Share my hometown language-Xiangtan dialect

To be honest, when I see the following words, the more I see a smile, the more warm I feel. Xiangtan, my hometown, should be my hometown ...... I will share it with you. Do you feel the same as Xiangtan's friends, relatives, and classmates? Super classic. How many can you understand?

Description of Appearance/texture:
Make light drops, Bright drops, swollen drops, broken drops, live drops, fat drops, roller drops, sharp drops, Pen drop, hard drop, leng soft drop, scratch thin drop, empty drop, lie solid drop, said drop, slide so drop, Burch thick drop, moderate wet drop, called dry drop,

Temperature: 
Roll wo drops and cold drops, Qiu cold drops

Taste: 
Jin Xian drops (bitter dip salt salty), Evil Bitter drops, moxibustion sour drops, Qingtian drops, good spicy ~

Smell: 
Spray smelly drops, touch fragrant drops

Small animals:
Chicken giggling, eggs all, fish, meat, puppies, cats, pigs falling, fish tender child, group moles, Song nianzi, duck mother-in-law, Ma Lu, cloth pigeon, Sparrow child, HA bow child, financial stuffy child, beside the sea, flying mother-child, Yang, hum hate

Others:
Moxibustion brain shell, moxibustion, hemp drops, proud legs, neck, angry, pull some, stool all, yizaba wins, with Cage, Kuang, set up white, pick up the ghost, explore the wheat, beat the port, the god grain of nerves, rare drops, thin drops, rotten cross-goat, Western cross-goat, bucket hemp drops, evil like drops, suddenly, side er sleepy, salt bite egg, ghost, lie honey child, sin Ba Sha, dam cylinder, Xia Lixiao, Mu Tiao, Mei Miao, take a child, destroy a child, the last child, 
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I don't know how many people except Xiangtan can understand it! Haha!