Oschina Sunday strum--the correct way to deal with the tourism after being slaughtered

How to make a small three-day class feel like on the one-month class, is this the sequela of holiday syndrome? If not because of poor, I will not work every day to write strum it!

RMB, a kind of bird animal that lives in China, flies very fast, generally in people inadvertently, quietly flew away from the purse via: three roar June

Local tyrants's way of being rich is always full of innovation.

@ Stupid Monkey : A girl put the newly bought iphone6s on the piano, her classmates see after said: "is not to buy an apple, put so conspicuous position installed?" The girl smiled and said: "I play 80w piano, you only see a 8000-dollar cell phone." "The girl's mother said to her daughter:" You live in 50 million of the villa, but only the piano in the eyes. "The girl's father said to his mother:" You enjoy a 1 billion of the husband but only the eyes of the villa

Love is really not easy, always keep snacks, especially foreigners

Heard a foreigner in the subway on the phone and cry, said: "You don't Love me!" You're here with me just to learn English! "Hahaha a capitalized scheming hooker

So it's better to know more about the way men and women think.

@ Dream to think of Xi : Men and women are really different

There are a lot of children in the pit daddy, but the father of the pit son is rare

@ Blue Xiang prostitute worker : When I was a child, dad took me to steal the village of other people's pears, I picked the tree, dad in the bottom of the yard, is picking up the master came, Dad pointed to my curse: Smelly boy, hurriedly to me roll down, dare to steal others home pear, see I do not kill you. The host hurriedly said: All right, children naughty, more pick some home to eat, I ...

Guess this dad was a bear kid when he was a kid.

Although the pit, but the family's good intentions you understand?

@ Little Worm : #奶奶在我家 # National Day home wore a hole in the jeans, Grandma met very distressed said to me, "You have no money, sorry to give your mother to, just tell me, I give you." I said, "Take 200 bucks out of your pocket and say," Go buy a pair of pants, "I explained, and grandma just put the money back in her pocket. In the evening when I fell asleep, Grandma used needle and thread to me all those broken holes sewn up, early in the morning, excitedly put the trousers to me, said, "Now much better."

Well-intentioned not only your family, but your college teacher.

@ Richard-Tyson : A teacher in the university never named, but he every semester with a digital camera to class students randomly take three times group photos, and then each semester the last class of all the students to recognize. If you can find yourself in two photos, then congratulations, you pass this semester, find one, make a make-up; you can't find yourself in any one, so you can go home and wait for it to be rebuilt.

Can come up with such an extremely brutal recruit, teacher your student registration number is how miserable?

Programmers, have you ever seen a movie when you were caught by a family person?

@ Blue Xiang prostitute worker : A friend at home watching films, pushed to the door into the mother grabbed a positive, the goods brainwave said: "The amount of speed is too slow, clothes have not been loaded out!"

This is a good way to collect your

The girls who want to marry the bossy president, take care of their weight first.

Some girls, a lifetime can not shoot such a wedding photo, not because of feelings, not because of the appearance, not because of money, is because the heavy Via: The herd juvenile Liu Quanyou

@ Red Camellia : "Hubby ... Put your arms around Me "," ... "..", "Hubby ..." Outside the big typhoon, quick hug me, or typhoon I scrape to other attacking home, not to send you back to the whole? "You special quick to pull down, first do not say you this weight scraping not to move, special, you look like this, others wind also have to send me back!" ”.. [Bared teeth] [Bared teeth] [Bared teeth]

The men who did not chase the goddess also noticed that the development of the cause is the kingly way

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Occasionally in two can, but not in two poison too deep, no medicine doctor

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The little part is from Mars.

This weekend will be a day off, and this great day is a waste of time.

Professor Dead House: "The house, is also divided good and evil." A good dead house, should share the joy, the transmission of information, and the people around to find a wider world, so that everyone becomes more happy; a bad dead house is to impose their own preferences on others, or the values of different people crazy suppression, the mouth out of foul, so that everyone becomes very unhappy. Be sure to be a good dead dwelling. ” ...... Bearing in mind

Yes, even the house will be a new spiritual realm

The last time I went shopping, I think this led screen has a special affinity

23333 you have a blue-screen day, too.

Qingdao prawn fire, made SAC kings

@ Jian Ren : Wang San shot dead Dragon Prince and Cats, the Dragon King know after to Chen Tong Guan to life. Li Jing to the Dragon King Beg to say: "As long as spare my son a life, how much money is no problem." "Dragon Wang Len smiled, said:" Compensate? Do you know the shrimp soldiers? Li Jing: "What's wrong?" "Dragon King:" Qingdao. Li Jing said: "Son, No."

@ The oath is not Buddha : Yesterday to Barber, 25 yuan, with a haircut repeatedly to confirm: is a head 25 yuan, not a hair 25 yuan, and recording, can safely haircut!

@ Xixia One product Hall : A rich two-generation drive BMW, with beautiful small three to the field of self-driving tour, in a barber shop to see signs: Barber 80 yuan! I just had to get a haircut, and I stopped at the shop and got a haircut. A good hair fell to the boss 100 bucks, said "No need to find"! Boss Smirking said, "Sorry, is a hair 80 pieces"! Rich second generation A listen, immediately dropped small three and BMW fled!

Yes, you see Huang Xiaoming marriage is not in Qingdao set wine, changed to Shanghai, afraid to eat shrimp AH!

But some local tyrants in China are like wayward

@Glitter : Eat!

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