Programmers are like whores.

Whether you look after you want to pick up the board to die small, small series think this analogy is too damn apt.

1, the master of the program industry is usually very annoying Microsoft, the prostitutes of the master well. This one.. I'm afraid so.
2, are eating youth rice, but to the old pig yellow, with a mixed face, programmers can mix a manager, prostitutes also line, but commonly known as the Madam
3, prostitutes rely on the cost is measurements, programmers rely on the around (thinking)
4, programmers in order to solicit, Usually before the transaction to provide a demo, the prostitute provided by the name of the photo
5, the programmer now out of the live is called to eat PA, knot pa, whore elder sister are called Big Tits
6, absent-minded prostitute can work side do {beep (1); Sleep (9)}until Flo, the absent-minded programmer can also work while navigate to the adult website.
7, Programmer's Manual: A good set of human-machine interface requirements, for beginners, can step-by-step guide him into the function, on the contrary for the regulars, can go straight to the topic Prostitutes also adhere to the programmer's Manual on the Human Chicken Interface provisions
8, prostitutes in the work of the most afraid of is the temporary, the programmer is most afraid of the power outage
9, the new novice programmer called Rookie, just into the prostitute called chicks, are good poor little animals
10, the program community is now popular Oo method, Although in the XXXX years ago, prostitutes have mastered the o~o~~~ technology in bed
11, the programmer in order to solicit, helpless, can also first let guests try, prostitutes of course, sometimes will give you the sweetness, but in short, programmers than prostitutes, add the following:
12, prostitutes always have a few days each month can confidently say no, the programmer if the boss does not speak, can be a year to dry to black
13, prostitutes do not do the people that called Magdalene, programmers if not dry, estimated to be under the post
14, the programmer has the millennium bug problem, prostitutes seem to have not heard of the
15, prostitutes work concealment is very strong, the programmer's work is afraid of relatives and friends know, so more shameless
16, the better the programmer to do, the more programs to do, prostitutes do good, you can pick
17, programmers are now popular free, open what, plainly is to play their own , the prostitute community seems not so vicious competition
18, women do procedures that is called Odd woman, talented woman, if a man is a prostitute, it is called duck.

The programmer and the prostitute are basically the same, the following is proof:
1, all by selling a livelihood.
2, eat the youth rice, autumnal matron must not be mixed down.
3, the higher the higher the income, of course, the middleman of the tap will be higher.
4. There is no rule of life. Night life is the main, if necessary, the early hours of overtime.
5, the greater the fame, the more vulnerable to be favored.
6, we must make the most possible to meet the various non-normal customer needs.
7, encourage the spirit of innovation.
8, like to congregate. The place where the programmer concentrates is called the Software Park, where the prostitutes are concentrated called the red light district.
9, the liquidity is larger, there is no trade union under normal circumstances.
10. If you are pregnant, you can neither be a programmer nor a prostitute.
11, all for the problem of anti-virus worry ...
12, of course, the master also specializes in the production of poison for the music
13, one is Microsoft, one is plug $ Play
14, the same working status. Work with a high concentration of spirit, the most afraid of outside interference. After work, relax, experience an irreplaceable work happiness.
15, the girl is best not to do these two jobs, but there are many girls do.
16, unless after a career change, otherwise are not willing to marry. No won't.
17. All the money you earn is bought with accessories!

Programmers are like whores.