The most painful 10 user experience designers

People who have dealt with designers must have seen a handful of the finest, is not a pigtail with a small beard, that is shaved bald head to smoke a cigarette, usually said a set of people's works are very general, and the works of the general like people, and not you say, in short, the egg pain.

1, "User affirmation ... Users absolutely ... "

Designer: "This page is absolutely like the blue user ... This font can be clearly seen with the user of the dark ... This button does this absolutely have the user point! "Mule-like designers are usually the hardest to communicate, and often look at things from a very narrow angle."

2, "XX website design is the most complete"

Just look at a class of websites and resist everything. You refer him to some of the same types of websites, and he immediately turns out a bunch of foreign websites. You tell him that we do is clothing, please see how every guest is done, he immediately top you a sentence: "Every customer's designer eat excrement, do so indiscriminate also can call design ...?" ”

3, look at other people's design is not pleasing to the eye

"There is nothing to look at, others are copied xx." "In the same team, designers will not agree with each other, see other people's scheme to win, will be a pain in the egg:" This kid today's lucky, be rich fancy. ”

4. "Well ... Well ... "

"Disagree with you but don't tell you what to do or how to do it." "This is the most egg pain is that you find more than n reference materials, n more amendments, the last designer to see not to listen to." Drag to the final delivery also, can only force you to use his scheme.

5, "I graduated from the Academy of Fine Arts, the teacher said this should be done." ”

Always emphasize trained, say the meaning, is to tell you, design things you don't butt in, he is a professional expert. If the program is hit back by customers, but also the egg pain to a: "This bird customers have no taste, farmers!" ”

6, "My Computer to see is normal!" ”

You tell him that the page is white, no line, he immediately took a http://www.aliyun.com/zixun/aggregation/12127.html "> Apple notebook ran to you and said:" My computer on the gray line all, you see how clear! "How many users can have Apple?" He'll have a pain in his stomach. Tell you: "Most of the users are Apple, you can not see I can not."

7, "The World is too dark, no one good." ”

"Clients are jerks, bosses are jerks, people next to them are jerks, they are the embodiment of justice." They're all bullying me, I'm going to blow up this building, I've destroyed your whole family "encounter such a designer basically can not be Shenzhen, otherwise there is a fatal disaster."

8, "did wrong because of xxx reason"

Why not use VI color? "That's because I think the VI manual color is not good-looking!" "Why is the hair not buttoned clean?" "That's what the footage is for!" "Why didn't you bleed?" "My original company was made by a printing factory."

9, "This one program you love to use not"

Is there a second option? "I have seen it, I think this program users will love." "We want two options to compare. "No need to compare, my plan is the best solution, no better than this." ”

10, "Big Company's success is because the design is good." ”

You this plan is too much, the word small can not see, can highlight these few words? "You see, all international brands are designed to do well to be successful, not by these words." "You see how concise an Apple ad is, a line of words is an advertisement." "The type of advertisement that the Apple is not made by the designer ..." completely silent

Designers in fact, like other professions, want to face the user directly, want to have a sense of achievement, but if you really meet the needs of the designer, do not worry, you can pay attention to my microblog, the next time I share how to crack 10 big egg pain Designer.

Author: Dong Juede Http://weibo.com/itnidongde

Source: http://blog.163.com/dong_shide/blog/static/18923746920117173556289/