First pig on the Internet

King of the daughter's country: "Brother Tang, let's go !"

Tang Seng: "No! How can I do this kind of work ?" (Swallowed a mouthful of saliva)

King of daughter country: "How many of your disciples ?"

Tang MIAO: "Well, as long as they are willing, the poor will never block it ."

Daughter country king: "Good! Xiang: Let's call several Elders Tang's disciples ."

(Several apprentices came to the main hall)

People asked: "I don't know what the king and the Master are looking for us ?"

Tang MIAO: "The Queen wants to find a ruilang among you. I wonder what you mean ?"

Sun Wukong (jumped out first): "The Master, disciple was pressed by Wuzhishan, and the master was lucky to be rescued. The master was supposed to be escorted to the west by a single intent, but the disciples had a great time in the tiangu and were scolded, even if I went to westday, I would have to wear a pair of shoes for me. It was a matter of time before I got laid off. I 'd better stay here ......"

Sha Seng: "Master, Wujing was a senior roller shutter General. How can he say that he graduated from an undergraduate course? It's okay to work in the West Day. But now it's popular to do business in the sea. I have learned fish farming in liusha river for a few years, and my daughter's country has rich water resources. I want to build a fish farm in zimu River to help my daughter country get rid of poverty as soon as possible !"

Ba Jie: "Master, although the old pig is incompetent, he is willing to escort the master to westbound... However, if you pick up water, boil rice, and fertilize farming fields every day, such a heavy job will be put on this weak shoulder. Do you have the heart, master? Do family members talk about compassion? Even though we can become a Buddha and have a house in westday, what can we do if we can share our worries for these poor women? I do not go to hell. Who is going to hell !!! Let me stay!

(When all the female officers in the audience cried in one piece) saty and Sun Wukong thought: tnnd! When can this nerd say so.

Tang MIAO: "I am embarrassed. In this case, each of you has one opportunity to seek love from the queen. It depends on your creation ."

Sun Wukong: "I will change my mind 72. I will be able to drive my muscles and fight the cloud, fight the tiangu, and fight over the cloud. Strong health, never drink huiren kidney Bao. You followed me in the fields of strength and strength. To travel to Europe and the United States, you don't need to buy air tickets, even saving your passports! Hey, Are you tempted ?"

Daughter country king: "Will the Internet be used ?"

Sun Wukong: "online ?? Oh! I used a spider's web when I was in the inventory hole, and the old grandson smashed the web with two sticks. Haha !"

Daughter country king: "Next !"

Sun Wukong: "I'm a national champion of boxing and Sanda, and I have a master's degree in horse cultivation and peach cultivation ..."

Daughter country king: "Next !"

Sha Miao thought that although I was talking about benzene, fortunately I saw the Love Story "westward journey" the day before yesterday. Hey, come and try again. So I stood in the center of the hall and opened my hands... Sashan sang:

Only you, is my love!

Only you, let me forget to learn!

Only you, is my love!

Only you ......

Daughter country king: "Oh, your head! Next !"

Sha Seng: "No! Please !"

Daughter country king: "Good! I will give you another chance. Why do you love me ?"

Sha Seng (my heart is overjoyed: the opportunity is coming. I have recited this classic dialogue n times): "Do I need a reason to love someone? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes ?"

Daughter country: "fight with a single stick !"

(Sand monk vaguely heard these things in a mess: we will all be back at the age of two !)

(Sun Wukong looked at sashan and glanced at the pig's nose. He thought, this is not my responsibility ?)

Ba Jie (slowly walking to the center of the hall, full of vicissitudes of life) slowly said: "Don't think about the Internet. Tomorrow night, short songgang. Next to the computer, dress up. Relatively wordless, only the keyboard is busy. Remember, junpiulang. Hold up the cup and sing in a low voice. On Heroes, smiling vicissitudes of life, seeing each other bitter and short, only love is long ."

Scream in the room. The Queen was about to speak...

Ba Jie: "Now, I will not hide it. I am the CEO of Bajie. com. The company is going to go public in the United States three months later ..."

Suddenly scream like thunder, 200 beautiful women fainted on the spot, the rest of the mm took out the paper and pen, rushed to the eight ring... The Queen worshipped the world in 0.01 seconds and, and went straight to the Cave Room... Then Tang Miao and others go to the West to get the scriptures. This is a post.

I heard that later Sun Wukong was so jealous that Wu chengen, not his real name, wrote a book "Journey to the West", deliberately saving this section and fooling the world with the ugly, lazy, and benzene written by pig. In fact, pig is the best learned and handsome pig I have ever seen. It is also the first online pig to be tested.