Humor in the face of adversity

After a Wenchuan earthquake survivor was rescued by a foreign rescue team, a reporter interviewed him and asked him how he felt. The survivors thought for a long time:

"The earthquake on a dog day is fierce! After I was dug out, I saw all the foreigners and thought I was shocked abroad !"

　　　　
One person was buried for more than 50 hours and was quite awake when he was rescued. The reporter went to an interview. He saw the reporter carrying his notebook and forgot to ask the reporter about the injury. Can your laptop access the Internet? The reporter replied, yes, he said: Then you can help me see if the market has gone up.

Recent Life status of Chengdu residents:

Go upstairs and be brave. Night sleep wind meals, less than a day in the daytime. Aftershocks do not come to look forward to, panlai aftershocks to eat.

The earthquake does not shake the dead, shake the dead to scare the dead, scare the dead and trapped the dead, sleepy the dead tired people, tired the dead to run the dead. In the end, the earthquake will not rush to death.

　　　　　　
People in the disaster area have no room to live and are waiting for food and drink in the aftershocks;

The people in Chengdu do not have room to live. They are waiting for aftershocks while eating and drinking.

Aftershocks are worse than earthquakes,

What is worse than aftershocks is the prediction of aftershocks,

What is more terrible than the aftershock prediction is that the aftershocks have been forecast but not yet.

Uplink: You can run either early or late for a day or even black.

Downlink: It seems that you have to take off your head.

Horizontal approval: Sleeping with peace of mind

Linkage: minor earthquakes do not need to run downlink: major earthquakes cannot run, horizontal batch: Do not run

Dear earthquake brother, let's discuss it. We can't afford it. Let's take a break tonight. Let's sleep. you want to come back tomorrow. haha .. in fact, Sichuan is hard to play. zhenle. you switch between Mars .. that's cool ..

Earthquake brother said: Chengdu-a city that doesn't want to leave when it comes

Chengdu, a city that refuses to sleep naked.

Chengdu, a city with bottled water and chocolate in its restroom.

Chengdu, a city with fast bath and toilet access.

Chengdu, a city with an inverted beer bottle.

Chengdu, one of the country's top cities with tent ownership

The latest regulations on Chengdu Mahjong are:

Do not hit 512

You are not allowed to fight with blood to the end.

Do not wind or rain

Hu is not allowed to push down Hu

Earthquake Sequelae

I. The original greeting asked: "Have you eaten? Where to go ?", Now everyone will say, "Where are you going to bed tonight ?";
2. I used to care about where others lived, and now I am concerned about the buildings where others lived;
3. After each aftershock, use a magnifier to check whether there are any cracks in your house;
4. I think the second floor is very high;
5. People who hate the habit of shaking their legs;
6. No one can shake the phone;
7. You may be scared when you shake your legs;
8. The house is so nervous that it will never be shaken again. When it does not shake and the tension is dying, I do not know whether the earth is saving energy, whether it is calm before the storm. It's hard to shake or not shake;
9. The mobile user decides not to be a mobile user in the future, and the UNICOM user decides not to be a Unicom user in the future;
10. It takes many seconds to calculate from the home on the floor to the open space when you are idle;
11. carry a bag that you think contains important items with you, and leave the bag for sleeping, or you can leave the bag for at most one meter;
12. I don't believe in my own feelings, and I keep asking for another proof: "Did you shake a group ?"
13. Pay attention to the water cups installed on the table every five minutes;
14. The first topic of meeting colleagues every day: "Were you awake yesterday ?";
15. I was suddenly interested in geographic knowledge;
16th. I was suddenly interested in survival knowledge;
17. I had to go to bed on Friday, and thought: "Do you want to take off your shoes ?"
18. I developed a good habit of reading news and cried at first glance.