Out
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Hacker prawns

% Cat
Hello, world.
^ D
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Junior Manager

10 print "Hello World"
20 end
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Intermediate Manager

Mail-s "Hello, world." Bob @ B12
Bob, cocould you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world ."?
I need it by tomorrow.
^ D
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Senior Manager

% Zmail Jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.
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CEO

% Letter
Letter: Command not found.
% Mail
To: ^ x ^ f ^ C
% Help mail
Help: Command not found.
% Damn!
! : Event unrecognized
% Logout
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