Nine-year compulsory education

When I was in my 4-year-old preschool class, I accidentally kissed the girl at the same table while I was in class. She cried and asked me to be responsible. I said: I will be responsible for you. She said: You want to count! I said: Of course, we are not two or three years old.

When I was in the first grade of elementary school, I raised my hand to go to the toilet. The teacher looked at the table and said: class will be finished in five minutes. Go after class. I had to sit down. When I wet my pants in a loud bell, I understood one thing: Some things really cannot be forced.

After the second year of primary school passed the final examination, the teacher criticized me for taking the test badly in the class. He said: Success
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How did you score this point? The average in the class, you have been dragging your back to the class. After hearing it, I raised my hand. I said: Teacher, it's not a pig, but it's still divided into front and back legs?

In the third grade, our class and the next class hold an intelligence test. After answering all the questions, you are equal. So I tried to answer each other's questions. I answered the question from James next door. Who answered the question right. James asked me first. He said: Do you know how many eggs are in my pocket? As soon as I heard the eggs, I came to the spirit and asked, "Are you right? He said: I gave you two correct answers! I heard the cheers from my classmates. I said: Five! I heard a scream from the class teacher and fainted.

In the fourth grade, students save money and donate money to the disaster area. The teacher once asked us how much we had saved in the class. James said: I have saved five yuan. Xiao Liang said: I have saved ten yuan. At last, I said, "I am still one hundred in! The teacher was very happy, but I slowly found that the teacher's face had changed.

When I was in the fifth grade of elementary school, I had a Chinese lesson one day. The teacher asked me to explain the idiom: The truth is clear. I thought for a while and said: A long time ago, a family of people gave birth to a son in the first year and named it "big white. The next year, I gave birth to another son, so I was named Xiao Bai. On this day, the child's grandmother came to see Tom. She said excitedly with her arms: Look at this child, it looks like a big white! After answering the question, I found that the class was running hot in the winter.

When I was in the sixth grade, I needed military training. I stood in the front row. Instructor said: front-row reports! I gave a puzzled look at the teacher and thought I was wrong. The instructor shouted: the front row reports !! Looking at the instructor's furious eyes, I reluctantly walked to the playground and hugged a tree.

The Chinese Language Test in the seventh grade. The Analects of Confucius fills in the blanks: three people (). I think this is simple, maybe it's so excited. I leave it alone: Three People (my wife is always there ). After the examination, I listened to the teacher's research in the office: It seems that the problem of students' early love should be paid close attention!

It is useless to closely monitor it. Many people fall into love too early in the eighth grade, leaving me and a few people wandering on the shore. I think someone will drag me in! On this day, Lili blushed and shouted at the back of the classroom. Looking at her shy look, I thought: I finally want to go down the river, and ye Lily has spring. She took out a letter and I was so excited. She said: Can you give this letter to James for me? After hearing this, I had a dead heart.

I finally graduated from Grade 9. Don't talk to the teacher at the school gate. I said, "Goodbye, teacher! The teacher said, "Goodbye". Do you want to stay in the next semester! After hearing this, I thought for a moment and said, "Never forget, teacher !!!