Humor of programmers

1. Client: an IT manager enters a noodle shop and says, "Do you need a client ?" The boss said: "generally, the client is needed only when you are busy ."

2. Cloud computing: When a Chinese overseas student went to the United States to work as a newbie, without a calculator, he was used to looking up his head and looking at the sky to find a place. The customer was surprised and took out a calculator for verification. They looked up and asked, "cloud computing ?"

 

3. 1 k = 1024: A: Dude, you have been busy recently. Do you want to borrow some money? B: Okay. How much is it? A: Are there one thousand rows? B: Who are we talking! You can have an integer of one thousand and twenty-four.

 

4. geforce: NVIDIA always thinks that "geforce" should be renamed "geiforce", and Chinese translation should be "Awesome !"

 

5. Anti-bracket: It is said that a Russian special agent has stolen the space rocket from the U.S. NASAProgramSource codeResultCodeYes: "}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}"

 

6. Ide: A: Why is your keyword blue? B: (I looked at it and didn't come and talk about it.) A: why are there wavy lines under my words? B: Why do you develop a Word program?